Sex & Shenanigans

[Cyber_Bella]

Bry! Not again!

I knew it! It was that pineapple drink with the loofa dangling from the straw! I was a little suspicious.

 

[Bry1313]

Ohhhh BryBry do you have someone in mind I could practice my humping with?

I can send you a list, I’d hate to publicly name any names, don’t want anyone feeling left out.

 

[Bry1313]

Bry! Not again!

Shhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I can send you a list, I’d hate to publicly name any names, don’t want anyone feeling left out.

Ohh, no thanks I have my own list.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I knew it! It was that pineapple drink with the loofa dangling from the straw! I was a little suspicious.

Between you and me, he's shady AF. The last time this happened, he wasn't allowed within 500 yards of a nursing home.

 

[hotcpu]

I can send you a list, I’d hate to publicly name any names, don’t want anyone feeling left out.

Always shows such discretion

 

[Bry1313]

Ohh, no thanks I have my own list.

I figured you did, but I like to be helpful just in case. I’m sure you have your pick of stallions.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Between you and me, he's shady AF. The last time this happened, he wasn't allowed within 500 yards of a nursing home.

Oh so he likes ‘em old like me! *shakes cane*

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I figured you did, but I like to be helpful just in case. I’m sure you have your pick of stallions.

Honestly, I have no stallions. However, if you’d like I can make something up.

 

[Bry1313]

Honestly, I have no stallions. However, if you’d like I can make something up.

Oh, we have matching stables then…..lol, easier to clean that way.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oh so he likes ‘em old like me! *shakes cane*

It appears he's moved on to a younger demographic. God speed.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Oh, we have matching stables then…..lol, easier to clean that way.

Dammit and I wanted to brush your mane and call you Buttercup.

 

[Bry1313]

Between you and me, he's shady AF. The last time this happened, he wasn't allowed within 500 yards of a nursing home.

I’m never telling you about my private life again. You said that story would go into your vault.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’m never telling you about my private life again. You said that story would go into your vault.

Is it a vault or a registry?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You are welcome to celebrate hump day on Thursday. This is a judgement free thread.

I judge the hell out of you pervs.

 

[Bry1313]

Is it a vault or a registry?

I wish you’d told me it was a registry before I told you my stories

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I wish you’d told me it was a registry before I told you my stories

I mean, it's public knowledge, baby. Sorry!

 

[LupineOne]

Between you and me, he's shady AF. The last time this happened, he wasn't allowed within 500 yards of a nursing home.

Jesus

 

[Bry1313]

I mean, it's public knowledge, baby. Sorry!

I feel like the princess in this story

"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, 'You lied!'"

 

[hotcpu]

I mean, it's public knowledge, baby. Sorry!

Ouch the Pillowtalk comes out ...

 

[Trubbycat]

Pillows talk?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I feel like the princess in this story

"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, 'You lied!'"

I'm saddened that this wasn't in the Disney version

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm saddened that this wasn't in the Disney version

...surrounded by a hazy cloud of thousands of fertilized eggs...

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I feel like the princess in this story

"The sun oozed over the horizon, shoved aside darkness, crept along the greensward, and, with sickly fingers, pushed through the castle window, revealing the pillaged princess, hand at throat, crown asunder, gaping in frenzied horror at the sated, sodden amphibian lying beside her, disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception, screaming madly, 'You lied!'"

*sticks in my false teeth and wiggles my brows* So, you’re saying you’re wet?

 

[Bry1313]

*sticks in my false teeth and wiggles my brows* So, you’re saying you’re wet?

Soaking