Sex & Shenanigans

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Things have gotten off to a bit of a slow start here on Titty Tuesday. While CCG is out recruiting, @PrettyLilPussy19 is going ham over in the tits and tacos thread.

I'm just thinking of poor @Lmizzler in that mean Ole dentist chair.

Is it weird that those mouth spreaders look a little kinky to me?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I once saw a post saying that for women to have good posture to imagine laser beams coming out of their nipples … and the laser beams should be parallel with the floor.

Remember this @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

So now on a regular basis when I’m walking I imagine the “pew pew” sounds of my powerful laser titties

Powerful Laser Titties would be an awesome name for an all female speed metal band. *nods*
I'd be more than willing to be their road crew....

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Let’s keep the butthole discussion to a minimum today … being as we did so without @Indiesoul yesterday.

Today should be all about the boobs and all the amazing things we can accomplish if we are motivated by boobs.

I'm here for this.

 

[Mr_bogey]

are you saying you miss me when I’m gone … you did? … awww that’s so cute!

We really need more reaction emojis.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I will never be as Smexy as Dwight Schrute.

Maybe we should post a comparison so others can weigh in?

 

[Lmizzler]

Is it weird that those mouth spreaders look a little kinky to me?

Not weird at all but NMK

 

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[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

No, I think that was her ass. Helen of Troy was known for her ass.
You know, Greeks and buttholes.*


*no one tell CCG I mentioned buttholes

@crazychemgirl!!! ^^^

1. Sabine War: According to legend, the Sabine War was fought in ancient Rome after the Romans abducted the Sabine women in order to increase their population and ensure the survival of their city. The Sabine men retaliated and a war ensued.
2. War of the Sicilian Vespers: The War of the Sicilian Vespers was fought between the French and the Aragonese in the 13th century, and one of the causes of the war was the rape of a Sicilian noblewoman by a French soldier.
3. Harem Conspiracy: The Harem Conspiracy was a series of revolts in the Ottoman Empire in the 16th century that were sparked by the rivalry between the wives and concubines of the sultan. The women were vying for power and influence in the sultan's court, and their machinations led to several uprisings and battles.

I learned about the "sobbin" women from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
May I also add Boudica revenging her daughters' rapes? Damn Romans!

Well if it isn’t our own Discordia, your powers won’t work here Goddess.

Um... it's Princess... His Queso Princess.

Worth it.

Mythical people died man!!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

I once saw a post saying that for women to have good posture to imagine laser beams coming out of their nipples … and the laser beams should be parallel with the floor.

Remember this @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

So now on a regular basis when I’m walking I imagine the “pew pew” sounds of my powerful laser titties

I know someone that has a t-shirt to remind them.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I know someone that has a t-shirt to remind them.

i didnt know I was doing tit lasers. I used my hands.

 

[Mr_bogey]

https://image.made-in-china.com/43f34j00UWNrtemsfJpI/Adult-Japanese-Style-Bdsm-Fetish-Leather-Bondage-Collar-Harness-for-Couples-Sex-Bondage-Suit-Chain-Slave-Breasts-Woman.webp

Wow, you're hot. All this time I thought you were a dude.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Good morning OP, I made you breakfast

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And here, for dipping


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Good morning Bry. It was so kind of you to send me my favorite breakfast while I was still in bed.

I hope you have a wonderful day full of boobs. Here is some coffee for you.

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[LupineOne]

Mythical people died man!!!

And we thank them for their sacrifice.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Damn Romans!

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Wow, you're hot. All this time I thought you were a dude.

Hahaha, I am a dude. I was just posting a sexy photo. That isn't me

 

[Mr_bogey]

Damn @LadyLascivious1 is a miracle worker. OP even slept in.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Good morning Bry. It was so kind of you to send me my favorite breakfast while I was still in bed.

I hope you have a wonderful day full of boobs. Here is some coffee for you.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Damn @LadyLascivious1 is a miracle worker. OP even slept in.

Boobs have a very calming effect.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Boobs have a very calming effect.

I'm hoping to find out.

Speaking of which, what day is it?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm hoping to find out.

Speaking of which, what day is it?

Taco day?

 

[Apisto42]

Taco day?

Best day

 

[jason28053]

I would watch a movie that included laser titties as a plot device

I believe Austin Powers has already been made

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I once saw a post saying that for women to have good posture to imagine laser beams coming out of their nipples … and the laser beams should be parallel with the floor.

Remember this @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

So now on a regular basis when I’m walking I imagine the “pew pew” sounds of my powerful laser titties

Gravity has harmed me, so I would have to do the Matrix backward bend for my titties to get laser beams parallel with the floor.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I would watch a movie that included laser titties as a plot device

Guys face gets burned off as he's trying to latch on. Sure, sounds sexy!

I'm hoping to find out.

Speaking of which, what day is it?

A cold day in hell because they're being nice to each other.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm hoping to find out.

Speaking of which, what day is it?

End of days!!!! OP is being NICE to Bry