Sex & Shenanigans

[Cyber_Bella]

And then it got worse

https://imgur.com/a/rbzg5LL

Are you flying to meet someone for an illicit rendezvous?

 

[Bry1313]

Are you flying to meet someone for an illicit rendezvous?

I’m just trying to go home, and sigh….im supposed to work tomorrow.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I’m just trying to go home, and sigh….im supposed to work tomorrow.

Ohhh, so you’ve already had the rendezvous?

 

[Bry1313]

Ohhh, so you’ve already had the rendezvous?

Of the most platonic kind.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Of the most platonic kind.

Hawt.

 

[Bry1313]

Hawt.

Although there were poofs in the shower of my buddy’s house so maybe I misread their offer to host me this weekend.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Although there were poofs in the shower of my buddy’s house so maybe I misread their offer to host me this weekend.

Poofs?

 

[Bry1313]

Poofs?

@Justadesperatewifeandmom informed us this past week that upside pineapples are no longer the signal of swapping, that it’s bathroom poofs.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

@Justadesperatewifeandmom informed us this past week that upside pineapples are no longer the signal of swapping, that it’s bathroom poofs.

Loofas?

 

[Bry1313]

Loofas?

https://imgur.com/a/bsALLXY

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Here I thought pineapples were a welcome symbol in the south.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

https://imgur.com/a/bsALLXY

Yeah those are loofas.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I wonder if pineapple upside down cake symbolizes virgin buttholes?
I mean the cherries in the rings have to be a clue.

 

[Bry1313]

Transitioning to candy for comfort

https://imgur.com/a/nyWXkxF

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Transitioning to candy for comfort

https://imgur.com/a/nyWXkxF

I almost feel bad for you

 

[Bry1313]

I almost feel bad for you

Don’t lie to me, you just make this worse

 

[Mr_bogey]

And then it got worse

https://imgur.com/a/rbzg5LL

Book your hotel now before you wind up at the Braidwood Inn

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Don’t lie to me, you just make this worse

Maybe someone will be nice and send you boobs. Not me. But there must be someone that likes you around here. Or at least feels sorry for you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You've never worked in a restaurant?

I’ve never worked in a restaurant

 

[Dubinsky]

I’ve never worked in a restaurant

Me neither. But I’ve read Bourdain

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does the margaritas table translate to Manhattans?

https://imgur.com/a/YT4tXGC

Depends on how bad you want buttsex

 

[Bry1313]

Depends on how bad you want buttsex

I only got to two before the bar closed

 

[crazychemgirl]

I only got to two before the bar closed

Giving head it is

 

[Mr_bogey]

I only got to two before the bar closed

That should be illegal. Airport bars shouldn't be allowed to close until the last plane has departed.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That should be illegal. Airport bars shouldn't be allowed to close until the last plane has departed.

24h bars + planes seems like a disaster waiting to happen