The AH person I would most like to meet IRL is…

[TxRad]

The only thing I ever sold well was myself and no, I was not a hooker.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I think I'd enjoy meeting EmilyMiller

That’s sweet of you .

Em

 

[MillieDynamite]

The only thing I ever sold well was myself and no, I was not a hooker.

You have no idea how I wish I could say that.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm afraid that if I met her, we would get in a lot of trouble.

Why do people say that about me? Oh right, because they actually paid attention to stuff I wrote. It’s a fair cop. I’ll go quietly. Oh, you have that brand of handcuffs, I tend to prefer the market leader. But I guess you know your business.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I love trouble. No, wait, I love a mystery. But I don't mind trouble.

A troubling mystery? Or maybe mysterious trouble.

Em

 

[Duleigh]

You have no idea how I wish I could say that.

Concentrate on now and your little guy. Look at the road ahead

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

To all my gentile friends, bye, adiós, doei, au revoir, Tschüss, Viszlát, Ciao, Sayonara, and bey. Later gaters!

 

[onehitwanda]

Why do people say that about me?

Em

Because your aura is firmly "Mischievous Blue" on the Pantone scale, hon.

 

[MillieDynamite]

To all my gentile friends, bye, adiós, doei, au revoir, Tschüss, Viszlát, Ciao, Sayonara, and bey. Later gaters!

You didn't say it in Russian, dasviDAniya, and it actually means until we meet again. I only know it because of Ice Station Zebra.

 

[onehitwanda]

You didn't say it in Russian, dasviDAniya, and it actually means until we meet again. I only know it because of Ice Station Zebra.

Totsiens - Afrikaans.

Literally: tot: until, siens: sight/seeing.
Colloquially, "until we see one another again"

 

[NoTalentHack]

 

[EmilyMiller]

Because your aura is firmly "Mischievous Blue" on the Pantone scale, hon.

That strangely sounds kinda me, but what does it mean in [American] English?

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

That strangely sounds kinda me, but what does it mean in [American] English?

Em

Shit. My translator's broken. It's yammering something about billets-doux and Nous sommes dans la merde. Fucking reptile thing.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Shit. My translator's broken. It's yammering something about billets-doux and Nous sommes dans la merde. Fucking reptile thing.

Sur le pont d’Avignon?

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Sur le pont d’Avignon?

Em

Une frappe au cows avec stones, mate.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Une frappe au cows avec stones, mate.

Ma tante est sur le table avec une plume dans son vagin.

Emilee

 

[SimonDoom]

Hasta la vista, baby.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Une frappe au cows avec stones, mate.

Ma tante est sur le table avec une plume dans son vagin.

Emilee

You two MUST tell me where you are getting your weed. That's some quality, all right!

 

[MelissaBaby]

Why do people say that about me? Oh right, because they actually paid attention to stuff I wrote. It’s a fair cop. I’ll go quietly. Oh, you have that brand of handcuffs, I tend to prefer the market leader. But I guess you know your business.

Em

Trust me, I've been in a lot more trouble than you have.

 

[MyBareTorso]

I'll take you up on that when I eventually get around to visiting Australia one of these days. It's near the top of my list. I haven't been served coffee by someone with an Ozzie accent yet and I'm looking forward to it.

Then Rusty can show me where the drop bears are. Bramblethorn will cite multiple authorities about why Americans should especially fear drop bears and probably half convince me.

Watch out for the yowies too...even more fierce than drop bears...

 

[Duleigh]

Watch out for the yowies too...even more fierce than drop bears...

I have a gargoyle in case of drop bears (reference) but I've never heard of a yowie, is that anything like a dingaroo or a crocklegator? (same reference)

 

[SimonDoom]

Watch out for the yowies too...even more fierce than drop bears...

Jeez. More freaking Australian stuff to be afraid of.

 

[MyBareTorso]

I have a gargoyle in case of drop bears (reference) but I've never heard of a yowie, is that anything like a dingaroo or a crocklegator? (same reference)

A bit like the Aussie Bigfoot....

 

[Rustyoznail]

Watch out for the yowies too...even more fierce than drop bears...

Oh yeah, and Bunyips around Gippsland. You don't see them over this way, so I forgot about them.

 

[onehitwanda]

You two MUST tell me where you are getting your weed. That's some quality, all right!

rum and lemonade, baby!

(Never smoked, no narcotics other than good old caffeine and C₂H₆O - way too addictive a personality to ever, ever risk that road through the woods)