Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

When I first joined lit, I met a dude who was a “dom” and tried to “train me” … but since I’m a brat and new to everything I just kept laughing at everything he said.

Awkward.

 

[Photog1rl]

It's worse when there's only 2 of you and the other falls asleep.

Also guilty of this. hahahaha

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or the dozens of times over the years I got messages from guys where I just ended up correcting their grammar.

 

[Photog1rl]

Or the dozens of times over the years I got messages from guys where I just ended up correcting their grammar.

I usually just start engaging in conversation about life or don't respond. Getting sexy is not my go to. lol

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Geez I feel called out in every one of these posts on this page but then I remember I haven't e-boned any of you.

 

[Photog1rl]

There was the one time, when I had first joined, a guy started the conversation with me about lingerie and how he wanted to buy some for his wife. I totally fell for it. I was asking him questions about what she liked and didn't like. If there were parts of her body she liked to show off or hide and then I went to some websites and found items that I thought would work for her...
I don't think the guy was even married.

 

[MedicalMuse]

@OrdinaryPerson and @Photog1rl check your inboxes

Um..

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

There was the one time, when I had first joined, a guy started the conversation with me about lingerie and how he wanted to buy some for his wife. I totally fell for it. I was asking him questions about what she liked and didn't like. If there were parts of her body she liked to show off or hide and then I went to some websites and found items that I thought would work for her...
I don't think the guy was even married.

What did he get out of this? He just wanted to see what lingerie you liked?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Um..

Check your inbox

 

[MedicalMuse]

How about having phone sex with someone and the cum, and you realize they are an alt of someone else you’ve had a previous online fling with many many years ago? No one sounds like him. I called him on it and he disappeared after throwing a tantrum about me not giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Serious. No. One. Sounds. Like. That.

 

[Photog1rl]

What did he get out of this? He just wanted to see what lingerie you liked?

I think talking to me about lingerie was part of it. As the time went on he started asking if I had any of the items, If I wanted to show him what they looked like so he could see if it might be good for his wife. I was new but not stupid so I picked up on it by that time lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

What did he get out of this? He just wanted to see what lingerie you liked?

Right? Like … did he just want a woman to describe parts of her body ?? … I don’t understand men sometimes

 

[SixShooter14]

First off, I've done a lot of E-boning over the last 15 years and am not referring to anyone specifically...
I'm also not complaining, it's almost always a great experience!

The biggest issue I've encountered is that it's almost alway a single-sided conversation. In my case, the woman almost never reciprocates the actions or descriptions that I put down into words. Sometimes they will answer a question or prompt, sometimes not....
Other issue is when she takes 20 minutes to respond and the moment is long gone by then.


Phone sex is much better since I can hear her and know...she's busy and not able to speak words. But phone sex is also the most difficult to setup since both parties typically need to be alone.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How about having phone sex with someone and the cum, and you realize they are an alt of someone else you’ve had a previous online fling with many many years ago? No one sounds like him. I called him on it and he disappeared after throwing a tantrum about me not giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Serious. No. One. Sounds. Like. That.

What a dirty dog

 

[Photog1rl]

How about having phone sex with someone and the cum, and you realize they are an alt of someone else you’ve had a previous online fling with many many years ago? No one sounds like him. I called him on it and he disappeared after throwing a tantrum about me not giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Serious. No. One. Sounds. Like. That.

Damn-that is bold. The disappearing is not surprising though, I have found that being direct is not always taken well.

 

[SixShooter14]

Check your inbox

Um..

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

When I first joined lit, I met a dude who was a “dom” and tried to “train me” … but since I’m a brat and new to everything I just kept laughing at everything he said.

Awkward.

I think that is like the first female totems of lit. Once you collect all the totem lit experiences, you are finally a real litster and can never leave.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oop .. the sub is found and all are dead

 

[crazychemgirl]

Um..

Sorry … girls only.

 

[Photog1rl]

I think that is like the first female totems of lit. Once you collect all the totem lit experiences, you are finally a real litster and can never leave.

Speaking of totems can we add making a cringy AF personal to that list. I think if you survive that you should get to collect a totem...

 

[Photog1rl]

Um..

Just use your imagination and then know it is better than that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Speaking of totems can we add making a cringy AF personal to that list. I think if you survive that you should get to collect a totem...

Omg if I go back in my “created threads” I can see mine … good god. Cringe!

 

[crazychemgirl]

@SixShooter14 please don’t sad face me … I can choose who I feel comfortable sharing my photos with. This is also why I didn’t post it on the thread directly. Please respect that. Thank you.

 

[Photog1rl]

Omg if I go back in my “created threads” I can see mine … good god. Cringe!

Right? I wrote one when I first got on the boards. I thought it was going to get me a line of dominant men(when I thought I wanted a line of them and that I wanted them to all be dominant). Instead I got a line of submissive men. Not bad, some of the guys were really nice. I just did not expect the reaction-like AT ALL. Add to it that I felt obligated to respond to every PM and I was in over my head. Little did I know about the welcome committee of Litsters that seem to find the new folks.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I never made a personal ad. 5 out of my 6 threads were just to flash people though. Does that count?