Endless Ends

[Endless_Night]

As a young boy, I used to carry garter snakes in my jeans pocket . . . until the day one got mad and bit me . . . no pain, but I quickly realized it was no longer the thing to do. When hunting quail in south Texas, I wore knee-high snake boots.

Since living in the mtns, I have dispatched a family of copperheads nesting under the back entrance concrete pad and one timber rattlesnake that hung around the house for two weeks.. I won't attempt to be friendly with the 5 ft king snake that keeps the mice and other copperheads away from the house now, but I thank him/her.

Embrace the good ones and stay away from the bad ones.

Most excellent advice.

Translating that to adventurous four-year old can be a...tad problematic.

Oh, man.

 

[investor2020]

Most excellent advice.

Translating that to adventurous four-year old can be a...tad problematic.

Oh, man.

Ain't "temporary" motherhood grand !

 

[Endless_Night]

I have. A plan.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I have. A plan.

What is. Your plan?

 

[kentuckymtnman]

I have. A plan.

Does it involve me?

 

[Endless_Night]

What is. Your plan?

Hahaha! Cut that out!

Does it involve me?

Not unless you are four.

 

[kentuckymtnman]

Hahaha! Cut that out!


Not unless you are four.

Maturity level?

 

[Endless_Night]

Maturity level?

All around.

 

[Endless_Night]

Why is Lit no longer taking emojis from my phone? 'Tis highly annoying.

 

[85Ironman]

Why is Lit no longer taking emojis from my phone? 'Tis highly annoying.

Now you'll have to do them long hand! The nerve!

 

[Endless_Night]

Now you'll have to do them long hand! The nerve!

Worse, it substitutes its own emojis.

Which it thinks are comparable.

It is wrong.

So wrong.

Wrong.



Did I make my point?

 

[85Ironman]

Worse, it substitutes its own emojis.

Which it thinks are comparable.

It is wrong.

So wrong.

Wrong.



Did I make my point?

So.

Are they comparable, then?

 

[Endless_Night]

So.

Are they comparable, then?

Clearly my point was not made.

Clearly.


See? That laugh emoji is terrible!!

 

[Endless_Night]

I would say this looks interesting. Last Voyage of the Demeter.

Based on the short Captain's Log chapter from Stoker's Dracula.

Old school historic horror. So, interesting.

Except pretty sure no-one is going to make it off that ship.

There's a child and a dog.

Nope.

#hardlimits


Someone's going to have to watch and tell me how it is.

 

[85Ironman]

Clearly my point was not made.

Clearly.

It would be easier to communicate if you used the correct emojis, you konw...

 

[Endless_Night]

It would be easier to communicate if you used the correct emojis, you konw...

Omg.

STOP THAT

They're so terrible!

 

[Endless_Night]

I have just sprayed approximately 500 small socks with chigger repellent.




One thing off my bucket list.

 

[Nightbird]

I have just sprayed approximately 500 small socks with chigger repellent.




One thing off my bucket list.

Whats a Chigger?

 

[Endless_Night]

At some point perseverance becomes folly.


I’m giving it until June 17th, 11:36 pm.

End of a cycle. Seems appropriate.


Alrighty, Universe. Yea or Nay? Show me what’s in the box.

*settles in to wait*

Five days, 46 minutes.

 

[Endless_Night]

Whats a Chigger?

Chigger.

 

[Nightbird]

Chigger.

Thank you.. Reminds me of a Tick sort of..

 

[hotwords229_A]

Chigger.

“Chigger bites on the penis can cause severe itching, swelling, and painful urination.”
!!!

 

[investor2020]

Don't forget about this event next year: https://www.cnn.com/travel/solar-eclipse-2024-trip-planning-scn/index.html

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I have just sprayed approximately 500 small socks with chigger repellent.




One thing off my bucket list.

I....have questions. For one thing what else is on your bucket list?

 

[hotwords229_A]

I....have questions. For one thing what else is on your bucket list?

It sounds like she’s taking 500 shy, naked men out into the woods for some reason.