Sex & Shenanigans

Quick google search. I don't prep my links in advance like someone I know. (And the tiktok one wasn't as funny)
How would one prep links in advance counselor? I can see the future and know where topics are headed…..hmmmmm? (God I wish I could see the future, I’d be one of those billionaires Cindy loves).
 
What's this about a cruise? I've got my swimmies.
The Cruise is a themed and curated event for only the most discerning ...perverted of Litsers. We have a cruise ship, costumes, loose morals, hijinks and shenanigans, butt stuff, a comical beef between a lawyer and a blowfish, diplomatic immunity in international waters, our own currency loosely modeled after US money, and most importantly...a Target full of MILFs. Care to join?
 
The Cruise is a themed and curated event for only the most discerning ...perverted of Litsers. We have a cruise ship, costumes, loose morals, hijinks and shenanigans, butt stuff, a comical beef between a lawyer and a blowfish, diplomatic immunity in international waters, our own currency loosely modeled after US money, and most importantly...a Target full of MILFs. Care to join?
So basically your average Tuesday. These sound like great plot development. I'm in!
 
How would one prep links in advance counselor? I can see the future and know where topics are headed…..hmmmmm? (God I wish I could see the future, I’d be one of those billionaires Cindy loves).
Yep, fair point. I think it's pretty hard to figure if sex will be discussed. You got me.
(I'm not trying to pinch hit for OP here)
 
The Cruise is a themed and curated event for only the most discerning ...perverted of Litsers. We have a cruise ship, costumes, loose morals, hijinks and shenanigans, butt stuff, a comical beef between a lawyer and a blowfish, diplomatic immunity in international waters, our own currency loosely modeled after US money, and most importantly...a Target full of MILFs. Care to join?
Here's the most important question... will there be queso?
A waiting list??? :::looks for pencil:::
You'll have to check with my sugar Daddy to see how far he has me reserved. I seem to recall him saying something about "until death do we part". :love:
 
The Cruise is a themed and curated event for only the most discerning ...perverted of Litsers. We have a cruise ship, costumes, loose morals, hijinks and shenanigans, butt stuff, a comical beef between a lawyer and a blowfish, diplomatic immunity in international waters, our own currency loosely modeled after US money, and most importantly...a Target full of MILFs. Care to join?
hey I thought we had agreed to drown the blowfish in some ketchup?
 
The Cruise is a themed and curated event for only the most discerning ...perverted of Litsers. We have a cruise ship, costumes, loose morals, hijinks and shenanigans, butt stuff, a comical beef between a lawyer and a blowfish, diplomatic immunity in international waters, our own currency loosely modeled after US money, and most importantly...a Target full of MILFs. Care to join?
Sign me up! @Lmizzler and I can bunk together.
 
Here's the most important question... will there be queso?
From one of those fancy fancy fountains no less!!
hey I thought we had agreed to drown the blowfish in some ketchup?
there's been a slight change of plans...I was offered a rare cork (no pun, legit a cork) and a fifth margarita by the blowfish so he gets to come :LOL:
So basically your average Tuesday. These sound like great plot development. I'm in!
I'll have you know this is a Wednesday trip. Can't miss the chance to shove off on Hump Day :love:
 
OK, everyone needs nametags on their swimmies!!! I definitely don't want to steal another person's swimmies.
Very smart because he never really specified who would die. 😂 :unsure: :eek:
Three of my grandparents came from Norse countries and my other grandparent had some French…..just saying.
You sure they weren't immigrants from say... Germany?
From one of those fancy fancy fountains no less!!

there's been a slight change of plans...I was offered a rare cork (no pun, legit a cork) and a fifth margarita by the blowfish so he gets to come :LOL:

I'll have you know this is a Wednesday trip. Can't miss the chance to shove off on Hump Day :love:
Oh, you have moved wayyyyyyyyyy up on my list of favorites!
what are swimmies? everyone is naked so i can finally see my lawyers ass
He shows his ass all the time! Oh wait, you were talking about the body part. My bad!
 
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