Sex & Shenanigans

[Bbl87]

In an alternate universe, I’m short.

I mean you still are to me. . It's cute.

 

[Rapharider]

Question for the masses:

What are you doing in an alternate universe?

Exactly what I’m doing now. Just with a slightly bigger penis.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Question for the masses:

What are you doing in an alternate universe?

If l followed my childhood dream, directing movies

 

[MedicalMuse]

I mean you still are to me. . It's cute.

This is why I you.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

In an alternate universe I'm somewhere remote with Pedro Pascal...

Or I'd have hot dog fingers depending on which universe it is

 

[Joxlrg]

Working at the Breast Evaluation Center

 

[Bbl87]

This is why I you.

What, my generous proportions?

 

[MedicalMuse]

What, my generous proportions?

All of them

 

[LupineOne]

you mean film correct?

Nope. I’d miss too much

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Nope. I’d miss too much

Isn't the saying better late than never?

 

[MedicalMuse]

As much as I’d love to be a party in this, it’s getting too crowded for me…
*settles in to watch*

Always room for more. Or round two.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Sits down to watch the porno!

You heard him, @crazychemgirl

 

[Radiantcurves87]

In an alternate universe, I’m short.

Laying in bed, avoiding what to pack.

Edited: @ICM8781 is proving to be the best distraction. Damn, I'm smitten.

 

[Lmizzler]

For those who were confused.. this is a fun way to learn

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Educational and delicious at the same time!

 

[crazychemgirl]

You heard him, @crazychemgirl

He might come in handy to hold you down … I’ve heard forced orgasms can be enjoyable

 

[Bry1313]

Ok, clearly I’m not CCG because I’m out running errands at lunch and I was in someone’s way and gave a full “ope sorry” to the person I was blocking. I’m hopelessly Midwestern and not Western Canadian.

 

[SixShooter14]

Ok, clearly I’m not CCG because I’m out running errands at lunch and I was in someone’s way and gave a full “ope sorry” to the person I was blocking. I’m hopelessly Midwestern and not Western Canadian.

basically "south of the border Canadian" But they'll never let you across with that 'ope' in there.

 

[Jaws82]

Always room for more. Or round two.

round 3?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

He might come in handy to hold you down … I’ve heard forced orgasms can be enjoyable

I..mmm....yea... that'll do it.

 

[Photog1rl]

As much as I’d love to be a party in this, it’s getting too crowded for me…
*settles in to watch*

As sexy as it sounds and as fun as it would be, I truly want to actively build my friendships with these two wonderful women.

You’re still welcome to watch but it might be more of a slow burn

 

[Bry1313]

basically "south of the border Canadian" But they'll never let you across with that 'ope' in there.

If I ever was a spy in Canada, the “ope” would be how I blew my cover.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok, clearly I’m not CCG because I’m out running errands at lunch and I was in someone’s way and gave a full “ope sorry” to the person I was blocking. I’m hopelessly Midwestern and not Western Canadian.

In Canada we use the phrase, “I’m just gonna scootch past you” almost exclusively

 

[crazychemgirl]

I..mmm....yea... that'll do it.

Tag-teaming is also fun

 

[SixShooter14]

In Canada we use the phrase, “I’m just gonna scootch past you” almost exclusively

I use "scoot" or "slide" or just "excuse me" "pardon me"

 

[Bry1313]

In Canada we use the phrase, “I’m just gonna scootch past you” almost exclusively

That phrase does not recognize our border. We scootch freely here.