Sex & Shenanigans

[Nightbird]

But Toucans only generally live until 20

Im an anomaly..

 

[Bry1313]

There.... now you aren't quite as old anymore

I was gonna rhyme DILF with MILF…..but thought better of it, because I’m not lewd

 

[Nightbird]

How old..

I was born in June 1971

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was born in June 1971

You’re not older than all of us

 

[MedicalMuse]

I was born in June 1971

Shush. That’s not old.

 

[Nightbird]

You’re not older than all of us

Oh I thought I was..

 

[Nightbird]

Shush. That’s not old.

Okie my mistake..

 

[JKL123]

Oh I thought I was..

You thought wrong

 

[Nightbird]

You thought wrong

Sorry, my mistake..

 

[kentuckymtnman]

I have lived in eight decades, two centuries, and two millennia… I remember when they found Moses floating in that damned basket made of reeds from the river.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

If you have to turn your phone away from people in public … you’re my kind of people

Hey that's me!

You’re not older than all of us

I'm older than that "Be proud old guys" weirdo. Which honestly kinda hurts.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Shush. That’s not old.

That’s an insult is what it is!

 

[JKL123]

Getting old is a badge of honor .... not all get to do it as they pass too soon.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey that's me!

I'm older than that "Be proud old guys" weirdo. Which honestly kinda hurts.

Well of course that’s you … I wouldn’t expect any different.

I picture you on a bearskin rug doing the beer Reynolds pose with a vinyl playing in the background

 

[Bry1313]

If you have to turn your phone away from people in public … you’re my kind of people

I hold my phone tight to me when I’m home alone out of habit.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Shut your cheese holster!

Thanks for proving my point.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Thanks for proving my point.

It’s like he can’t even see it anymore

 

[Bry1313]

It’s like he can’t even see it anymore

The monocle man will always monocle man.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Poor @SirConradPeckereye doesn’t even have @muddler35 here to stand up for him

 

[Nightbird]

Poor @SirConradPeckereye doesn’t even have @muddler35 here to stand up for him

I have a feeling that's about to change.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have lived in eight decades, two centuries, and two millennia… I remember when they found Moses floating in that damned basket made of reeds from the river.

Was he naked?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have a feeling that's about to change.

Unlikely but I like to encourage participation

 

[Nightbird]

Unlikely but I like to encourage participation

You are a giver..

 

[crazychemgirl]

You are a giver..

It’s the Canadian in me

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Thanks for proving my point.

Just jealous you didn't come up with "cheese holster"