Sex & Shenanigans

[Nightbird]

I just grabbed a jar and put it in my basket

Ohhh.. Well Dill pickles are yummy with or without garlic.

 

[jason28053]

Did you know there’s no emoji that resembles a butthole?

Rosebud

 

[Bry1313]

Omfg … you are the Bert to my Ernie
The rock to my roll
The peanut butter to my jelly
The KETCHUP TO MY FRIES!!!! (Just for @Bry1313)

Everytime i log back in today, I just feel more and more sad

 

[crazychemgirl]

Everytime i log back in today, I just feel more and more sad

It’s just too easy

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What currency would be worth more …. Butthole photos or orgasm gifs?

Why does it have to be one or the other? A butthole-shot-whilst-orgasming gif. Obvs.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Up your “sleeve”? Is that what we are calling it now?

What should I call it?

 

[Nightbird]

Why does it have to be one or the other? A butthole-shot-whilst-orgasming gif. Obvs.

This is amazing.. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ What she said @crazychemgirl

 

[MrsPassion]

Is everyone enjoying today’s shenanigans? ….raise your hand!

What’s today flavor of shenanigans?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Mmmmmm pizza with pineapple

 

[SixShooter14]

But why gif instead of video? What is everyone's problem with audio?

 

[jason28053]

What should I call it?

Butt? Whoha?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

But why gif instead of video? What is everyone's problem with audio?

we are establishing a hierarchy so its gif then video...

 

[SherlockianMan]

But why gif instead of video? What is everyone's problem with audio?

years of watching porn stealthy with other people home

 

[SixShooter14]

we are establishing a hierarchy so its gif then video...

No, it's photo - gif - audio - video

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I bet I could catch you eating ketchup

I can just see him sneak eating eggs with ketchup while watching The Secretary

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

No, it's photo - gif - audio - video

This actually makes it really complicated.

Like is an orgasm gif better or an audio of the person reading the phone book better? A video of boobs better or an audio of an orgasm?

 

[SixShooter14]

This actually makes it really complicated.

Like is an orgasm gif better or an audio of the person reading the phone book better? A video of boobs better or an audio of an orgasm?

That was just format hierarchy. If the content is the same.

Different content can skip levels.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That was just format hierarchy. If the content is the same.

Different content can skip levels.

Right but how do you organize based on content and format to have one step ladder approach? We need to know whats worth more, like we cant be confused if $1 in coin format is worth more or less than $5 in paper money.

And where would a video of Bry eating ketchup fall?

 

[jason28053]

This actually makes it really complicated.

Like is an orgasm gif better or an audio of the person reading the phone book better? A video of boobs better or an audio of an orgasm?

An audio of you reading The Secretary

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

An audio of you reading The Secretary

So people can listen to when they want to make sure they don't orgasm?

 

[SixShooter14]

Right but how do you organize based on content and format to have one step ladder approach? We need to know whats worth more, like we cant be confused if $1 in coin format is worth more or less than $5 in paper money.

And where would a video of Bry eating ketchup fall?

Rank formats first then contents.

Then multiply them together for a hotness score....its a simple ranking matrix. Super common in risk management

 

[Bbl87]

we are establishing a hierarchy so its gif then video...

So, if the hierarchy is pic<gif<video, does a dick gif trump a dick pic? AFAF.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/11jAK8vxQYGJ

 

[jason28053]

So people can listen to when they want to make sure they don't orgasm?

Audio of you counting down from 10

 

[Bbl87]

This actually makes it really complicated.

Like is an orgasm gif better or an audio of the person reading the phone book better? A video of boobs better or an audio of an orgasm?

-Orgasm gif, unless the person really gets off on reading phone books

-Audio of an orgasm by far.