Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

Are you high?

I was thinking she could add some coconut oil to the bun so that it will slide off the plate and into the trash easier.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How do you guys feel about a burger with spam, ketchup, mayo, pineapple, and queso?

I mean… what’s wrong with this?

All it really needs is some teriyaki

 

[crazychemgirl]

I bought some pickles while grocery shopping and when my hubby asked why I bought pickles I said … “dunno, just felt like pickles” … this is what’s wrong with me.

I also ate a donut every day at work this week … people keep bringing them in … I can’t help myself.

 

[jason28053]

I bought some pickles while grocery shopping and when my hubby asked why I bought pickles I said … “dunno, just felt like pickles” … this is what’s wrong with me.

I also ate a donut every day at work this week … people keep bringing them in … I can’t help myself.

Pickles fill donut holes

 

[SixShooter14]

I bought some pickles while grocery shopping and when my hubby asked why I bought pickles I said … “dunno, just felt like pickles” … this is what’s wrong with me.

I also ate a donut every day at work this week … people keep bringing them in … I can’t help myself.

What's the issue here?

 

[crazychemgirl]

What's the issue here?

The issue is my Buddha belly lol

 

[SixShooter14]

Lmao... We match!!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I bought some pickles while grocery shopping and when my hubby asked why I bought pickles I said … “dunno, just felt like pickles” … this is what’s wrong with me.

I also ate a donut every day at work this week … people keep bringing them in … I can’t help myself.

This sounds like me when I was prego. That, and I only wanted to be fucked in the ass for 9 months.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This sounds like me when I was prego. That, and I only wanted to be fucked in the ass for 9 months.

That’s also what hubby said … lol

I’m 100% not knocked up … my uterus is closed for business … or at least.. near retiring age. Definitely able to take advantage of the seniors discount

 

[jason28053]

This sounds like me when I was prego. That, and I only wanted to be fucked in the ass for 9 months.

Just another reason to love you

 

[crazychemgirl]

Guys … I have a suspicion that the ketchup hate is all a ruse!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Questionable design choice?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

 

[crazychemgirl]

It would so obvious I ate one of those cuz it would be all over my face … not unlike eating of another kind.

 

[MedicalMuse]

It would so obvious I ate one of those cuz it would be all over my face … not unlike eating of another kind.

I volunteer!

 

[SixShooter14]

It would so obvious I ate one of those cuz it would be all over my face … not unlike eating of another kind.

Well if it's not, then you aren't doing it right.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I'm guessing these got banned from the bake sale too

I saw that on Facebook and my first thought is why is there a piece of bologna under that brownie???

@LaisDeMarieDeFrance care to comment on eatability?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That’s also what hubby said … lol

I’m 100% not knocked up … my uterus is closed for business … or at least.. near retiring age. Definitely able to take advantage of the seniors discount

He only wants to be fucked in the ass?

Kinky.

I like it.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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I'm guessing these got banned from the bake sale too

I'm sitting here wondering who in the fuck puts meat on a cupcake? Probably @SirConradPeckereye , that's who.

 

[crazychemgirl]

He only wants to be fucked in the ass?

Kinky.

I like it.

Hahahahahaha… touché

we actually met through a BDSM sex site … I saw his dick before we met lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm sitting here wondering who in the fuck puts meat on a cupcake? Probably @SirConradPeckereye , that's who.

That also has @Bry1313 written all over it.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hahahahahaha… touché

we actually met through a BDSM sex site … I saw his dick before we met lol

Same with my husband. Oh, and my ex-husband. Not fetlife, but I saw their dicks before we met

 

[crazychemgirl]

Same with my husband. Oh, and my ex-husband. Not fetlife, but I saw their dicks before we met

As my friend said on Friday night during sangria hour … you gotta preview that dick. I don’t wanna be dick-shocked right before we’re about to get down.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

As my friend said on Friday night during sangria hour … you gotta preview that dick. I don’t wanna be dick-shocked right before we’re about to get down.

Reminds me of my first time I swear I thought he was just fingering me.

Nope.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why was this weirdly sexual and also horrifying?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2r6UCnu/