Sex & Shenanigans

My jets are as cool as the other side of the pillow, and I was just waxing poetic about rye toast.

You got to a 95 out of 100, make it strawberry-rhubarb preserves and mmmmmmmmmmmm
Really? Strawberry rhubarb is MY favorite but folks out here don’t often know what it is so I don’t say anything.
 
It’s time to go to work and I’m sad … send me happy messages to read for when I get back online.

Happy messages include:

Pics of doggos
Funny jokes / memes (except SCP)
Sexual positions you think might cause injury (bonus points if you tried them and didn’t get injured)
Your dream car now Vs your dream car in your teens
Bands that have objectively horrible reputations but also kind of slay




Aaaaaaand commence.
Ok,

Here is a dog……and a cat



Funny jokes/memes






Does breaking a bed frame count? No injuries were had.

Dream car when I was young, late 60’s Corvette…..still the dream car.

ABBA slays even though people make fun of them.

I know Dolly Parton is a beloved personality, but her music is vastly underrated by non-country folk.

The Grateful Dead made legit great music and weren’t just a hippie show.

Pink has some absolute bangers

The Harder They Come soundtrack is a top 5 soundtrack and it’s not fifth (not underrated, it’s just not rated)

The musical Jesus Christ Superstar leads off with a monster song and just slays the whole way, you killed it Andrew Lloyd Webber.
 
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Does breaking a bed frame count? No injurie were had.
Totally did that once.
Dream car when I was young, late 60’s Corvette…..still the dream car.
Definitely a good one.
ABBA slays even though people make fun of them.
They're fucking amazing. People that make fun of them are dumb as fuck.
I know Dolly Parton is a beloved personality, but her music is vastly underrated by non-country folk.
100% agreed. She's a great writer. Cash's version of her song here is fantastic.
The Grateful Dead made legit great music and weren’t just a hippie show.
Absolutely. They have some great songs. Robert Hunter is a fantastic lyricist too.
Pink has some absolute bangers
I like her style and attitude. She's alright with me.
The Harder They Come soundtrack is a top 5 soundtrack and it’s not fifth (not underrated, it’s just not rated)
Thats a very good one indeed. I'll have to give it another spin one of these days.
The musical Jesus Christ Superstar leads off with a monster song and just slays the whole way, you killed it Andrew Lloyd Webber.
I'll get around to this one one of these days.

You have excellent taste, my friend. Cheers! ❤️😎
 
I remember growing rhubarb in MI as a kid. And I think my mom made it into pies, I'm thinking strawberry-rhubarb, but I don't know. Maybe? (Not often, and it was good, but as a Michigan Boy, it's Cherry Pie....it's always Cherry Pie....for me at least).
 
Some of you understood the assignment.. well done! A+ all around.

Others … though I won’t mention any names …*coughcough@Bry1313*coughcough … have their nose so far up the teachers butt they could smell what they are last week.
Wait, I missed the assignment...what was it????? Is it too late? Was there a deadline?
Can I do extra credit to make it up?
Will this be on the exam?

Also, some might enjoy having a nose up their butt...(please don't judge my kink...:oops:)
 
Definitely nice about miscommunication and then some. Also funny and polite, supportive and kind friends and some of the ones I’ve met can be dirty AF.
Midwesterners can take the tease I dish out. They are good eggs.
I think in undergrad, I had a course or felt like I had a course on miscommunication. Or could easily write one.
 
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