A request to my fellow AH denizens (stop thread hijacking)

[SeraphNocturne]

There's a version with Jamie Foxx singing back-up that is extremely non-PC. I don't know if you're heard it, but it's on YouTube, uncensored for the moment. You've been warned, however.

I've heard it, years ago, I'm sure in every form--my brother was heavily into his music.

 

[MetaBob]

Anyway, the point was the sound of the word. Like, if you didn’t know any French and someone attractive said to you, “Would you like to come to my place for an evening of candlelight, wine…..and fromage.” You’d be “HELL YES”

Especially if there's also pain involved.

 

[Zootonius]

I've seen some realistic skeletons in stores with joints that work. They are a bit expensive, but some interesting scenes could be concocted. It's kind of moot because without flesh, there are no genitals. Mostly a hobby for drunk frat boys with trust funds.

Ken and Barbie don't have genitals either. But that hasn't stopped people...
https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.IEufoStbWzRKuky_K0TQ-gHaEK&pid=15.1

 

[onehitwanda]

Ken and Barbie don't have genitals either. But that hasn't stopped people...
https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.IEufoStbWzRKuky_K0TQ-gHaEK&pid=15.1

Ken's not doing anything there except chewing on Barbie's pubic hair. Completely the wrong angle.

 

[Zootonius]

Ken's not doing anything there except chewing on Barbie's pubic hair. Completely the wrong angle.

That's okay. Barbie seems to be navel gazing.

(Or as I like to say, Naval gazing)

 

[SimonDoom]

Doing my best to stay on track:

 

[onehitwanda]

(Or as I like to say, Naval gazing)

She's admiring the SS Defender of Pen Island from near the poop deck.

(Oh God someone shoot me now)

 

[Zootonius]

She's admiring the SS Defender of Pen Island from near the poop deck.

(Oh God someone shoot me now)

What does one do on a poop deck, anyway?

 

[Zootonius]

Doing my best to stay on track:


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To anyone here named Jack, I'd like to say hi!

 

[onehitwanda]

What does one do on a poop deck, anyway?

Survey the Quarterdeck!

 

[gunhilltrain]

Ken's not doing anything there except chewing on Barbie's pubic hair. Completely the wrong angle.

For dolls, it doesn't seem to be that wrong. By co-incidence, something about this (well, the upcoming Barbie movie) will be in a submission I'm writing for Reviews and Essays. Sometimes "non-fiction" is a good way to get some variety on Lit.

 

[gunhilltrain]

What does one do on a poop deck, anyway?

Don't ask us, just look it up.

https://www.cruisehive.com/what-is-a-poop-deck/85425

 

[MetaBob]

What does one do on a poop deck, anyway?

With hand on the taffrail
Watch shit pass the fantail

 

[MediocreAuthor]

(opens vest to show bomb taped to tummy, then points automatic weapon at the OP) Take this thread to Afghanistan!

(I stare at you in shock, while holding 10 pizzas, squished up against my bare tiddies, with a duffle bag holding 10 mil in unmarked bills strapped to my back)

"I... uhh... I feel underprepared for this situation."

 

[TxRad]

May I suggest Tahiti over Afghanistan. Cool breezes, fine sand washed by cool waters. Being topless isn't illegal.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

May I suggest Tahiti over Afghanistan. Cool breezes, fine sand washed by cool waters. Being topless isn't illegal.

It wasn't even my idea to be naked. I just need to deliver these pizzas so that I can go

 

[MediocreAuthor]

What does one do on a poop deck, anyway?

You play craps, I believe

 

[TxRad]

It wasn't even my idea to be naked. I just need to deliver these pizzas so that I can go

My bad, I assumed the breasts the pizzas were pressed against were bare.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

My bad, I assumed the breasts the pizzas were pressed against were bare.

They are, apparently... it was just someone else's idea

 

[TxRad]

Since I've been a nudist for over half a century, I prefer bare breasts of any size or type.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

They used to demand to be flown to Cuba, as I remember.

You mean John Cleese on the Baysingstoke bus to Luton.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

May I suggest Tahiti over Afghanistan. Cool breezes, fine sand washed by cool waters. Being topless isn't illegal.

When is the last time a hijacker asked to go on a holiday? I have to be convincing in character, okay?

 

[MediocreAuthor]

When is the last time a hijacker asked to go on a holiday? I have to be convincing in character, okay?

When is the last time a hijacker demanded a something from a naked person carrying 10 pizzas?

 

[gunhilltrain]

You mean John Cleese on the Baysingstoke bus to Luton.

An episode of Fawlty Towers? I must have missed that one. Interesting that he was divorced from Connie Booth by 1979, and he got married three more times.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Especially if there's also pain involved.

That's rather naughty of you. You're not obligated to tell us, but I am wondering who is dong what to whom? Or maybe you just mean in general.