Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Photog1rl]

Ahh... I guess it's not been very chaotic since I've been here.


Does the thread starter really get emailed regarding the contents of their thread? content posted by other posters? Why?

I feel like the mods should be responsible for...... Moderating

It’s had a few shifts. Other threads come and draw folks for a time and things shift again. It is lit life and chaos lol
There were times when it would fly-Jesus would it fly. Lol

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You women have convinced me of wayyyy too much dumbfuckery in 1000 pages.

I’m feeling nostalgic now.

Nostagic you say? For Mizzler 1.0? End your dick count up with a bang. Or a woo woo as CCG requested...

 

[Photog1rl]

Don’t get me wrong. If I’m into a lady. I’ve no problem sending her flirty texts, pics throughout the day to her. I’ve got to have a connection with her, some feelings for her.

Is this why I never got my audio. You tease switchy.

 

[hotcarl2785]

probably. but the few dudes I am prone to leaning on when no one will fulfill my cock pop whims don't seem to be here today, so I am not sure who to ask.

We were just discussing the cock pops in another thread. They wanted to see mine I did for y’all, but I think I accidentally deleted it.

 

[Photog1rl]

It’s a slippery slope. First you do an outdoor pic, then you are doing shower jeans pics, next thing you know…your cock has become a helicopter!

I mean that may be your excuse but….

 

[positiveflirt]

It’s a slippery slope. First you do an outdoor pic, then you are doing shower jeans pics, next thing you know…your cock has become a helicopter!

Whats next in the natural progression?

I think they call it the Chinook.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It’s had a few shifts. Other threads come and draw folks for a time and things shift again. It is lit life and chaos lol
There were times when it would fly-Jesus would it fly. Lol

especially when Jesus fucking would fly lol.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think they call it the Chinook.

I do not know this. please demonstrate. For science.

 

[Lmizzler]

I mean that may be your excuse but….

I even measured the damn little fella.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Damnit…I’ve already done all of those things too!

yeah, that is when life gets hard, you have nothing left do because you already did it all.

Best I can come up with is find a partner who doesn't mind cameras

 

[awired50]

jerking off videos, then going fuck it, and full on face. then full body jerking off videos.

 

[Lmizzler]

yeah, that is when life gets hard, you have nothing left do because you already did it all.

Best I can come up with is find a partner who doesn't mind cameras

So what do I win from you two if I convince some other guy to

 

[hotoldrguy]

I tried but can only get it going side to side LOL Helicopter Down!

 

[SixShooter14]

I even measured the damn little fella.

Well...who hasn't?

My ex actually asked me one day during at work naughty texting... Of course I answered

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I tried but can only get it going side to side LOL Helicopter Down!

I appreciate the effort! I think this counts!

 

[Lmizzler]

I tried but can only get it going side to side LOL Helicopter Down!

The key is to use your hand at the base and get it swinging from there.

Why do I have this knowledge?!?!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So what do I win from you two if I convince some other guy to

Im intrigued by how you can convince a man that we cannot convince Is oursleves. Or is this "other" guy named something like LM?

 

[hotoldrguy]

I appreciate the effort! I think this counts!

Thanks OP. Maybe I just need more practice. It is always good to add to your life skills

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

thank you. What is funny is with how much I criticize heels, I didn't have a life long issue. I wore them all the time, up until I was about 5 months pregnant. I haven't been able to wear any since. I understand while pregnant, but why not know. it is so weird.

My wife's experience exactly. She is short, around 5'-3 and I am 6'-1" so she rocked 4 inch heels all the time. Yeah. I know. Ah, youth is wasted on the young....

 

[hotoldrguy]

The key is to use your hand at the base and get it swinging from there.

Why do I have this knowledge?!?!

https://media.tenor.com/SMYDfDQoFdgAAAAC/taking-notes.gif

 

[Lmizzler]

My wife's experience exactly. She is short, around 5'-3 and I am 6'-1" so she rocked 4 inch heels all the time. Yeah. I know. Ah, youth is wasted on the young....

Same with me Tan. A tall 6’1” here and she’s a short 5’3”. But I can easily rest my head on top of hers when hugging so that works!

 

[Lmizzler]

Im intrigued by how you can convince a man that we cannot convince Is oursleves. Or is this "other" guy named something like LM?

@LM12 or @LM2625 or maybe @lmags

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

honestly, I don't have the energy. Just too many. Though I really am appreciating some of the irony with the one dude that does it all the time with new like dozens, probably hundreds of accounts. I swear he is picking certain ones to be especially twisted. like the dead one, a dozen who had just flipped their shit on social media complaining about men pretending to be them. Some are really funny because they go off on not just the people doing it, but everyone who engages with the people doing it. I appreciate the irony.

and oh cock pop. yes please. I do enjoy them way too much.

my favorite rice cakes.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B079RCWJZS/
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01J14K2W6/
or these for plain
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0931VT44C/

Thanks Justa. I like them either covered in Cherry Garcia ice cream (sweet) or a big old hunk of dead cow or a dozen Buffalo wings (savory).

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I'm sticking with too much porn.

I know those words, but not together like that.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Mines not a helicopter. More an ultralight