Accidental sexual contact

[bobb_sledd]

Once had a female clerk (very junior) in an office of all (very senior) males. She had very large breasts. She would often lean over our shoulder, to point to something on the screen, while pressing her breasts into our back as we sat at the one computer workstation (long before computers were everywhere). She obviously knew what she was doing. She once pressed her breasts into the back of the supervisor, a very religious and proper man, he came out of the seat like a rocket telling her to keep those things away from him.

 

[Corbie]

When I was 17, I had hernia surgery. This was back in 1979, before hernia repair surgery was a same day surgery. I spent two days in the hospital. The afternoon of my surgery, a friend from work came to visit me, along with her boyfriend, who was also a co-worker. I was still in and out of the effects of the anesthesia and half asleep. When she leaned over to hug me I reached up to return the hug, with my eyes 3/4 closed. I didn't realize I'd grabbed her boob until they were almost to the door. LOL

This one is not quite an accidental sexual touch, but still funny.

About 30 years ago, I was at a business presentation for a multi-level organization. After the presentation, I stood up and the woman in front of me stood as well. I was wearing a sport coat, slacks, dress shirt and tie, and she was in a dress. When she turned and looked at me, she looked familiar, and she said I looked familiar as well. We played the game: Who do you know, where do you live, where did you go to school? We couldn't make a connection. Finally I asked where she worked (I was a sales rep at the time, with no fixed office.) She worked at my gym as the front desk manager and abs class instructor. We were used to seeing each other in gym clothes. We both blurted out at the same time, "I didn't recognize you with your clothes on." About ten people turned to look at us! LOL

 

[Gator66]

I got a haircut once and the gal that was cutting my hair was a young 20 something attractive woman. We were the only people in the shop at the time. Unfortunately, she was visibly very sick and had a runny nose. She said that the only reason why she was working was because she couldn't afford not to work.

My hand was over the end of the armrest and whether it was intentional, or she was just supporting herself because she was sick, her pussy mound was pressed onto my hand. What was even better was that she was wearing leggings and the warmth of her crotch was such a turn on that I was very glad that I had the cape over me because I had a raging hardon.

She got a generous tip, and I jerked off to that experience for a long while.

 

[van_delay]

When I was in junior high my Mom used to blow dry my hair for me. One time she had a night shirt on and a button was undone. I got to look at her tits the whole time. Had to go jerk off after.

 

[Rockymtnman]

I had one of these in high school. I worked on a horse ranch and we were stacking small bales ( dry about 65lbs) and we had a couple of girls helping out ( they stabled their horses there)

I go to hand up a bale and the girl leans over to grab it but the bale slips out of her hand, she quickly bends down to catch it and goes ass over tea kettle from 5 ish feet. I get a bale of hay across the knees and my face is smack dab in the middle of her boobs at the beginning of her descent. then we clanked heads, her chin smashes into the bridge of my nose. my nose is gushing blood, she’s dazed … then I realize I’m pretty much holding one of her boobs like i was squeezing a sponge dry.

she, while friendly, was a robust girl and my nose hurt for a few weeks and my back for a couple months. She never mentioned the brumsky or the squeeze, I’m pretty sure she was concussed so it’s not surprising.

my friend said it looked like the big lift scene from dirty dancing but we missed the lift, very badly.

 

[CurtGiles46]

I have had several incidents when my stepdaughter has brushed past me and I have been more than aware of her body. She often seems to choose the narrowest place in our home to walk past and I will feel the distinct heavy softness of her breasts as she squeezes by. She occasionally apologises, but not always, which leaves me wondering...

Very hot. When she apologizes for it, does she sound sincere?

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Is this like when a hand accidentally squeezes my ass on the Metro?

Best line I heard on the subway was a lady standing in a crowded car, obviously getting groped by the guy behind her. Fed up with Mr. Handsy, she yelled, "Okay Columbus, the discovery's over!" Head down, he darted off the train as soon as the doors opened and raced up the escalator with everyone laughing at him.

 

[lit_ch3]

Love this thread.
Made me recall my first same sex sexual encounter.
Walking through a crowded bar, my bestfriend sitting and waiting across the room, a tall pretty brown woman brushed up against my breast. We stopped, chatted and started talking about my breast. She touched me again and she mentioned my push up padded bra. Turned me on to be groped like that. She informed me that she was bi. I wanted her and her number. But I had to hurry back to my friend.

Started calling these kinds of interactions "But for's". But for my friend, but for my spouse, but for my plane I need to catch....

Couple good memories. Thanks for this one.

 

[Inthelastrow]

In college, after taking final exams, some of our class went out for drinks. Two of the students drove so we all piled in even though there was not enough room for all of us. After drinking we all piled back into the cars. Some of us had to sit on laps. Well I climbed into the back of one of the cars first and then one of the girls sat on my lap. There were like five of us crammed into the back of a small sedan. Anyway, the way she sat was like a lap dancer. I don't know if it was the ride or the way she was sitting but she knew what was beneath her so she started to grind and I of course responded accordingly. I tried to stay nonchalant and she did a remarkable job of keeping a straight face while we all conversed. I don't think anyone noticed due to the movement of the car. Unfortunately it was a short ride or she would have had me coming. When we got our she just smiled and left with her friends. Her name was Susan and ddnever saw her again.

 

[Erodicus]

When I was in junior high my Mom used to blow dry my hair for me. One time she had a night shirt on and a button was undone. I got to look at her tits the whole time. Had to go jerk off after.

Your mum would be very welcome to blow-dry my hair dressed like that. She sounds as if she would give a wonderful blow-job.

 

[Erodicus]

I'm sure this is a very common experience. Most times for me it's been purely accidental or simply the result of being in close proximity. I've had female hair dressers, nurses and female work colleagues pressing themselves against me simply in the course of carrying out the task they were performing. Mostly they seem to be doing it unconsciously because they are concentrating on the job. But I always enjoy it when I feel a breast, tummy or thigh pressing against me. In every case no words have ever passed between us, although I'm always left with a lovely warm feeling and a fevered mind speculating on the possibilities.

Similarly I've accidentally touched a woman's breast on a number of occasions. I swear they were all accidental! It happened the first time when I was in my teens and had taken a girl to a carnival with lots of scary rides. As we were climbing out of one, she stumbled and I caught her, putting my hand right over her left breast. It was the first breast I'd ever touched and I was amazed at how soft it was. (I'd always assumed that a breast would be as solid as a muscle.) The softness of a woman's breasts became highly addictive for me at that moment. The bonus was she was very grateful that I'd prevented her from taking a tumble.

On the other hand, I had a girlfriend with E cup breasts who used to stand close to me when we were out and about and surreptitiously rub my arm with her boob, then look up at me with a mischievous grin. Bliss!

 

[twister947]

That thing they do with their tits against my back and shoulders and upper arms... no way that's anything less than intentional.

 

[BiDrew42]

I wrestled in high school for four years. Wrestling uniforms are very form fitting, so everyone's bulge was rather apparent. I frequently made "accidental" contact during a match with many male crotches and was also groped a number of times. If I was particularly interested in one of my opponents, my hand may have lingered longer than normal or I may have given a gentle squeeze. I hooked up with a few of my opponents, including my first black lover, who had a magnificent cock!

 

[magicalmoments]

That thing they do with their tits against my back and shoulders and upper arms... no way that's anything less than intentional.

I've asked a few women I know about this "accidental" brushing of breasts and in general terms the consensus was that in our society, where breasts are sexualised, a woman knows exactly where her tits are and what they're brushing against at every moment of her day.

 

[Luganis]

It has happened many times at the barber.

I am sitting in a barber chair for years, with the same barber to get a hair cut and shave. My surprise is a new barber girl. Makes me sit, reclines the chair to wash my hair before cutting it. As always I keep my arms on the armrest. After a very relaxing scalp massage she pulls the chair up putting her crotch pushing my hand. I was feeling a warm push on my hand. She kind of moves it like rubbing my hand. She was quite busty with a nice but discrete cleavage. This girl really turned me on. Wot towel on my face and ready to get shaved. I turn my hand facing up just in case I get lucky. I do. She feels my fingers and she started rubbing my hand again while I touch her. She looks at me making eye contact, and winks at me. I’m done. She asks if I am happy with how I look. She hands her card to make an appointment for my next haircut.

Needless to say, I began to get a haircut pretty often… she got a very satisfied customer until I had to move cities, but every time I’m in town I call her and she even takes care of waxing all my intimates…

 

[RIPAphrodite]

I accidentally ended up dry humping my cousin at gathering of our friends. We were all watching a movie together, his girlfriend and the guy I was dating at the time were present and thankfully no one noticed thanks to the lights being low and the tv being up loud…..there’s been always been amazing sexual tension between us that people assume we are a couple but he’s such a man whore!

 

[Sassyunicorn]

I accidentally ended up dry humping my cousin at gathering of our friends. We were all watching a movie together, his girlfriend and the guy I was dating at the time were present and thankfully no one noticed thanks to the lights being low and the tv being up loud…..there’s been always been amazing sexual tension between us that people assume we are a couple but he’s such a man whore!

How did you accidentally dry hump your cousin?

 

[Sassyunicorn]

I've had a few situations like this happen through my life, but one stands out above the others. I had a crush on a girl but hadn't worked up the nerve to ask her out, yet. We were out with a group of friends, and as a joke, she suggested I carried her across a muddy area where work was being performed on a sidewalk. I held my arms out in front of me and she jumped into them, like a groom carrying his bride across the threshold. As I got ready to put her down, I realized my hand had latched onto one of her boobs like a handle. I noticed she had looked down at my hand on her boob a few times, but I didn't think anything of it. I was concentrating on not tripping and dropping her. When I finally realized where I was holding her, I apologized profusely. She laughed and assured me it was OK, but I was still embarrassed.

We did end up dating and after some time together she told me she fell for me that day because of the way I apologized for grabbing her boob. She said I was a gentleman.

 

[pershash21]

Last year of high school (we were both 18) gymnastics class. We are lined up to take turns on the horse I get ready to start running so I put one leg and one hand back and grab a handfull of pussy from the woman behind me. I apologized and she was cool with that but everybody else saw it and thought it was the funniest thing ever.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I've asked a few women I know about this "accidental" brushing of breasts and in general terms the consensus was that in our society, where breasts are sexualised, a woman knows exactly where her tits are and what they're brushing against at every moment of her day.

When I started dating my wife, she had a cousin that had just invested in some nice DD ready made tits. She was always flirty and sort of handsy with me.

They had a cabin in Durango we’d go up and spend weekends at. We’re up at the cabin and all crammed on the couch after supper watching the fire and drinking and the cousin wedges down between me and my wife and basically puts the left tit into and under my arm!

Ya think she knew what she was doing?

 

[Bonnie_Does]

Accidental??​

It always seemed to be quite deliberate to me!!

 

[RIPAphrodite]

How did you accidentally dry hump your cousin?

I sat on his lap hehe

 

[ShaneoD]

I sat on his lap hehe

I don't think this was as accidental as it might seem wait of it was in a room with other people..... I'm guessing he was happy until he realised he couldn't be completely happy?

 

[RIPAphrodite]

I don't think this was as accidental as it might seem wait of it was in a room with other people..... I'm guessing he was happy until he realised he couldn't be completely happy?

You do know what a dry hump is right….it didn’t end until you make a mess!

 

[Gator66]

One day, many years ago, when I was working as a cashier in a busy shop at an amusement park, a full breasted milf placed her order on a high counter at my register. I reached for the item and she was either too close to the counter and/or I reached too far, and the outside of my hand made full contact with her breast. Truly I felt the softness of her boob and we looked at each other in that moment and I could feel myself blush. She gave me a very friendly and thankful smile knowing she had turned me on in a fraction of a second.