What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I would like to request a moment of silence in honor of Bed Bath and Beyond going bankrupt. Just spent my last gift card there.

 

[ashesatwork]

Really fresh beef jerky is just what I wanted.

 

[gga]

I would like to request a moment of silence in honor of Bed Bath and Beyond going bankrupt. Just spent my last gift card there.

You want me to be silent for a whole minute?

 

[Lily13]

When you work all week, there should be at least one nice day on the weekend ⛈

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

You want me to be silent for a whole minute?

Just a moment... take a deep breath.

 

[gga]

Just a moment... take a deep breath.

Oh, a moment, not a minute
That's a timeline I'm used to dealing with.

 

[MedicalMuse]

It’s craziness

 

[beachbaby179]

I. Just. Don't. Get. It.

 

[lacandy]

Coming home is always the best after vacation (or just being away).

 

[barefootgirl69]

My fortune cookie said my next decision will bring unexpected happiness.

Do I want to buy a lottery ticket or swipe right?

 

[spiderwal]

I’m thinking it’s nearly 1am and I should really go to bed

 

[MrsPassion]

I bought a cream colored suit for my work trip…forgetting I am the queen of spilling things on myself looks like I won’t be touching or eating anything that day

 

[LupineOne]

Fuck me standing, I can’t handle the stupidity today!

 

[spankableBelle]

Way too much.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Fuck me standing, I can’t handle the stupidity today!

I'm glad I'm not the only one that uses this phrase.

 

[SiFi]

Should I PM that person ?

 

[Deleted member 4038640]

Thinking? I’m horny and want to chat with someone

 

[steelyblue73]

I’m thinking I should get some wood to build an ark and start some light therapy to make up for lack of sunlight.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Should I PM that person ?

You should! You never know, it might make her smile!

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

My fortune cookie said my next decision will bring unexpected happiness.

Do I want to buy a lottery ticket or swipe right?

Unexpected, huh? I guess it depends on who you would rather make happy: the creepy uncle in WV who'd wind up winning the lottery, or the catfishing psychopath you'd meet on Tinder. There's always a catch with cookie fortunes. So choose wisely. Because the future is totally in your hands now!

(This is why I stopped eating Chinese food--just couldn't handle the responsibility.)

 

[LustyScribe]

Maybe HOW you wake her will help to influence the outcome?

I ended up making the breakfast. I didn’t want to work on an empty stomach!

Yeah, it's very rare that I stumble upon whatever the "magic" combination is. So, yeah, I end up with breakfast. Fortunately, I do like breakfast, but...

 

[Tedfkats]

You learn something new every day.

 

[fsa52]

It’s all about the choices.

 

[Chillygirl]

My parents are getting older…and crazier….

 

[Misshotndeep]

Why do white people make gummies strong….