Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If only I didn’t need a passport to get to BumFuck Fla

like bumblefuck checks paperwork.

It's the frisking you have to watch out for

so you have been down this way before

Those good old boys can get quite handsy if you're not paying attention.

damn so many folks coming to bumblefuck

 

[Doublethebubble]

Damn it, I missed Cake and Cunnilingus Day. fuck. I think that should be observed monthly. Who do I petition for that?

Isn’t this just your birthday?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Isn’t this just your birthday?

there once was a time it was. Now, I think I will have to settle for the lit birthday tradition. September 26th y'all, this year it will be 45 dicks in my box.

 

[positiveflirt]

https://i.ibb.co/4NDhdHR/20230426-202359.jpgJust hanging around, waiting for some angel to unbutton me..

 

[Trubbycat]

there once was a time it was. Now, I think I will have to settle for the lit birthday tradition. September 26th y'all, this year it will be 45 dicks in my box.

On my birthday, considerably more than 45 twats for me.

 

[Doublethebubble]

there once was a time it was. Now, I think I will have to settle for the lit birthday tradition. September 26th y'all, this year it will be 45 dicks in my box.

Well if you are ever in Canada - we have (frozen) cake.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

On my birthday, considerably more than 45 twats for me.

ooops, I thought boobs were the birthday tradition for lit men. My bad for the boob spam.

Well if you are ever in Canada - we have (frozen) cake.

I'll remember that

 

[jason28053]

there once was a time it was. Now, I think I will have to settle for the lit birthday tradition. September 26th y'all, this year it will be 45 dicks in my box.

Don’t fuck with tradition!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

https://i.ibb.co/4NDhdHR/20230426-202359.jpgJust hanging around, waiting for some angel to unbutton me..

very nice, I wish you luck finding an angel. All the people I know aren't making that angel cut.

 

[jason28053]

Don’t fuck with tradition!

I’ll Send you my much older and wiser Dick pic then since I just had my birthday

 

[Trubbycat]

ooops, I thought boobs were the birthday tradition for lit men. My bad for the boob spam.

Is it? Well, I'll open it up for sender's choice...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’ll Send you my much older and wiser Dick pic then since I just had my birthday

pondering how much wisdom a dick gains in a year? pondering for a friend of course.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

pondering how much wisdom a dick gains in a year? pondering for a friend of course.

I think you count the veins?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think you count the veins?

well hubby throught I was a little weird using the waistband of his boxers to amuse myself with cock pops. I wonder what he will think as I sit there staring intently and counting.

 

[SixShooter14]

pondering how much wisdom a dick gains in a year? pondering for a friend of course.

I think you count the veins?

Perhaps the dick wisdom is related to dick wrinkles?

When it's all wrinkly it has plenty if wisdom. But then when the wrinkles go away so does the wisdom.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Perhaps the dick wisdom is related to dick wrinkles?

When it's all wrinkly it has plenty if wisdom. But then when the wrinkles go away so does the wisdom.

and that rapid shift in the wisdom balance shall likely amuse me until the day I die.

 

[FunLi]

How about some wet and dry pics?

Just popping in to say goodness, that shower booty

 

[jason28053]

pondering how much wisdom a dick gains in a year? pondering for a friend of course.

I guess it depends on the dick

 

[LittleSwitchy]

there once was a time it was. Now, I think I will have to settle for the lit birthday tradition. September 26th y'all, this year it will be 45 dicks in my box.

One can’t break tradition.

 

[jason28053]

Just popping in to say goodness, that shower booty

Pop in more often

 

[LupineOne]

*poof*
I do love a hot shower after a long day

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

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I do love a hot shower after a long day

I like your hot shower too.

 

[missswannie]

and that rapid shift in the wisdom balance shall likely amuse me until the day I die.

The Praying Mantis Theorum.

Spend years surviving and avoiding predators and then he gets the come on from an older and larger lady and loses his head in the middle of it.

 

[Lindi37]

there once was a time it was. Now, I think I will have to settle for the lit birthday tradition. September 26th y'all, this year it will be 45 dicks in my box.

It’s my birthday then too! Can I have 45 too?!

 

[missswannie]

It’s my birthday then too! Can I have 45 too?!

Put the word out like that and I'm sure 45 in your box is going to happen.

Asking way ahead of time but an advent calendar of treats would be kind of cool