Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[coffeelover5]

For morale
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Boosted mine for certain, thanks Nebs

 

[Trubbycat]

Apparently we all missed National Lingerie Day on the 25th.
Anal Sex Day was the 18th according to this list, and we missed that too. Or did we just keep quiet and noone asked so been and gone?

I found several lists of days we should pay attention to.
https://residence11.com/articles/sexual-iq/sex-holidays-to-add-to-your-calendar

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I found several lists of days we should pay attention to.
https://residence11.com/articles/sexual-iq/sex-holidays-to-add-to-your-calendar

Damn it, I missed Cake and Cunnilingus Day. fuck. I think that should be observed monthly. Who do I petition for that?

 

[hotcpu]

Morning Kisses anyone??
https://i.ibb.co/yWRKGrG/morning.jpg

 

[Trubbycat]

Damn it, I missed Cake and Cunnilingus Day. fuck. I think that should be observed monthly. Who do I petition for that?

I thinks some other lists were more complete but they were buried in longer articles and did not have a direct link...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I thinks some other lists were more complete but they were buried in longer articles and did not have a direct link...

Sure, that is all well and good, but I heavily relate to Cake and Cunnilingus Day. It is just so me. It makes me feel very seen. I just don't think it can be topped. I want cake and cunnilingus.

 

[Trubbycat]

Sure, that is all well and good, but I heavily relate to Cake and Cunnilingus Day. It is just so me. It makes me feel very seen. I just don't think it can be topped. I want cake and cunnilingus.

I'm sure with that statement there will be a run on bakeries in your area...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I'm sure with that statement there will be a run on bakeries in your area...

haha. unlikely, but a gal can dream

 

[jason28053]

Damn it, I missed Cake and Cunnilingus Day. fuck. I think that should be observed monthly. Who do I petition for that?

Monthly? Biweekly at a minimum.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Monthly? Biweekly at a minimum.

man of my dreams and my waistline's nightmares.

 

[Lmizzler]

haha. unlikely, but a gal can dream cream

Fixed it for you.

 

[jason28053]

man of my dreams and my waistline's nightmares.

Change cake to cock and problem solved!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Fixed it for you.

that works too.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Change cake to cock and problem solved!

damn, excellent problem solving skills. Nailed it.

 

[Trubbycat]

We have a considerable think tank going here.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

We have a considerable think tank going here.

right. great minds.

Of course, at the end of the day, It is highly unlikely that I will have any cake, cock, or cunnilingus so it is all theoretical.

 

[Trubbycat]

right. great minds.

Of course, at the end of the day, It is highly unlikely that I will have any cake, cock, or cunnilingus so it is all theoretical.

I can have cake but no cunt. This is part of why I drink.

 

[Joxlrg]

But you keep all of your cocks in the backyard

 

[Inbef]

I can have cake but no cunt. This is part of why I drink.

As a diabetic I can't even have cake.

 

[jason28053]

right. great minds.

Of course, at the end of the day, It is highly unlikely that I will have any cake, cock, or cunnilingus so it is all theoretical.

If only I didn’t need a passport to get to BumFuck Fla

 

[Joxlrg]

If only I didn’t need a passport to get to BumFuck Fla

It's the frisking you have to watch out for

 

[Trubbycat]

It's the frisking you have to watch out for

Those good old boys can get quite handsy if you're not paying attention.

 

[Joxlrg]

Those good old boys can get quite handsy if you're not paying attention.

They were in a van.. I thought it looked legit

 

[jason28053]

Those good old boys can get quite handsy if you're not paying attention.

I thought them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye singing. This will be the day that I die.

 

[Trubbycat]

They were in a van.. I thought it looked legit

The hand-painted flag on the door fools 'em every time.