What Kind of Things Would You like to See in a Novel about a Shy Embarrassed Naked Man?

[Nudeslave83]

I'm hoping in the near future to write a speculative CFNM novel that's going to be really long, as I have thought about it a really long time. This is sort of what I was hinting at in some of my threads in the fetish board but the basic speculation is about a world where a nanotech virus has rendered 1% of men allergic to clothing. It's not meant to be realistic, suspension of disbelief here!

My main character is based off of me in that he is a very shy sexually inexperienced guy and he's very like sort of nice and polite and a feminist ally and everything, but who finds his attitudes being challenged when he finds himself constantly embarrassed when he has to go naked everywhere he goes and how affects his relationships, particularly with women.

I already have a tremendous amount of material for this novel, but I am just kind of asking from a potential reading audience what kind of things would you like to see a character like that experience? I'm specifically interested in what women particularly would like to see happen to a man in that situation, and interested specifically in what men would feel would be the most terrifying situation to encounter in a state like that.

Again it's sort of erotica, but it's also kind of a comedic story as well, and it really gets inside the head of the character and explore all of his thoughts and feelings.

 

[SamScribble]

I think a more important question is: What would you like to see in an epic novel about a cheese sandwich that finds true love in the arms of the carpenter's daughter? Just saying.

And I might add: Write what you want to write. Don't ask others for their opinions.

Good luck.

 

[Nudeslave83]

I've been thinking about this novel for seven years so I definitely don't have a lack of material, in fact going to be hard not to turn this into a Stephen King length novel, but I basically just wanted to get people's feedback on what they would like to see as a reader, it would be interesting to see if it aligns with the kind of stuff I was thinking of. I am trying to get a realistic perspective on it within the confines of an unrealistic situation, just how people might really behave in a situation like that as some of the ideas I have a perhaps more over-the-top and unrealistic, again within the confines of a story not really meant to be realistic in the first place!

Advice I've always taken to heart that I think by Ray Bradbury or some sci-fi writer at any rate said if you make everything else about your story realistic people will accept the unrealistic element that is driving the story.

 

[SamScribble]

Advice I've always taken to heart that I think by Ray Bradbury or some sci-fi writer at any rate said if you make everything else about your story realistic people will accept the unrealistic element that is driving the story.

I think this is probably correct. I tend to be very careful with the factual facts in my stories; and when I slip in a 'fictional fact', it's surprising how many readers swallow it hook, line, and sinker.

 

[Nudeslave83]

I think this is probably correct. I tend to be very careful with the factual facts in my stories; and when I slip in a 'fictional fact', it's surprising how many readers swallow it hook, line, and sinker.

That is it exactly, if the story is just flowing like any kind of normal story and the characters are responding how you would expect a normal person would somehow any unfamiliar or the speculative elements of the story just sort of blend in with the whole atmosphere of the story altogether and it doesn't seem jarring.

That sort of was what I was getting at with my question, I was trying to think of my character from my own perspective and everything, but I would be interested to hear how people would respond to a character in that situation. As unrealistic as a situation such as somebody being allergic to clothing is you figured that there would probably be a very wide variety of ways people would react to that.

Naturally I think of all the perverted and humorous ones most of all, but it's interesting to see what an average person would immediately think of if they encountered somebody in that situation, which is kind of what I was looking for people's input on. I figure over the course of what's going to be a pretty long novel my character should be meeting with a diverse range of people who will have a very wide range of reactions.

 

[Nudeslave83]

It seems this got moved to the story ideas section so does anyone have any new thoughts to share?

 

[CuttingEdge]

My quick thoughts for possibly increasing tension, or making the stakes higher; might be in exploring through the narrative, of the gender difference of exhibitionism. What I mean is, despite exhibitionism being in both male and female genders, if a male is seen naked in public, then the police will definitely be called because that man just has to be a rapist preying upon people! But for the gentler sex, they are often seen as just harmlessly expressing their artistic side.

 

[Nudeslave83]

@CuttingEdge

My quick thoughts for possibly increasing tension, or making the stakes higher; might be in exploring through the narrative, of the gender difference of exhibitionism. What I mean is, despite exhibitionism being in both male and female genders, if a male is seen naked in public, then the police will definitely be called because that man just has to be a rapist preying upon people! But for the gentler sex, they are often seen as just harmlessly expressing their artistic side.

That is a good point. In my scenario since the men are involuntarily naked due to their allergic condition public nudity would be legalized, so nobody would really be calling the police on the men most likely. But you are definitely right that men naked would be very different from women naked, and I think that a large part of society would view the naked men as potentially threatening or shun them in some way.

Somebody also pointed out in something else I was reading along a similar theme but without the speculative twist that if a man is seen naked he is assumed to be an exhibitionist and enjoying all of the attention from women, where as a woman would be considered to be vulnerable and needing to be protected if she were naked.

So in my novel I was going to explore the fact that the women basically poking fun and harassing the naked men would be seen as women just having some fun at their expense rather than actually harassing them. The logic being if they are naked in public, even if it's not through choice but through circumstance, they can't really blame the women for enjoying having everything out on display.

So the irony in my novel is that my character, based off of me, is a genuinely shy person who tries not to draw attention to themselves, but because they are naked every woman assumes that they are an exhibitionist and they have a grand old time at his expense, and much like I would in that situation, however embarrassing or excruciating it may be, I would probably just sort of grin and bear it and take it in good humor, even if I was dying of embarrassment. In essence you would be forced to grow a thicker skin.

 

[CuttingEdge]

True, and that might make for a good character arc for your book. That is where the main character changes 180 degrees from the start of the book to the end. It would have to be carefully plotted out however, as no one just suddenly changes from being humiliated by nakedness, to suddenly liking it. It would have to change slowly through circumstances, typically four times in the novel. You really need that arc because if the main character never changed from beginning to end in a believable way, really... what is the point of reading the novel?

 

[Nudeslave83]

@CuttingEdge
I was actually pleased because I wrote another CFNM novel that was a lot shorter than this one's going to be where a character went from being humiliated to accepting his situation over the course of a month, and the person who reviewed my book said that they thought that the transformation was believable, so if I could replicate that on a larger scale with this book that would be a good thing.

But I think that the character arc is going to go pretty long. It's going to start off with him finding the situation rather humorous and he is dismissive of the deeper concerns, only for him to first then become infected himself and having to deal with the immediate humiliation of that within his immediate social circle and on the university campus where he lives which is 70% female.

After getting over the initial shock and humiliation he would gradually start to grow a thicker skin and try to realize that there are lots of positive things that come from it even if it's at his expense and even becomes a reluctant feminist hero among the women who are promoting his story.

Then from there I was going to go to a point where he ends up becoming inadvertently a prominent figure because one of his friends makes a documentary about his struggle and then he becomes part of a political campaign advocating for nude rights. which puts them in the spotlight in a way that he really really doesn't want. but he sort of reluctantly embraces it for the better good.

But then again towards the end I was going to have him be basically suffering something like a mental breakdown as I thought of a really devastating ending where they find a cure for the nudity but he is one of the rare people who is unable to use that cure, so he becomes an even more marginalized person but then with the help of his friend who finally gets over the fact that she finds it hard to deal with the fact that he is naked he comes to a place of acceptance in the end.

In the end he still finds himself rather humiliated by the entire situation, but he had come to a part of acceptance where he has reluctantly accepted his place in the world. But I wanted to end with him still being a little bit humiliated by it simply because I feel that a person's intrinsic feelings do not change, even if their attitudes do. So he comes around to accepting his situation but at the same time there is always that sort of feeling of humiliation and the titillation it brings that he will never be able to shake off.

 

[Nudeslave83]

I just thought of this thread again after a long hiatus and another question that would be interesting to ask is if you found yourself in a situation where you encountered a naked man like that and you were fully dressed and everything how would you react to them realistically speaking?

 

[Nudeslave83]

@CuttingEdge

My quick thoughts for possibly increasing tension, or making the stakes higher; might be in exploring through the narrative, of the gender difference of exhibitionism. What I mean is, despite exhibitionism being in both male and female genders, if a male is seen naked in public, then the police will definitely be called because that man just has to be a rapist preying upon people! But for the gentler sex, they are often seen as just harmlessly expressing their artistic side.

I was thinking about this scenario again and decided to check this thread and then I reread it and I came across this and it made me think of another funny scene to put into my novel where this guy and his female friends are basically talking about how women are enjoying the fact that there are so many naked men on display as it's like a private porno show, and then it sort of awkward for him because they are talking about seeing naked guys and he is a naked guy and then maybe they inadvertently end up coming across a picture of him on a website.

That's another thing I thought I would explore in the novel, it would be absurd to think about looking at pornography when you can't go outside the house without being seen naked because you be looking at all these pictures of naked people and thinking they get to put their clothing back on and I don't and I think there would be something frustrating about that.

Perhaps one of the conflicts of a situation like this is if this situation brought about the legalization of public nudity than you couldn't really blame people for taking pictures if you are out on public display even if you didn't want to be out there naked, so the irony would be for again a very shy and awkward person is that every time you leave the house people are probably getting naked pictures of you and posting them to the Internet, and that makes sort of looking at pornography sort of a weird thing when you think about your own situation!

For women who enjoy seeing naked men it would be like a golden age where as for men who are stuck being naked they would have to be forced to get used to being the one everybody is looking at for a change. I really do think something like this would probably change pornography in a profound way because now it feels like in a situation where the men were rendered naked like that the women would be basically having a ball. But as a naked person it would be rather awkward seeing how much they were enjoying it!

 

[CurtGiles46]

I’d have him be forced to serve as a nude waiter for a convention of the nation’s most successful females.

 

[CuttingEdge]

@CuttingEdge

I was thinking about this scenario again and decided to check this thread and then I reread it and I came across this and it made me think of another funny scene to put into my novel where this guy and his female friends are basically talking about how women are enjoying the fact that there are so many naked men on display as it's like a private porno show, and then it sort of awkward for him because they are talking about seeing naked guys and he is a naked guy and then maybe they inadvertently end up coming across a picture of him on a website.

That's another thing I thought I would explore in the novel, it would be absurd to think about looking at pornography when you can't go outside the house without being seen naked because you be looking at all these pictures of naked people and thinking they get to put their clothing back on and I don't and I think there would be something frustrating about that.

Perhaps one of the conflicts of a situation like this is if this situation brought about the legalization of public nudity than you couldn't really blame people for taking pictures if you are out on public display even if you didn't want to be out there naked, so the irony would be for again a very shy and awkward person is that every time you leave the house people are probably getting naked pictures of you and posting them to the Internet, and that makes sort of looking at pornography sort of a weird thing when you think about your own situation!

For women who enjoy seeing naked men it would be like a golden age where as for men who are stuck being naked they would have to be forced to get used to being the one everybody is looking at for a change. I really do think something like this would probably change pornography in a profound way because now it feels like in a situation where the men were rendered naked like that the women would be basically having a ball. But as a naked person it would be rather awkward seeing how much they were enjoying it!

Well that is very true.

Unlike any other long term relationship I have ever had, for some reason with my girlfriend now, I tend to be naked first, and quite often, whereas she is often dressed. I am not sure why that is, as I am not an exhibitionist or a nudist in any way. Its just kind of something that transpired between us.

One of the things she likes me to do is cook nude for her, which I do not mind doing as it is easy and she likes it, so why not. But last week i did it three times. I normally do the cooking anyway, but might do it naked once a week for her. Anyway she asked me how it felt. Even though I am in my own house in a rural setting, I felt as I always did, a bit vulnerable, but at the same time, having done so, so many times now, I am also getting immune to doing it naked.

Doing so for nude photos even in my own home would be surreal and really make me feel vulnerable, but to have pictures taken in public... oh my. I think the potential for pictures stops a lot of men and women from being the true exhibitionists that they are. With the internet, and now facial recognition, and innocent nude stroll in public for a few minutes to feel the excitement of nudity in public, is not so innocent

To capture all that in a story is going to be a challenge, but also a great story if done well.

 

[Nudeslave83]

@CurtGiles46

I’d have him be forced to serve as a nude waiter for a convention of the nation’s most successful females.

I wasn't going to have a scene specifically like that but I did have something a little bit similar where I was basically going to have this guy sort of being somebody who tries to avoid being in the spotlight because of how easily embarrassed they are about being naked, but then one of his activist friends ends up making a video about rights for the naked men and it ends up getting the attention of female politicians advocating on their behalf, so then the guy finds himself at all of the sort of gala events where all of these women and celebrities are basically dressed really nice and he is sort of like a prop in their campaign and he has to deal with being around all of these well-dressed rich and famous women while being completely naked.

To me I think that that's a very funny idea, imagine like a really attractive female celebrity that you have a crush on and now imagine you get to meet her except your naked and she's not so the irony is that you have this gorgeous woman who gets to see you naked but you don't get to see a stitch of her clothing come off!

 

[Nudeslave83]

@CuttingEdge

Well that is very true.
Unlike any other long term relationship I have ever had, for some reason with my girlfriend now, I tend to be naked first, and quite often, whereas she is often dressed. I am not sure why that is, as I am not an exhibitionist or a nudist in any way. Its just kind of something that transpired between us.

I find this interesting and I am curious as how that situation just suddenly developed like that? That is what I think is interesting about things like CFNM (clothed female, nude male) is that the social expectation is that women get naked for guys and that that is just sort of the norm, like where female nudity is the expectation, so it's always interesting to see the reverse happening, as I think it's nice to see that women get the first dibs so to speak, where as there is the expectation for the guy to get naked for her pleasure before he gets to see her naked or in some cases never does get to see her naked.

It is sort of an interesting reversal of the norm and that's what I think is interesting about this whole scenario because it wouldn't just be a situation like that with a girlfriend, it would literally be every woman that you meet gets to see you naked right off the bat! Would totally turn the cultural expectation on its head and exactly for that reason I think that's why you would see a proliferation of women enjoying male nudity probably to an even greater extent than men enjoy female nudity now just because it would be so common everywhere.

One of the things she likes me to do is cook nude for her, which I do not mind doing as it is easy and she likes it, so why not. But last week i did it three times. I normally do the cooking anyway, but might do it naked once a week for her. Anyway she asked me how it felt. Even though I am in my own house in a rural setting, I felt as I always did, a bit vulnerable, but at the same time, having done so, so many times now, I am also getting immune to doing it naked.

Honestly that sounds pretty hot in all seriousness. So you're basically saying you are in a situation where you are completely naked while she is dressed and she sort of asking you how you feel, I mean think that's a pretty clear indication that she seems to like seeing you vulnerable and exposed like that, and that's something I actually find attractive about this as well, it's nice to see a woman being able to casually enjoy having a man naked and will for her since again the cultural expectation is usually the reverse, or you have a woman being sexy for the man but in this case you are basically getting naked for her amusement without necessarily any expectation of her doing likewise.

The last point that you bring up is especially interesting in regards to this scenario, about how you said you became immune to the nudity, as though you totally got used to it and everything. That's what a lot of people have said in regards to my scenario that if you were forced to be naked all the time but eventually you would get used to it and shake off that feeling of vulnerability.

But here's where I think is there is a distinction where you said even with just one woman that you know and trust in a rural area where no one else is going to be seeing you you felt vulnerable, but do you think you would still feel immune to the effects of being naked and not feel vulnerable if you had to go everywhere naked all the time with every single person you meet?

To me that's the important distinction. Being naked in a private setting with a woman that you know and trust and feel comfortable with you might get use to, but would you still feel the same if every time you went out every single woman that you happen to encounter on the streets gets to see you naked, whistling and hollering and possibly snapping pictures.

So it's not just a case of you're going to be seen naked by your girlfriend, this is literally a situation where you are seen naked by every single woman that you will ever meet for the rest of your life. That cashier at the grocery store, to say nothing of all of the women doing their grocery shopping who will get to see you? The fact that every time you leave the house he will probably be seen naked by literally dozens of women?

When I think of it in that context yes maybe over time you would adapt to the situation but you would probably never get over that cringe the feeling of vulnerability and exposure of being naked in public all the time heard I mean I'm coming at it from a person who is incredibly shy even in platonic situations with people I don't know that are totally neutral, but the thing is if you are a naked guy every single time you encounter a heterosexual women, even if you're not particularly attractive, it's going to be far from a neutral situation because she's going to be looking at you and thinking of you in terms of your nudity..

So yeah maybe over time I would adapt to the fact that I was naked but the fact is every time you meet a new woman however casually, or every time you set foot outside of your house in public knew women are always going to be seeing you naked, and at least a few of them I think I probably going to feel confident enough to approach you and really have fun with the situation. It's my theory that is something like this happened it would bolster women's confidence at the expense of the naked men.
And even among women that you feel comfortable with who are close friends and everything after they have been around you for a while maybe the intensity would lessen because they already know what you look like naked but there would still be instances where they introduce you to their friends and other people, and I can't help but think that a woman introducing there naked guy friend to other women can't help but feel a little bit like hey look at my friend, he's naked!

 

[Nudeslave83]

Doing so for nude photos even in my own home would be surreal and really make me feel vulnerable, but to have pictures taken in public... oh my. I think the potential for pictures stops a lot of men and women from being the true exhibitionists that they are. With the internet, and now facial recognition, and innocent nude stroll in public for a few minutes to feel the excitement of nudity in public, is not so innocent

Exactly! It's an interesting thing when you consider the fact that even in places where it is legal to go completely naked or her clothing is optional the vast majority of people prefer to keep their clothing on. I think that the average person is not naturally an exhibitionist, I think that the average person feels a little bit uncomfortable being naked even among people they know and trust. To be on public display like that and be seen naked wherever you go I think would be incredibly terrifying, and for somebody like me it's like the ultimate rush since I am cripplingly shy, it's like almost unimaginable to be in a situation like this.

But yes that is one of the conflicts of this scenario in the age that we happen to live in. Like I said even just on a brief outing outside of the house think of just how many women that you encounter, not necessarily that you talk to or engage with, but in any public space there would probably be potentially dozens of women who would see you and at least some of them or most of them would actually have camera phones and they would probably see a naked guy and think I want to take a picture of that! This something very entertaining about seeing someone naked and especially embarrassed about.

And the thing again is in a situation like this due to the large number of people who were involuntarily naked in public public nudity would be by necessity legalized and if you are doing this in public and are on public display you can't really blame people for taking pictures as it's not a crime to take a picture of a person and it's not a crime to look so there would be very little you can do about it.

And the thing is even with women that you know when feel comfortable with you would probably end up in lots of pictures with them while you are completely naked. And it's a weird thing to think that even after just a few excursions in public there could literally be pictures of you all over the Internet that women you know might be looking at and enjoying.

I was going to have a scene in the novel where you basically have him being one of the few naked man on campus but because he is very visible unnoticed due to his condition there are basically tons of pictures of him all around the school so that probably any woman on the campus could get a chance to see the naked guy.

That is why I feel like in a scenario like this it would totally shift the idea of nudity and pornography where in our society it's mostly women who are sexually objectified and find themselves in these situations, but if you are in a situation where there was this noticeable population of men naked in public all the time I think that the majority of women would probably get a real hoot out of it!

And the thing is that would be a conflict for me is that on the one hand I would think yeah this is a good thing, it's nice to see women coming into their sexuality and everything like that, of boldly enjoying themselves and having fun with the situation, and yet at the same time because you are at the center of all of this you are sort of like at the focus of society, the focus of their being all of these naked men around and have a women are having a grand old time with it even as you are cringing because of course this is incredibly embarrassing.

And I know I've said in my other thread that I feel that women have a thicker skin about being sexually objectified because that has been the way things have been since the dawn of time, and to have that suddenly reversed would probably be a good thing because it would be giving women the opportunity to enjoy a situation where they now get to sexually objectify men, and at the same time as much is I think this is a good thing it would still be incredibly uncomfortable to be the one that all of those women are basically sexually objectifying and having fun at your expense constantly.

Like when I think about my own friends the women I know are all very progressive and sex positive and so am I, and we all have sort of a dark, sarcastic cynical sense of humor, so I think that that would make this especially a weird situation even among women that you have gotten to be comfortable with. I think that the women I know would probably be sympathetic but at the same time when you are used to joking about darker matters and things of that nature you can't really get mad at them for thinking I have a friend who can't wear clothing and not thinking that that's just not the most entertaining and hilarious thing in the world. So yeah they would be sympathetic but the jokes about me being naked would probably never end!

And again even though you think it's a good thing that women are getting to enjoy naked men it would be an awkward thing when you hear women discussing how they are enjoying all of this and talking about the naked men as sort of a form of entertainment and you are standing there naked and just feeling really awkward about the situation.
These are all the kind of things I think about when I think of these situations and just all of the little things that would change about your life to be in a situation like that.

Again I have thought about this for nearly a decade and when I get around to writing it is going to be very long because although it has sort of the weird premise and you think it wouldn't change society that much I feel that it really would. For those not directly affected it would probably just be a source of entertainment but for those 1% of men it would be so life-changing in so many ways and they would be the focus of so much attention in society and create so many conflicting feelings of thinking this would be great if I wasn't the one in the embarrassing situation.

And I was going to be a big part of my novel since my character is a little bit based on me, well completely based on me, a shy awkward nerdy guy who is used to being taken seriously for their mind now having to deal with suddenly being viewed by most people primarily for their physical body.

And that's where I think of the psychological effect in this thing. I sort of put myself in the opposite situation where if there were lots of embarrassed naked women around imagine how entertaining that would be, so now imagine how frustrating when you are the one who is naked instead and it's the women who are having fun at your expense. Again from that you can see things from their standpoint but at the same time it's sort of you who is getting the focus of attention and are the source of amusement and that's very difficult to take.

So that's where I will admit there is some degree of poetic justice when I think of the situation happening to a character like me. As a person who likes to write about things and a hilarious way, with a really dark cynical sense of sarcastic humor, which is shared among my female friends, you can only imagine if something like this happened and you have this mixed sex group of people who like joking and poking fun at the absurdity of the world to be in that group and to be the one who is now suddenly the naked guy it's just like the perfect set up for so many hilarious situations. All of your female friends are like of all the people to have been in this situation, you know are shyest most awkward friend, guess who's naked!

So yeah, it would definitely be a very interesting scenario to be in. I feel like I would probably never fully get used to it no matter how long it went on a how normalized it became. Because at the end of the day in a situation like this every time you set foot outside of the house naked you are thinking oh my God what is going to happen next, but if you are setting foot out of this house naked with your cynical sarcastic dark humor group of female friends every time they set foot out of the house with you they are thinking wow this is going to be fun!

So yeah the novel is going to deal with all of the serious aspects but at the end of the day as excruciating as the situation would be to actually be in it must be admitted that no matter how excruciating it would be in that situation I couldn't deny that for the people around me, particularly the women that I know, it would be a real real real lot of fun, and I think that if this happened to the world it would probably bring a great deal of levity to things because of all the dark things happening in the world all things considered having to deal with being naked around dressed women is perhaps one of the lighter things.

 

[CuttingEdge]

@CuttingEdgeI find this interesting and I am curious as how that situation just suddenly developed like that? That is what I think is interesting about things like CFNM (clothed female, nude male) is that the social expectation is that women get naked for guys and that that is just sort of the norm, like where female nudity is the expectation, so it's always interesting to see the reverse happening, as I think it's nice to see that women get the first dibs so to speak, where as there is the expectation for the guy to get naked for her pleasure before he gets to see her naked or in some cases never does get to see her naked.

Well, I think a lot of the suddenness at finding myself naked with a clothed lady is due in part to age, but also medical in nature, with personality mixed in as well.

The first time it happened with my girlfriend was on our first date. We ended up back at her house, talked for hours, I found her attractive, and the kissing went well too. All this was VERY different than most of the dates I had previously been on. But then I find myself naked in her bedroom, and I felt really vulnerable in doing that. I mean, all this unknown lady had to say was I was trying to do something to her that she did not want, and I would be arrested. So, it was very awkward from that point of view, but for other factors, in the end it ended up being the best sex of my life. It just goes to show; the greater the risk, the greater the reward!

But this should not be surprising. When you are in your twenties, a great first date might lead to another date, but not necessarily sex, but when you are nearing fifty, sex on the first date is just kind of the norm if it’s a date that has gone quite well. Why not? There have been plenty of others before you, so a lot of reservations get broken down with age. You like her. She likes you… why not just enjoy the moment?

But for me it is a bit different because I don’t like sex. They have a name for it; it is called being asexual, and that is definitely me. It all stems from a medical condition, but I really could care less about having sex. That sort of changes the dynamic of things. I think because I am NOT trying to seduce women, and now specifically my girlfriend; I think it just sort of lends itself to my clothes coming off first instead. I don’t mind. I want her to be satiated, and if I can take off my clothing to do that, I certainly will appease her, but since sex is not a driver in our relationship, I am not drooling and dreaming of her clothes coming off even though she dresses quite nicely and is very attractive. Since she is kind of the opposite; nymphomaniac almost; there is a need on her part for mine to be removed.

 

[CuttingEdge]

@CuttingEdgeSo you're basically saying you are in a situation where you are completely naked while she is dressed and she sort of asking you how you feel, I mean think that's a pretty clear indication that she seems to like seeing you vulnerable

My girlfriend is a psychologist so deep discussions about sex and feelings is not unusual. In fact it is what really keeps us together. What really turns us both on, is stimulating, intelligent conversation. I appreciate beauty of course, but just because she is a twenty-something blonde looking nice in a tight fitting dress does not mean I am going home with her even if she asked me too. I want someone I can talk to on a deep level, and if it is about the motivations of why an alpha female has anti-maternal instincts, all the better! It is why dating was hell for me a few years ago; just about the time I figured out a lady was intelligent or not, she deduced I had no interest in her, and she would leave the relationship.

 

[CuttingEdge]

@CuttingEdgeThe last point that you bring up is especially interesting in regards to this scenario, about how you said you became immune to the nudity, as though you totally got used to it and everything. That's what a lot of people have said in regards to my scenario that if you were forced to be naked all the time but eventually you would get used to it and shake off that feeling of vulnerability.

But here's where I think is there is a distinction where you said even with just one woman that you know and trust in a rural area where no one else is going to be seeing you you felt vulnerable, but do you think you would still feel immune to the effects of being naked and not feel vulnerable if you had to go everywhere naked all the time with every single person you meet?

Total compulsory male nudity is a unique perspective to think about. What you are really talking about is cultural expectations. As an example, how many women in your life have you got trained to leave the toilet seat up?

You might laugh, but why is that? It is because even though we are told a relationship should be 50/50, when it comes to domestic situations we think the lady as the ruler of the internal parts of a home, and a male has the garage, outside yard work, and maybe the man-cave. We MUST leave the toilet seat down… it is their domain right? And it is the same with male nudity. A naked female is showing her expressive side, but a nude male… they must be some sort of sexual pervert! If a lady does get called out for being nude, most likely it is because another lady is jealous that she does not have the same physical attributes or attractiveness. A naked female is not a situation to be fearful like it is with a naked man.

As for compulsory 24/7 male nudity, I think how that is endured depends upon a lot of factors. I can only say how it is from my perspective and personality.

For me it would be difficult in some ways, but mostly because of where I live. It gets cold here, and nudity is really only tolerated for a month or two in mid-June through mid-August. Clothes help regulate mankind’s very narrow margin of comfort, but also protect itself from hazards. In the industry where I work, we wear specific clothing for a specific hazard, and it would be just downright cold and dangerous to do my job naked.

But assuming I was a trophy-husband and need not work, and moved from climate-controlled spot to climate-controlled spot, compulsory nudity 24/7 might not be a difficult as some men due to my personality and physique. As a sigma male, I do not conform to most social norms anyway, so if I had to be naked 24/7, I would try and make an intolerable situation as tolerable as I could. There are some physical flaws I do have, but most likely I would work on them. A skin tag I would have surgically removed. Some muscles not so well defined would be changed by working out. In short, if I had to be naked, I would do what I could so that I was as comfortable naked in public as I could be. I would be more motivated than I am now, but that just plays out with the antecedent, behavior and consequence phycological interplay, obviously.

The hardest challenge I think, would literally be in being hard. Or at least at certain times. It happens, and even in nudist colonies a towel is usually brought everywhere in case a man gets hardened, they can cover up. As a male yourself you know; our appendages have a mind of their own sometimes. It can be offensive to women when we are hard at certain times when we should not be... or at least they think we should not be, and yet soft at other times when we should be hard. Dealing with the unpredictability of that would be more difficult for me then in being naked.

But yet I am fortunate. The one thing that is unchangeable for guys that might not be flattering is not something I struggle with. I am no Johnny Holmes (he had 12 inches of length), but I am pretty endowed nonetheless. Three women in my life, when they first saw me naked have said, “oh my gosh, it will never fit”. While that was not the case, and my personality is such that I would never openly flaunt or boast about what God formed me in the womb with, I am not ashamed of my length or girth either. So with those factors, I would tolerate compulsory nudity 24/7 better than say an unendowed beta male.

 

[Nudeslave83]

@CuttingEdge

Well, I think a lot of the suddenness at finding myself naked with a clothed lady is due in part to age, but also medical in nature, with personality mixed in as well.

The first time it happened with my girlfriend was on our first date. We ended up back at her house, talked for hours, I found her attractive, and the kissing went well too. All this was VERY different than most of the dates I had previously been on. But then I find myself naked in her bedroom, and I felt really vulnerable in doing that. I mean, all this unknown lady had to say was I was trying to do something to her that she did not want, and I would be arrested. So, it was very awkward from that point of view, but for other factors, in the end it ended up being the best sex of my life. It just goes to show; the greater the risk, the greater the reward!

I have to admit I would be too shy to initiate anything so I would probably let the woman take the lead in something like that. But it is interesting again that I think that in my scenario where the 1% of men are naked I think that a lot of women probably would be more emboldened to make the first move seeing as the guy is in a vulnerable position like that, and once again I feel like you probably get a lot more attention because there would probably be certain types of women who see somebody forced to be naked in public and think that they really like seeing that.

But this should not be surprising. When you are in your twenties, a great first date might lead to another date, but not necessarily sex, but when you are nearing fifty, sex on the first date is just kind of the norm if it’s a date that has gone quite well. Why not? There have been plenty of others before you, so a lot of reservations get broken down with age. You like her. She likes you… why not just enjoy the moment?

I'll admit I'm in kind of a weird position as I am a 39-year-old virgin and I am extremely socially awkward and withdrawn and most likely on the spectrum somewhere. But I did once again consider the possibility that in my scenario women might be encouraged to make the first move because again you are in a vulnerable position being naked like that. It does lead me to wonder how much that would change with age, but I think a lot of people figure that naked is naked and that there is a certain novelty to a person who can't wear clothing.

It's funny because my family and everyone always tells me that I need to get out and socialize more so the irony in my scenario is that if I were naked I would probably end up being forced to be more social simply because people would see me in that vulnerable state and probably find me more approachable.

But for me it is a bit different because I don’t like sex. They have a name for it; it is called being asexual, and that is definitely me. It all stems from a medical condition, but I really could care less about having sex. That sort of changes the dynamic of things. I think because I am NOT trying to seduce women, and now specifically my girlfriend; I think it just sort of lends itself to my clothes coming off first instead. I don’t mind. I want her to be satiated, and if I can take off my clothing to do that, I certainly will appease her, but since sex is not a driver in our relationship, I am not drooling and dreaming of her clothes coming off even though she dresses quite nicely and is very attractive. Since she is kind of the opposite; nymphomaniac almost; there is a need on her part for mine to be removed.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that I am asexual, but it's true that most of my turn ons involve things other than sexual intercourse. I think that that's again one of the ironies about the idea of someone like me being in a scenario like this is because I think that everybody around me who knows that I'm socially awkward and have never really been involved with anyone sexually or romantically, the idea of me having to go around naked in public like that is sort of like the craziest thing in the world, because you see someone like me and think asexual nerd and now going from that to public nudist would be sort of a huge adjustment I would have to say the least!

I think that I am not used to being seen as a sexual being by most people around me but when you are naked in public like that or if you were forced to be naked in public like that it would kind of change things because I think most heterosexual members of the opposite sex would probably view you primarily in sexual terms if you were going around naked all the time.

Even if it was a situation where they knew that the majority of people who were going naked were doing so because they had this condition I think that there is that sort of assumption that if a person is naked that they are probably a fun person and uninhibited, which again would be the irony in my case because I am an extremely inhibited person and this was sort of like pushing you way way out of your comfort zone and that's where I think the intensity and excitement of it would come from because I would never willingly put myself in that situation, and yet when you are in that situation it's interesting seeing how somebody who had never previously been regarded as a sexual being is now being viewed primarily for their physical attributes by virtue of being naked.

So yeah it's a weird thing is I could never picture myself trying to seduce someone and yet if you were naked in public all the time I think that that's what other people would assume you are trying to do and they would probably end up approaching you.

But I also think that one of the great things about a situation like this is that it would probably be very pleasing to heterosexual women. Yes it would be mortifying and humiliating for those who are afflicted but I couldn't help but think that this would be like the Golden age for female heterosexuals, seeing a bunch of naked men around it would be like a free strip show for them every day and the men would suddenly be the ones having to deal with sexual objectification all of the sudden and it would probably a lot to get use to.

But it would also be a weird feeling that you have like female friends and other people like that cheering on about how great it is that they're all these naked guys around and meanwhile you are cringing and embarrassment at the fact that women are seeing you naked every day! It's like yeah it's great for you but at the same time…

 

[Nudeslave83]

@CuttingEdge

My girlfriend is a psychologist so deep discussions about sex and feelings is not unusual. In fact it is what really keeps us together. What really turns us both on, is stimulating, intelligent conversation. I appreciate beauty of course, but just because she is a twenty-something blonde looking nice in a tight fitting dress does not mean I am going home with her even if she asked me too. I want someone I can talk to on a deep level, and if it is about the motivations of why an alpha female has anti-maternal instincts, all the better! It is why dating was hell for me a few years ago; just about the time I figured out a lady was intelligent or not, she deduced I had no interest in her, and she would leave the relationship.

I agree 100% with you there, I think one reason the side from my social awkwardness that I haven't really had any romantic or sexual life is simply because I haven't really found anyone who is on my level intellectually, at least no one who lives close by. I have had many wonderful discussions with women on my intellectual level online but because we didn't live close by and never went beyond that.

This actually reminds me of another novel I plan to write which is about a man who finds it hard to find a woman on his intellectual level and then when he finally does she has this fetish for men being naked and vulnerable all the time, so he finds sort of his intellectual equal but she likes that feeling of superiority that comes with the fact that he is naked all the time while she gets to remain dressed.

One of the things that I think would be difficult to deal with in this naked scenario is that it has been shown that when a person see someone naked they cannot to take them as seriously, they tend to view them more as an assortment of body parts. So as a person who is again a nerd and used to being primarily viewed through the lens of my intellectual interests I feel like in a situation where you are rendered naked people would not take you seriously. Even if you were making a great intellectual point that was well reasoned everyone to be like just staring at the fact that you are naked.

I mean think of it I must like this, imagine you are trying to have a deep intellectual discussion with a woman while she is dressed and you are naked. I feel like even if you had the better arguments anyone watching that would be like the one with the clothing is probably the one who is right in this instance. So I think that that would be a kind of thing that would be difficult to deal with.

And it does make you wonder what kind of women would be attracted to somebody who was forced to go naked in public all the time. I think that in a situation where all of these men were rendered naked I think it would be like a party atmosphere for the women and that those kind of women who are just very sexually focused would probably be the most likely to approach the naked men. They would basically be seeing them as their own personal strip show and a form of entertainment.

So I for the naked men in this scenario whether they like it or not women are primarily going to view them as a form of amusement and would probably find their situation, however embarrassing and awkward for them, extremely hilarious from the viewpoint of the women, and I really couldn't blame them.

That was also going to be a plot point in my novel in that my character has a similar attitude towards me. If I wasn't one of the naked men I would probably find it a really humorous thing that there is a segment of the population that has been rendered naked like that, and I think that a majority of people would probably have at least a somewhat immature attitude about that, you would sort of downplay the seriousness of how it would affect those men's life. And while I would realize that and sympathize I would totally find the situation rather humorous.

However if I happen to find myself as one of the naked men that would just be like the most unimaginably embarrassing situations I could imagine, and at the same time I couldn't get mad at others finding it humorous because again if it weren't you being the butt of everyone's jokes it would be pretty hilarious. And since most of my friends and I have sort of a dark sense of humor you can imagine how that would go. I'd like to think that I would use my humor as a coping mechanism and have a thick skin, but when every woman you know is having constant jokes about all of the naked men while you are standing there blushing and covering up it gets to be a little bit hard to take!

 

[Nudeslave83]

@CuttingEdge

Total compulsory male nudity is a unique perspective to think about. What you are really talking about is cultural expectations. As an example, how many women in your life have you got trained to leave the toilet seat up?

You might laugh, but why is that? It is because even though we are told a relationship should be 50/50, when it comes to domestic situations we think the lady as the ruler of the internal parts of a home, and a male has the garage, outside yard work, and maybe the man-cave. We MUST leave the toilet seat down… it is their domain right? And it is the same with male nudity. A naked female is showing her expressive side, but a nude male… they must be some sort of sexual pervert! If a lady does get called out for being nude, most likely it is because another lady is jealous that she does not have the same physical attributes or attractiveness. A naked female is not a situation to be fearful like it is with a naked man.

I think one of the things though about this scenario is that if 1% of men were forced to circumstances beyond their control to have to go naked in public this would totally change the cultural expectations. In this everyone was seeing a naked man would realize that in most cases it was probably because he had no choice in the matter, and yet at the same time I think that the majority of people might be less than sympathetic and again see them as a source of amusement, because let's face it I think that most people find nudity rather humorous.

I think that in this situation where you would have an entire segment of the population rendered involuntarily naked that there would be an extreme cultural focus on them where they are sort of at the center of now sexual objectification. I think it would become sort of a normal thing for women to sexually objectify the naked men who happen to be around.

And yes there would probably be cultural assumptions that a naked man was perhaps a threatening presence but at the same time I think if this was a normalized situation people would eventually just come to accept it as sort of a normal thing.

And to me I think that the ones who are naked are the ones who would probably be more fearful in general, at least I know I would be! I feel that in a situation like this that women would probably be in control of the situation most of the time. I certainly know that feeling naked does not make one feel very confident so I think that for the naked man that over time they would find themselves sort of becoming sort of this marginalized group that is the source of humor and ridicule for the majority of society in general.
I mean you have to think of it like this people always sort of pick on the people who are different and if you are different because you are naked that would probably be an even more embarrassing thing than anything else I could imagine. It's one thing to be a minority because of race or sex with skin color, it would be another thing altogether to now be a minority defined by the fact that you can't wear clothing!

And while I think that there would definitely be a civil rights movement on behalf of the naked men it would be kind of a thing that I think the majority afflicted wouldn't want to advertise. It would be feeling very weird to be marching naked for your rights and even if you found people who are sympathetic and supportive at the same time it would feel really weird to see women and advocating on behalf of these naked men and things of that nature.

And I think that the naked men to some degree would probably bolster the confidence of a lot of people in society. For one thing I think on a positive side it would probably make women feel a little bit more comfortable about their bodies because now the focus would be on the naked men and not on them quite so much. Like there is one woman that I discussed this with who has body dysmorphic disorder and she admitted that if there was a segment of the population of naked men to probably feel a lot better about her body and a lot more confident in her body simply because she got to cover it up with clothing.

Likewise I think that there would be a lot of men in society who would probably not very much like the naked men but at the same time I feel like they would feel better about themselves. Like until recently I hadn't thought about what it would be like to encounter other dressed men in a scenario like this even though it would be inevitable, but I think of it like this, imagine being in a mixed sex group of men and women and you are the only naked man and all of the other men are wearing clothing. Whatever insecurity they may feel they still can feel secure in that they can cover their bodies. A man may feel himself at the bottom of the pecking order but I think that every man who can wear clothing would say hey at least I'm not one of the naked guys.

So I would have to say that being a naked guy would certainly be a very big fall from grace as I feel like they would be the total bottom rung of the societal hierarchy. And if you are naked you feel very vulnerable to everyone that you meet, you feel lower than all of the men who get to stay dressed and you feel like you are basically a source of amusement and objectification at the hands of women every time you see a dressed woman staring at you on the street. That is something I think that most guys are not use to, to being subjected to the female gaze like that. I already have pretty severe social anxiety but if every time I walked out of the house every person I met, every woman that I met, gets to keep their clothing on and I don't that certainly not going to lessen things and I am certainly going to feel very very vulnerable and very very embarrassed.
And a lot of people would think that in time you would get used to it but I feel like I could never even take myself seriously if I was having a conversation with a dressed woman and she's just sort of standing there smirking as she looks me over.

Once again I think it's the difference between being seen naked by one person that you feel comfortable and that you trust in private, to be constantly on public display to every single person you meet I think would be very overwhelming even to a person who generally felt comfortable in their own skin.

And going along with what I said in the other thread about the fact that everybody now has videos and cameras and everything. Once you are basically a public nudist you are pretty much on public display to everybody. So this would totally throw the cultural expectation in the opposite direction.

Like right now in society we have a situation where women are routinely sexually objectified but men are largely free from having that done to them, and yet I feel like in a situation like this because of the presence of naked men in society everywhere it would basically be men's turn to feel what it's like to be the objectified sex.

Like I have always found that female sexual objectification is a weird thing like where you see posters of nearly naked women everywhere or see images of them on TV and I often thought to myself how it must feel weird for women to see that all the time. And then I apply that to the situation and I can only imagine how weird it would feel to be a naked man in public and knowing that women are basically making total consumption of naked men and plastering them everywhere. It really would make you feel rather awkward, vulnerable and embarrassed.

 

[Nudeslave83]

@CuttingEdge

As for compulsory 24/7 male nudity, I think how that is endured depends upon a lot of factors. I can only say how it is from my perspective and personality.

For me it would be difficult in some ways, but mostly because of where I live. It gets cold here, and nudity is really only tolerated for a month or two in mid-June through mid-August. Clothes help regulate mankind’s very narrow margin of comfort, but also protect itself from hazards. In the industry where I work, we wear specific clothing for a specific hazard, and it would be just downright cold and dangerous to do my job naked.

That is true, that is why I was planning to set this particular novel in California so that the weather wouldn't be an issue and I figured that the warmer parts of the country would get mass migrations of naked people from the colder parts of the country and that that itself would become sort of a political subplot an issue or at least something going on in the background.

I actually had another novel I published in which the Covid virus had the side effect of rendering those infected allergic to clothing and one of the women said that she couldn't go back and do her job anymore because you can't work as a beekeeper as a nudist!

I live in New York so it's actually pretty cold much of the year but to be fair I actually don't get out that much and I think that if I were a public nudist I would be even more reluctantly to leave the house.

That said for me the discomfort would just come from the fact of knowing that I can't wear clothing at all, the fact that other people can and that I couldn't would be a major sticking point to me. If everyone was naked it wouldn't be so bad because you wouldn't stand out, but not being able to do something that 99% of men and 100% of women were able to do really does make you feel especially vulnerable. I think that most people don't realize just how much of our comfort comes from the fact that we are wearing clothing most of the time and how it feels really weird and unnatural to be naked particular around other people who get to keep their clothing on.

Like a little earlier I was just sitting around naked for a half hour since no one was home and I couldn't imagine what it would feel like to be that way out in public among people who are wearing clothing all the time.

And it's funny because I have chatted with nudists about this scenario who would really welcome the scenario because it would by necessity legalized public nudity and allow them to indulge their comfort with being naked in public but it would be totally at the expense of the people who really want to wear clothing and feel very uncomfortable being exposed like that.

That is why I was going to put sort of a humorous scene in my novel where the guy befriends a nudist who is not afflicted with the virus and it becomes an awkward situation because it one point they go out together and the nudist is able to put his clothing on and he is not and they are trying to have a conversation with a group of dressed men and women and he feels like an idiot because everybody is sort of looking at him smirking because he is naked.

There is a strong feeling of frustration that I could come with not being able to ever wear clothing and to be constantly exposed like that. It's almost like a form of teasing and denial the fact that everyone around you gets to wear clothing and you don't, making you really stand out and feeling more naked for that fact.

I think the fact is that even nudists would probably enjoy the fact that they get to put clothing on some of the time and those who could never put clothing on I would feel that constant state of submissive vulnerability that they would never be able to overcome.

And most people when they experience nudity is mutual with another person in a sexual situation. That's why once again I would consider my situation to be ironic because I have never really been in a sexual a romantic relationship, so to be in a situation like that where I never get to see any of these women naked but every single woman that I meet gets to see me naked everywhere I go it's just a form of frustration that is almost like a form of erotic denial.

Like a couple of people I've told this scenario to I wouldn't it be great if it afflicted women as well because then you would be getting to see all of these naked women. And I was thinking yes it would be an exciting thing to see a bunch of naked embarrassed women walking around, so just how much more frustrating would it be the fact that it only afflicts man. You go around seeing all of these attractive women that you would say imagine how hot they look like naked, but you don't get to see them but they get to see every inch of you every time you leave the house and there is no way you can conceal yourself from them. That I think would be its own form of frustrating madness!

And I also feel that going back to the idea of pictures would feel like a weird thing looking at pornography when I think that at the end of the day that all of those women still get to wear clothing in public and I didn't it would really be sort of like a mind fuck!

And it would be a weird thing to think when you are looking at say naked pictures of the opposite sex and thinking that there must be tons of pictures of you out there on the Internet somewhere in that you are somebody's pornography. Once again I think it would be pretty much like a golden age for heterosexual women coming into their sexuality and probably a very frustrating thing for horny young men coming into their own and always having the possibility that they may end up being afflicted by it.

 

[Nudeslave83]

@CuttingEdge

But assuming I was a trophy-husband and need not work, and moved from climate-controlled spot to climate-controlled spot, compulsory nudity 24/7 might not be a difficult as some men due to my personality and physique. As a sigma male, I do not conform to most social norms anyway, so if I had to be naked 24/7, I would try and make an intolerable situation as tolerable as I could. There are some physical flaws I do have, but most likely I would work on them. A skin tag I would have surgically removed. Some muscles not so well defined would be changed by working out. In short, if I had to be naked, I would do what I could so that I was as comfortable naked in public as I could be. I would be more motivated than I am now, but that just plays out with the antecedent, behavior and consequence phycological interplay, obviously.

It's funny you should mention being a Sigma male as I've been watching a lot of videos about the Myers-Briggs personality type and I realized I was in INFJ and how much I don't really conform to social norms at all and I actually thought that that would probably be an ironic thing for me to be among one of these 1% of men forced to become public nudists.

Basically everyone who knows me knows that I am very weird and that I don't really care much what society thinks, and I always had a humorous attitude towards things like sex and nudity and had a perverted sense of humor, and the irony of that is I feel that in my case if I found myself as one of these 1% naked men is that just because of my attitude of not caring so much what society thinks and finding things like this to be amusing that they would probably be less sympathetic to my condition if that makes sense.

You figure you have this weird guy who has this twisted sense of humor about these kind of things and this is like a situation that would be tailor-made for me to find screamingly hilarious, and yet when you are in that situation it's not quite so funny or so comfortable! Yes I go against societal norms but that doesn't automatically mean that it would be easy for me to suddenly become a public nudist! I mean I think that people realize that if I'm socially awkward and sexually inexperienced that suddenly having to be a person defined by the fact that I have to go buck naked everywhere I go and with every person I meet that that's certainly not going to make me less socially awkward to suddenly be a highly sexually objectified individual!

So yeah I might reject most societal norms but that doesn't mean I'm going to run out and become a nudist. It's funny because I come from a really uptight prudish and conservative family so if I was in a situation like this they would probably find it rather disgusting that I would have to go naked in public and at the same time because I'm sort of this oddball person in general they would probably be thinking it probably doesn't bother him that much and I would be like, would it bother you having to go naked everywhere?!

So yeah I think a lot of people would say it would figure that I would be in a situation like that because seeing as I am weird in every other way this is just one more weird thing about me, but I think it's totally different because it's one thing to be weird and like to talk about weird things in joke about weird things, and it's another thing for everybody to see you naked in public and automatically know that you are different for that particular reason. Like being a naked person is I think a thing that would become completely the defining thing of your identity and that you would never really be able to shake that off fully.

But it seriously would make pretty much all social interactions extremely awkward and weird. My family I think would just again write it off as, well he's the weird one in the family, kind of figures he would be ending up with this weird affliction where he can't wear clothing and I wonder if they would still be constantly encouraging me that I need to get out and socialize more if I had to do so naked!

My friends who are more in my age range would probably find the situation humorous. I would feel pretty weird around my male friends admittedly and that would be awkward, and I think that my female friends would probably find it more amusing than anything. I haven't really socialized much outside of my home in a long time but it would be a weird thing to see some of my friends from high school where I had all of this weird and dark cynical humor and it would be hard to think that they would see me and not be able to have fun with the fact that we have a friend who is stuck being a buck naked public nudist!

So yeah in my case I think it's basically a case of of all the people you could picture being in a situation like this it almost seems kind of fitting and yet at the same time also kind of not. You have a weird socially awkward guy who takes humor in the most inappropriate things and now suddenly he has to spend the rest of his life completely buck naked everywhere he goes, I mean I can think about how some of my friends from high school would react to that!

Like I remember my friend Carolyn who was like into Wicca and vampirism and all of this stuff and would wear dark every day and how we always like to joke about the darker aspects of life and I remember when she had her sweet 16 party like 20 years ago and she said something about all of her friends and she was talking about all of these crazy stories I would write and everything like that as like the defining thing of me, like the weirdest person you can imagine, and I can almost picture her hearing the news in a situation like this. Like I can imagine somebody that we knew in high school telling her the news. Guess who of all people that we know who is afflicted with that naked virus, weirdest guy you could ever remember, and also the shyest and most awkward one. Again she wouldn't be especially cruel but at the same time it's like if you have a dark sense of humor the fact of having one of your friends stuck permanently as a naked guy is just irresistible, I would like literally never hear the end of it.

But that was going to be another sort of plot point about the story because the guy has a similar attitude towards me of finding humor in the absurd and craziness of life and everything like that, so one of the real mind fuck frustrations I suppose would be that this would probably be the most hilarious thing that they could imagine happening if it happen to anyone other than them but they are going to find themselves now that they are the constant source of amusement for everybody else. Again I have a good sense of humor about this but the jokes about it would be pretty much endless.

As to the physical aspects I don't consider myself particularly attractive, but I feel like again in a situation like this there would still be the novelty to nudity. I may be overweight and out of shape but I think that a lot of people wouldn't care, they would still find that amusing, hey look at the naked guy.

I think of this because I think of it in sort of the opposite position. If I saw a woman in public that I didn't consider to be conventionally attractive but she was naked I probably would still look and probably still get a little bit of a kick out of it. I probably wouldn't go up to her and I certainly wouldn't be mean to her and anything like that but I would still be sort of snickering and amusement. And I've talked to other people about this and I think that the average woman would be no different. She may not be attracted to the naked guy but it would still be somewhat amusing that he was naked.

And that of course goes back to the point I was just making above about how this would be incredibly amusing for the people who get to keep their clothing on but incredibly embarrassing for those who can't. So the irony would be that I would probably be in lots of situations where I would be seeing attractive women and thinking when it be great if they were naked and they would be looking back and just sort of smirking.

So yeah I would try to find ways to cope with it but at the same time I don't think I would ever get over the feeling of constantly being in the source of public attention and a source of amusement for everyone around me. It's hard for you to feel serious or to be taken serious when everybody is focusing on the fact that you are naked wherever you go.

It would be a weird thing to go from being the shy awkward and generally seen as asexual nerdy guy and intellectual to every time leaving the house all of the women whistling and hollering and pointing and laughing and saying hey everybody look at the naked guy! And the thing is you can't really get mad either because it is hilarious, and I do love seeing women enjoying themselves, and I think in a situation like this women would be enjoying themselves like never before.