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Oooooooo - Yay πŸ˜ƒ
Sound like fun, but can you have a word with X please Sally and persuade him to let me come - Pretty please πŸ’‹

Oh, and I haven't a thing to wear - know of any sexy little clothes shops around here? Care to come shopping with me - would really appreciate your advice - and lunch would be on me 😘🍷🍷
I do love shopping, especially with friends. I bet we'll find a shop to our liking somewhere close by. :)

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Hi Strange πŸ‘‹πŸ»
X has been telling me all about you and his Aunt and a family called the Hendersons! 😈

BTW, how's the willy after Auntie Pam finished with it? 🀣


Hi Soooz 😊

Auntie Pam's ok really, she just gets a bit carried away sometimes ( well, most of the time), but I'm fine now the swelling has gone down. After all, she did kiss it better 😁. And yes, you can have a turn whenever you feel like.

The Henderson's have been a bit quiet recently, but they may have been on holiday again. We don't mention the one to Romania.... (Deported.... And don't come back. EVER!!!!).

Looks like he didn't mention the church knitting club though. Now they ARE savages!! 😡.

Ok, coffee time!

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Hi Soooz 😊

Auntie Pam's ok really, she just gets a bit carried away sometimes ( well, most of the time), but I'm fine now the swelling has gone down. After all, she did kiss it better 😁. And yes, you can have a turn whenever you feel like.

The Henderson's have been a bit quiet recently, but they may have been on holiday again. We don't mention the one to Romania.... (Deported.... And don't come back. EVER!!!!).

Looks like he didn't mention the church knitting club though. Now they ARE savages!! 😡.

Ok, coffee time!

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Lol!
I think I like the sound of Auntie Pam - she's my kinda woman 😁
Maybe I can cover for her when She's outta town!

The Knitting Club? No, X hasn't mentioned them to me at all! - but I've always wanted to take up 'knitting!' - wonder if they're taking on new members - you'll have to give me their contact details πŸ™„

BTW I am a qualified first aider β›‘ - so maybe I could help with your poor willy?
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I have my own lube recipe - Warm Baby Oil, Aloe Vera, Ginger Extract and Tiger Balm.
I've used it many-a-time on naughty boys - and it always seems to get the results I'm after! 😈
 
OK - I'm definitely up for that!
It's a date Sally - Got my credit card at the ready and maybe we can show the boys our purchases later? πŸ˜‰ πŸ’‹
I'm looking forward to our shopping date Soooz! Sounds like a great plan. 😈
 
Hey, All! Back from my month long meditation in total darkness. Very enlightening!

I did bring something back with me…I figured Margie would work well with the Hendersons.
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Hi Crios - we haven't been officially introduced!
I'm Soooz, a friend of Mr X - but he's lacking manners by not introducing me to all his staff.

Ooooooo! What a lovely souvenir to bring home. Maybe I could join Margie when she meets the Hendersons? 😁
 
Hi, @Soooz !!
Great to meet you! I'm kind of a jack of all trades at STARFUCKS. Sweep the floors, serve, help the glazers and the creamers ;). Help a bit with our small library.

BTW, you have the BEST signature I've ever seen!
 
Lol!
I think I like the sound of Auntie Pam - she's my kinda woman 😁
Maybe I can cover for her when She's outta town!

The Knitting Club? No, X hasn't mentioned them to me at all! - but I've always wanted to take up 'knitting!' - wonder if they're taking on new members - you'll have to give me their contact details πŸ™„

BTW I am a qualified first aider β›‘ - so maybe I could help with your poor willy?
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I have my own lube recipe - Warm Baby Oil, Aloe Vera, Ginger Extract and Tiger Balm.
I've used it many-a-time on naughty boys - and it always seems to get the results I'm after! 😈

Yes, Auntie Pam is lovely, and I'm sure Mr X. won't mind you lending a hand when she's not around. I certainly won't 😘.

I don't think we have a first aider around here, and you do seem well qualified. There's always a chance we'll need one when the basement is open. I'd have to give you a practical test first, but I don't think you'll have any trouble 😁.

As for the Knitting Club, I think X likes to ignore them and and hope they leave him alone, so it's usually me that does any deliveries and events for them. So far, I've even managed to stay alive!!! This was last year's trip to Southend, and trying to get them back on the bus before we all got arrested:

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Hi, @Soooz !!
Great to meet you! I'm kind of a jack of all trades at STARFUCKS. Sweep the floors, serve, help the glazers and the creamers ;). Help a bit with our small library.

BTW, you have the BEST signature I've ever seen!
Hey Crios 😘

In my experience it usually the 'Jacks of all Trades' that really run these places! Without them the management don't have a clue!
Would always be happy to help when I'm around - especially with the glazers and creamers, if X is OK with that - maybe not so much with the sweeping though 😁

A small library eh? X didn't tell me about that. Anything 'interesting' you'd recommend? And what's the 'penalty' if I bring a book back late? 😈

Thanks for liking the Sig - X helped me with that (we are friends in RL) - I liked it too but was debating about it for ages - thinking that maybe it's a bit too full-on and would attract the wrong kinda attention.
 
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Yes, Auntie Pam is lovely, and I'm sure Mr X. won't mind you lending a hand when she's not around. I certainly won't 😘.

I don't think we have a first aider around here, and you do seem well qualified. There's always a chance we'll need one when the basement is open. I'd have to give you a practical test first, but I don't think you'll have any trouble 😁.

As for the Knitting Club, I think X likes to ignore them and and hope they leave him alone, so it's usually me that does any deliveries and events for them. So far, I've even managed to stay alive!!! This was last year's trip to Southend, and trying to get them back on the bus before we all got arrested:

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Hi StrangeView πŸ™‚

I think we need to run this past X first - but don't worry I can handle him πŸ˜‰
And what about 'lending a helping hand' when she IS around? - Many Hands and all that! 😈

I'm sure you're breaking some law or regulation by NOT having a qualified First Aider on the premises, so that should help winning him over. But I'm not known for my Soft Focus and Slo-Mo 'Gentle Touch' and amenable bedside manner when it comes to ripping plasters off or tying bandages - just sayin'.

The Knitting club look like an interesting bunch, but I can't help noticing that as a 'Knitting' Club, they don't seem to have knitted themselves any warm jumpers or pullovers? Not sure how good they'd be at teaching me anything about 'Knitting' 🀣
 
Morning Soooz!

I see you're making yourself at home here πŸ™„ ...and you've never needed introductions!
I also see that you've met some of the reprobates I have working here - they're worse than some of our customers. 🀣


Don't mind you helping out around here if you're interested, but just don't scare away any customers please.
BTW if you're pulling a late shift, there's plenty of rooms upstairs if you want to crash out.

Oh and Crios & SV ...if you thought the Hendersons and Auntie Pam were a handful! ...well let's just say "you have been warned!" 😈

Right - I'll be in my office trying to balance the books if anyone needs me. May need Sally's help at some point, coz you fuckers never get receipts or you accept 'alternative' forms of payment! ...she's the smart one round here and she's the one keeping our heads above water.

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Morning Soooz!

I see you're making yourself at home here πŸ™„ ...and you've never needed introductions!
I also see that you've met some of the reprobates I have working here - they're worse than some of our customers. 🀣


Don't mind you helping out around here if you're interested, but just don't scare away any customers please.
BTW if you're pulling a late shift, there's plenty of rooms upstairs if you want to crash out.

Oh and Crios & SV ...if you thought the Hendersons and Auntie Pam were a handful! ...well let's just say "you have been warned!" 😈

Right - I'll be in my office trying to balance the books if anyone needs me. May need Sally's help at some point, coz you fuckers never get receipts or you accept 'alternative' forms of payment! ...she's the smart one round here and she's the one keeping our heads above water.

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You know me X - never one to shy away from naughty opportunities 😜
And StrangeView and Crios seem nice - you're the one I probably need to keep an eye on and worry about 😁.

Hey! I could sue you for slander X - just coz a girl is 'Friendly' doesn't mean she's trouble - OK, so I may have made a few erm transgressions in my past, but who hasn't?

I'd love to help Sally though - you know I have a pretty smart business head on - and between us I'm sure we'd manage to 'whip' (snigger) 😈 your staff into shape.
Happy to pull some late nights with Sally in the office πŸ™„ seeing as we'd have somewhere to crash out if we miss the last bus home!

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You know me X - never one to shy away from naughty opportunities 😜
And StrangeView and Crios seem nice - you're the one I probably need to keep an eye on and worry about 😁.

Hey! I could sue you for slander X - just coz a girl is 'Friendly' doesn't mean she's trouble - OK, so I may have made a few erm transgressions in my past, but who hasn't?

I'd love to help Sally though - you know I have a pretty smart business head on - and between us I'm sure we'd manage to 'whip' (snigger) 😈 your staff into shape.
Happy to pull some late nights with Sally in the office πŸ™„ seeing as we'd have somewhere to crash out if we miss the last bus home!

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Morning X and STARFUCKERS
Been travelling away on with business the last week or so and got back late last night, so now in need of a hearty breakfast and copious amounts of coffee.

Meeting my mother and daughter later for lunch, but I think I'll have to find a more 'sedate' venue with them - after all I don't want to be disowned as a mother and daughter myself by bringing them to this den of inequity, now do I? 😈


Anyway, if I'm going to pull a few shifts here every now and then, will these suffice as a temporary 'uniform?'

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- I mean they do kinda have a coffee bean logo on -unless you or anyone else have any other suggestions! πŸ˜ƒ

Now how about something 'Hot 'n' Steamy' like it says on your STARFUCKS Tee Shirts - and also something warm and sticky please Dessert!
 
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Morning X and STARFUCKERS
Been travelling away on with business the last week or so and got back late last night, so now in need of a hearty breakfast and copious amounts of coffee.

Meeting my mother and daughter later for lunch, but I think I'll have to find a more 'sedate' venue with them - after all I don't want to be disowned as a mother and daughter myself by bringing them to this den of inequity, now do I? 😈


Anyway, if I'm going to pull a few shifts here every now and then, will these suffice as a temporary 'uniform?'

https://i.imgur.com/rbKFWH5.png
- I mean they do kinda have a coffee bean logo on -unless you or anyone else have any other suggestions! πŸ˜ƒ

Now how about something 'Hot 'n' Steamy' like it says on your STARFUCKS Tee Shirts - and also something warm and sticky please Dessert!
Morning Soooz!

Hmmmmm! When did you start dressing conservatively 🀣

Den of Inequity? ...It's people like YOU ...OK and pretty much everyone else in this place! ...that make this place what it is!
And don't forget, I HAVE met your mother, and if anything, you're 'a chip of the old block' 😁

Anyway, here's your 'Hot 'n' Steamy' coffee...
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And please help yourself to the 'Cream Dispenser'
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And someone will be along in a minute with your 'Warm 'n' Sticky' 😜
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ENJOY! 😈
 
Morning Soooz!

Hmmmmm! When did you start dressing conservatively 🀣

Den of Inequity? ...It's people like YOU ...OK and pretty much everyone else in this place! ...that make this place what it is!
And don't forget, I HAVE met your mother, and if anything, you're 'a chip of the old block' 😁

Anyway, here's your 'Hot 'n' Steamy' coffee...
https://i.imgur.com/OScAGmS.png

And please help yourself to the 'Cream Dispenser'
https://i.imgur.com/A7bxvrb.gif


And someone will be along in a minute with your 'Warm 'n' Sticky' 😜
https://i.imgur.com/bFIFzIZ.png?1


ENJOY! 😈
Good morning X πŸ’‹
I have to admit, you do serve good coffee here 😜 - and as you know I do like my coffee very creamy! 😈 - so you may need to have another 'dispenser' 'on-hand'.
Oooooooo! and I do love your serving platters - will probably end up licking the 'plate' clean before ordering another 🀣

What are you insinuating about me and my mother? 😲 - Has my mother been here? 😲 - My GOD! What if she turns up when I'm working here? 😲
 
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