What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Taegul]

Tucker Carlson AND Don Lemon both dropped today?

What a great opportunity for the most awkward buddy cop movie ever!

 

[gga]

Why am I feeling nervous about this? We've waited almost 3 months for this to happen and it's finally happening. I should feel nothing but happiness.

Have faith.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Maybe he's just not that into me.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Maybe the world is beyond saving

 

[Mr_bogey]

I seem to have 0 patience left for any kind of assholery

Mr_bogey call out, imo.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Mr_bogey call out, imo.

It’s Monday. It’s too early in the week for this shit Bogart

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Mr_bogey call out, imo.

Thanks for taking the hit for the rest of us, brother.

 

[MrsPassion]

Thank god I make my own schedule and I’m an efficient worker because Lit is hell on my productivity.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Thank god I make my own schedule and I’m an efficient worker because Lit is hell on my productivity.

Yes. Yes it is. Have some chocolate and a sex toy

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Why does life always throw fucking curveballs!

 

[Taegul]

Yes. Yes it is. Have some chocolate and a sex toy

I love it when you call me by my nickname.

I'll let the Lit reader decide if it's "chocolate" or "sex toy".

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Yes. Yes it is. Have some chocolate and a sex toy

That's sound medicine.

 

[MrsPassion]

Yes. Yes it is. Have some chocolate and a sex toy

Thank you, though this might just be fueling my addiction

 

[MedicalMuse]

I love it when you call me by my nickname.

I'll let the Lit reader decide if it's "chocolate" or "sex toy".

t-bagel are you trying to tell me something?

That's sound medicine.

Yes, yes it is.

Thank you, though this might just be fueling my addiction

It’s okay. You can quit later.

 

[Taegul]

t-bagel are you trying to tell me something?

I'm all out of chocolate.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'm not sure if I want to pull my wire, have a nap or start my day?

Well, first, you may want to reconsider terminology. Wire isn't exactly complimentary (not that there is anything wrong with that).
I know I'm a little tardy with the reply but seems to me:
Start with pulling (insert descriptive noun here)
Then, since the pulling might leave you drained --- the nap and after the nap you'll be refreshed and ready to start your day.
Just call me Mr. Helper.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I'm all out of chocolate.

Sex toy it is! Any particular specialty?

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Maybe the world is beyond saving

Not as long as there are tatas in it! I'll fight to the death to save them. Just a couple of pairs, anyway. More than that and there's too much explaining to do.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Sex toy it is! Any particular specialty?

I think he'd enjoy that 24 inch ramrod dildo.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Not as long as there are tatas in it! I'll fight to the death to save them. Just a couple of pairs, anyway. More than that and there's too much explaining to do.

As long as they’re still attached to the owner I think you’re okay

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I only have two current, active Litsters on ignore. Every once in a great while I'll click on "show ignored content," just to see what they've said. Every single time I do it's a decision I immediately regret.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I think he'd enjoy that 24 inch ramrod dildo.

Are you offering? I wanna watch.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Shhhhhh @Taegul , bluff calling

 

[Taegul]

Sex toy it is! Any particular specialty?

Yeah, my batteries died years ago and I've been hidden in a drawer since 1998.

Err...I mean...Energizer batteries taking you to Pound Town!!!!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Are you offering? I wanna watch.

No. I was just distracting you so I could grab your ass.