What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

That work today will have patchy cell service, which will negatively impact today’s Litting 😭
 
I need a neck massage. I don’t know what I did last night, but all of a sudden…ouch
I must be getting old 🤣
The secret is to start popping Ibuprofen beforehand anytime you get the urge to move a muscle. You're not going to need your kidneys in a few years anyway. And start cultivating platonic relationships with teenagers who look like they can lift heavy shit. Their time is less precious than yours, and they're mostly just wasting it anyway. 🤣
 
I've only paid attention to horoscopes when I've been madly in love and believed that the universe must have taken a special interest in little old me. And your horoscope for today is practically shoving you into the arms of someone. Watch out, darlin'! 🤣
 
I am surprised. Who knew costing your company $787.5 billion would get you fired?
No slam on you, but I've been surprised by the talking heads who keep saying billion when what they mean to say is million. Or as Mr. Murdoch might call it, pocket change.
 
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