Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

oh, do not get me started. like ok, what because I have more fat accumulation, I can't go topless? But wait, I see some dudes with serious moobs going topless. So it is purely because I do not have a penis, I have to wear a shirt. But what the fuck does what I have or don't have below the waist have to do with what fashion I must wear above the waist. That is some bull shit, damn it.

yeah, sometimes I am feeling ban the babies and kids too. Titties are way cooler, and much less whiny.
I am very happy to be from a country that recognises the equality laws in the constitution means it is my high court tested right to not have to wear a top anywhere a man can be not wearing a shirt. Local councils may have a by-law that requires genitalia to be covered on a non-clothing optional beach, and that law has been tested to have very minute definitions. Further, case law has precedents and general judicial thinking that nudity in itself is not a criminal act regardless of any laws, so any case will be dismissed on that basis. An act while naked can be prosecuted, so don't go getting bonked in the park.
Fuck I would hate to wear a top just bobbing around in the water at the beach. Float those girls.
 
And it is illegal to take photos of others on a beach without their permission in all but one of our states. Penalties are quite high for taking, posting, or disseminating. The paparazzi hate it.
There was a spate of Chinese and Indian tourists that would get off the tour buses and go zoom in on every pair of boobs on Bondi Beach. That codified it.
 
Do you like it more than imgur/dropbox/whatever the hell else there is
Imgbb is easy to use. I like that you can upload a picture even without an account and the timer automatically deletes it. Not good for storage without an account obviously but i dont store my pictures online. Also, Lit posts an Imgur picture link directly as a picture but it doesn't do that with imgbb so the pic only shows up as a link.
 
Imgbb is easy to use. I like that you can upload a picture even without an account and the timer automatically deletes it. Not good for storage without an account obviously but i dont store my pictures online. Also, Lit posts an Imgur picture link directly as a picture but it doesn't do that with imgbb so the pic only shows up as a link.
Just sucks for us Lame-Os who missed it. 😚
 
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