Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That’s funny couple bought you clothes. Oh I’m sure the wardrobe malfunction can be a struggle. Not to mention finding something that fits.

lol, yeah. one was way too sweet, she actually bought me some maternity tops with like empire waists because she thought I should look pregnant for my pregnancy. I didn't bother buying maternity shirts as I didn't need them. I was just wearing standard t-shirts so you actually couldn't tell I was pregnant because my tits were still out further than belly. I remember talking to one person saying I would be leaving for maternity leave very soon, and they were oh, you are pregnant, how far along. Oh 42 weeks, has to be any day now.

and basic t-shirts is what earned me "what not to wear" threats and homeless people thinking I may need clothes as badly as them.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

https://imgur.com/a/1ygdwPz

A little of what I was doing last night. When I disappeared for a minute

oh fun. I didn't get it last night, but now I do. cool

 

[LittleSwitchy]

oh fun. I didn't get it last night, but now I do. cool

I kinda like the blue color just not lovin the shape.
I got an assortment of these. Might post more pics later.

 

[Trubbycat]

https://imgur.com/a/eUYJlQN

Another one.
Taming of the beard is not easy at times

My wife would absolutely murder me if my beard got that long. Tends to grow out not long so I’d look like a bush

 

[LittleSwitchy]

My wife would absolutely murder me if my beard got that long. Tends to grow out not long so I’d look like a bush

Lol. The benefits of not being married.
I’ve been growing it going on 3 years now. It’s down to my stomach now. TBH it can be a bit of a pain at times. When it gets wet it hangs down to the jewels. I’ve gotten it caught in my belt number of times. Looking down to get the belt on. The beard gets caught under the belt.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Poof

Hi peeps
How’s it going?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I kinda like the blue color just not lovin the shape.
I got an assortment of these. Might post more pics later.

the blue is way more fun than just the silver. But it does kind of have a hippie vibe to me, which may or may not be you. Obviously hippy vibe is up my alley, so that may be why I like it. It is just more fun.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Poof

Hi peeps
How’s it going?

good, and you. looks like a missed a stealthy selfie.

 

[7inchglory]

My wife, babygirl, and I have profiles on other sites where we post and play online. They really are two shy, anxious, and submissive sluts - when they're alone... but they're double the trouble when you pair them together

https://imgur.com/a/DE08Ii2

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Ball pics haven't turned out to scratch so maybe another go later.
Sports wise I just did a workout. I believe if I land a kick then balls might be questionable for a bit.

What a phenomenal picture! Super smart and artistic use of the light to his your face as well!
Love,
Thom

 

[Trubbycat]

Ball pics haven't turned out to scratch so maybe another go later.
Sports wise I just did a workout. I believe if I land a kick then balls might be questionable for a bit.

After a swift Kick like that the balls would be on the other side of the gym.

 

[MedicalMuse]

good, and you. looks like a missed a stealthy selfie.

Hey lady
How you been?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hey lady
How you been?

pretty well, can't complain. Enjoying my Saturday. and you?

 

[MedicalMuse]

pretty well, can't complain. Enjoying my Saturday. and you?

I worked so I’m glad to be off

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I worked so I’m glad to be off

yes, always nice when we get to run away from work. of course most days, I just run one room over, but I still get it.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

yes, always nice when we get to run away from work. of course most days, I just run one room over, but I still get it.

It would save you running to move the fridge “ wine rack” into the office.
Trying to help

 

[rjr_1954]

It would save you running to move the fridge “ wine rack” into the office.
Trying to help

Trying to help yourself!

 

[rjr_1954]

I worked so I’m glad to be off

You deserve that time off!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It would save you running to move the fridge “ wine rack” into the office.
Trying to help

indeed some days it feels like wine o'clock should come early. As long as it isn't too early, they'd never know.

 

[VoraciousValue]

OK ladies of Lit, here's a surprise. For a limited time only, for your viewing pleasure, here is a group of beautiful dick pics I took a few years ago. I recently found them and wanted to share.

Cum get it while it's hot!

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[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

OK ladies of Lit, here's a surprise. For a limited time only, for your viewing pleasure, here is a group of beautiful dick pics I took a few years ago. I recently found them and wanted to share.

Cum get it while it's hot!

https://ibb.co/pwY48SS
https://ibb.co/wym3HTD
https://ibb.co/KLgRRkY

Very nice to see you sharing.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Very nice to see you sharing.

Hope you're enjoying the view!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Hope you're enjoying the view!

indeed

 

[missswannie]

What a phenomenal picture! Super smart and artistic use of the light to his your face as well!
Love,
Thom

I was videoing so I could look back and see if I maintained technique. Just happened to have the light going in, and drowning the colour did a good enough job on the rest.

After a swift Kick like that the balls would be on the other side of the gym.

Truthfully I wouldn't round kick balls, too off balance. Cork your thighs or break a rib if you raised hands and advanced on me maybe. Too easy to get your leg grabbed with a straight kick. Hit and run away from danger.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Poof

Hi peeps
How’s it going?

Good?
Missed it!