Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress
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cbo1234
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Oh I have this one and it’s on my TBR. Report back once you finish!
SherlockianMan
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Hello chaos-crew!
Hope all have been well! Real life has been kicking my butt lately and I've barely been on this month, but just wanted to stop in an see what fresh chaos is at hand.
Hope all have been well! Real life has been kicking my butt lately and I've barely been on this month, but just wanted to stop in an see what fresh chaos is at hand.
Trubbycat
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We had a baseball theme today and Indie made a fun collage if you scroll back far enough.
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Nice, I definitely wouldn't have much to contribute to a baseball theme. But glad you all are having fun.
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I was back in the homeland last week and almost took a pic of Noone's Market for you. There was also an article in the paper that it's going out of business. I assured them that Lindi would keep their name alive.
For some reason, they looked at me like I was crazy.
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Good morning, er, lunch. Sports theme huh. Let's see what I can come up with. I don't want to leave the ping pong challenge unanswered but I don't think an inch ball is going to cover anything.
Bangkok ping pong show, anyone. I'd pay out on anyone who can launch at all, let alone across the room. I believe it is your capability to fanny fart that determines it.
Some can fill up with air without too much effort, I tend to if old mate falls out or the open view is being admired.
Bangkok ping pong show, anyone. I'd pay out on anyone who can launch at all, let alone across the room. I believe it is your capability to fanny fart that determines it.
Some can fill up with air without too much effort, I tend to if old mate falls out or the open view is being admired.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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Right, it is so much harder than it looks. Some chicks shoot those like a machine. I have tried a few times and it is more like a leisurely skip stroll of a couple inches. Damn, even my vagina throws like a girl. And yes, we have been over this before, sometimes I am a seriously bored bitch. and I think I need to go back and find the rest of this conversation. Sounds interesting for sportsball.
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Im reading Our Missing Hearts. Kind of a heavy book as its about children being taken away for the sake of racial scapegoating and censorship. Maybe not the best bedtime reading. Just scrolling now so the book isnt the last thing on my mind before i sleep.
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Definitely! I loved Horrorstor, but I couldn’t get into any of Hendrix’s other books. So far I’m enjoying it.Oh I have this one and it’s on my TBR. Report back once you finish!
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But it is Easter.
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Yeah I tried again. 20 squats to get a bit of air in there. No distance. Just sounded like a horse blowing air.
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Ok. No way I am going to try shooting a ping pong ball out my poop chute. Few things come to mind
1 how am I going to explain to doc how a ping pong ball got up there. If/ when it gets stuck.
Doc I just got out of the shower. I tripped and landed on the ping pong ball. Somehow it went up there.
2 with my luck I’d try to fart it out. It would not be a fart butt a shaft.
Yeah soooo not good
3 ain’t no way anything ever going up the poop chute.
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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wait, you are supposed get air in there? squats? so kind of like a pump action toy ball launching gun. Damn, maybe that is my technique problem. ping pong balls are so coming out of the drawer once my nails are done and dry
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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well yeah, that is way more dangerous, I wouldn't try that either. such an awkward er visit I'd imagine. I only go to the ER for normal injuries, like stitches or casts follow something that started with "oh yeah, hold my beer"
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Video or it didn’t happen. Lol.wait, you are supposed get air in there? squats? so kind of like a pump action toy ball launching gun. Damn, maybe that is my technique problem. ping pong balls are so coming out of the drawer once my nails are done and dry
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My sister worked as a A&E / ER nurse in a very big hospital, over the years she has seen hundreds of people with foreign object stuck where it shouldn't be, mostly men and most said "I fell over and sat on it", that doesn't explain the KY ...
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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hahaha. Though, I actually think there is one out there somewhere
Justadesperatewifeandmom
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yeah, medical staff have much better work stories than computer geeks.
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Yeah. I have friends in medical field. I hear lotta stories. Lol.
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If you want volunteers to help video. I’m sure there will be a line of volunteers lined uphahaha. Though, I actually think there is one out there somewhere
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I reckon a bit of a play first, get a bit deep and open. Ball should be wet I think. Bit of gloopy lube might get a bit more air seal.wait, you are supposed get air in there? squats? so kind of like a pump action toy ball launching gun. Damn, maybe that is my technique problem. ping pong balls are so coming out of the drawer once my nails are done and dry
SiFi
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I don't play a lot of sports so no sports ball around here. So I did a bit of playing with angles... Floor view
Playing with Black and white
Playing with Black and white
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Pardon me. I got some beard beads/ jewelry I’m trying out.
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