Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[jason28053]

Hes jason and he likes hot nutz

And your dick! You forgot to mention that

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Sorry i had a donut. I shouldnt be allowed sugar.

I got some sugar for you

 

[Trubbycat]

Why nonalcholic beer?

Two reasons: One, it's in the house for guests. Two, I get yelled at a lot to cut back, so I'm being good before going out tonight (even though she's out of town).

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm known for my bad jokes and even I'm not going there.

It’s a dark hole isn’t it!?!

 

[Lindi37]

It’s a dark hole isn’t it!?!

No mans land…
Noone can go there

the spelling is intentional, watch @Mr_bogey lose his damn mind

 

[LittleSwitchy]

No mans land…
Noone can go there

the spelling is intentional, watch @Mr_bogey lose his damn mind

In my best Gandalf voice

You shall not pass

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well this was great. Hope all the butt talk sets you guys up for a great Friday night. Im gonna go home and try to read a book or something .

https://imgur.com/a/87RZjlh

 

[Trubbycat]

Well this was great. Hope all the butt talk sets you guys up for a great Friday night. Im gonna go home and try to read a book or something .

https://imgur.com/a/87RZjlh

Have a good drive OP

 

[Lindi37]

Well this was great. Hope all the butt talk sets you guys up for a great Friday night. Im gonna go home and try to read a book or something .

https://imgur.com/a/87RZjlh

Goodnight my friend

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Was inspired to do a baseball themed pic. Anyone wanna play ball?
Please caption this cause the possibilities are endless!

Always so sexy, Mizzy.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to break in a glove.

My take on yesterday's theme. A day late, a dollar short and way too much Tan.
A tip: "Nice dick" IS a compliment. But when the conversation is over, its over. Peckerheads.

The perfect amount of Tan.
Take a tip from the ladies... don't respond, put them on Ignore, and then leave the message with the ignore responses option checked. Absolutely no need for conversation with douchcanoes.

For the A ...

Take me out to that ball game.

So, was sports today's theme? I have to run out in a little bit. But took this. Obviously, I'm a big Kraken fan.

Love this Sassy! And beautiful blue eyes.

To take this pic this morning I had to sneak into the garage, grab the ball, carry it into the bathroom past the snoring husband, take a video, screen shot stills, then throw the damn thing out the window. Phew

I missed the pic, but the story almost makes up for it.

The only Mets shirt my wife has that kinda fits if you don't count the digging up into the armpits.

Fits fine for our purposes.

 

[_Ritch_]

So, was sports today's theme? I have to run out in a little bit. But took this. Obviously, I'm a big Kraken fan.

Puckin' hell. A great couple of pics!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

The perfect amount of Tan.
Take a tip from the ladies... don't respond, put them on Ignore, and then leave the message with the ignore responses option checked. Absolutely no need for conversation with douchcanoes.

Thanks Angelica. I will try to not engage. The thing is, I like people. I like chatting. That's how I get sucked n to these situations.

 

[Bry1313]

To take this pic this morning I had to sneak into the garage, grab the ball, carry it into the bathroom past the snoring husband, take a video, screen shot stills, then throw the damn thing out the window. Phew

I regret missing this one more than most of your pics I’ve missed after that backstory.

 

[rjr_1954]

Wow! I haven't been on this thread for a looong time
What's happening now?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That sounds fair. And what about the guys?

Slather chocolate all over the cock

 

[positiveflirt]

To take this pic this morning I had to sneak into the garage, grab the ball, carry it into the bathroom past the snoring husband, take a video, screen shot stills, then throw the damn thing out the window. Phew

For the story alone I'm sorry to miss it but, good dedication

 

[VoraciousValue]

Was inspired to do a baseball themed pic. Anyone wanna play ball?

Please caption this cause the possibilities are endless!

https://imgur.com/a/oYY8mrZ

"Testes, testes, one, two. . . three?!"

 

[Artfan2]

Slather chocolate all over the cock

Wow, you're so thorough! You're not going to leave any stone unturned, er unslathered, are you?

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Slather chocolate all over the cock

Chocolate?
Whipped cream is less messy.

 

[rjr_1954]

Slather chocolate all over the cock

Mmmmm. Cocksicle!

 

[rjr_1954]

Chocolate?
Whipped cream is less messy.

Who cares!

 

[rjr_1954]

"Testes, testes, one, two. . . three?!"

Mr Wilson! Your ball(s) is loose!

 

[Trubbycat]

Chocolate?
Whipped cream is less messy.

Plastic sheeting exists for a reason.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Plastic sheeting exists for a reason.

Cotton canvas might be better.
Least for some types of games

 

[draconus_infernus]

Well this was great. Hope all the butt talk sets you guys up for a great Friday night. Im gonna go home and try to read a book or something .

https://imgur.com/a/87RZjlh

What book are you thinking about reading?

I’m reading How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix.