Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Thom_the_gleeman]

One finger, two fingers, three fingers, four. Tuck the thumb, roll the wrist 90 degrees while pushing in. See stars.
Depends on the size of the hand and how flexible your fanny is, and has gotten in the session. Not every hand, not every fanny, not every time. Have a good experience and want it again.

Wow... thanks for the lesson... another thing to hope and expirience one day then...

Ah yes, one of the great questions of the world. Honestly, still a mystery to me as well. It is still on my "can this work" experimental to try bucket list. Yeah, normal people have an accomplishment bucket list, or travel bucket, I have a pervy bucket list. We all need hobbies.

I daresay everyone on this thread either had h pervy bucketing, or is lying about not having a pervy bucket list... and why would we lie?

Love,
Thom

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m thinking fisting a woman’s vagina is very doable. Just have to go slow and work up to a fist.
Hell if a woman can give birth. Ya really think a fist is going to be that big a deal?

But giving birth was not an enjoyable experience.
I have no doubt a fist can be done... but would it be pleasurable is the question.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

I’m thinking fisting a woman’s vagina is very doable. Just have to go slow and work up to a fist.
Hell if a woman can give birth. Ya really think a fist is going to be that big a deal?

I didn't doubt that it would be logistically possible... but just because you can fit a fist in there doesn't necessarily make it enjoyable...
I am pretty sure my wife did not enjoy delivering our baby...

That being said, I am glad to have learned that with the right prep it can be enjoyable

 

[LittleSwitchy]

But giving birth was not an enjoyable experience.
I have no doubt a fist can be done... but would it be pleasurable is the question.

Depends on the people involved and how they approach it.

 

[Saltfountain]

But giving birth was not an enjoyable experience.
I have no doubt a fist can be done... but would it be pleasurable is the question.

We'll you're not finding out on my arsehole

 

[Lindi37]

The logistics here are a little mind boggling for this pervs brain. Like, I get, that there’s space and shit, theoretically, but wtaf

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Depends on the people involved and how they approach it.

Im imagining maybe a very small dainty ladys fist

We'll you're not finding out on my arsehole

cmon live a little

https://imgur.com/a/R9PEHbJ

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

The logistics here are a little mind boggling for this pervs brain. Like, I get, that there’s space and shit, theoretically, but wtaf

So, this has always been exactly my reaction...

 

[positiveflirt]

"Hey baby, look at my really small hands"

*eyebrow waggle*

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I knew a girl. She was with a guy years ago. He had the idea to slip a baseball in her vagina. Went in ok. Didn’t come out so good. They had to go to ER to have it removed.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

"Hey baby, look at my really small hands"

*eyebrow waggle*

Late night shows have ruined me... I read this and immediately have to think about a certain orange president....

 

[positiveflirt]

Late night shows have ruined me... I read this and immediately have to think about a certain orange president....

Ok everyone, that's it, we're shutting chaos down

 

[LittleSwitchy]

OP I’m ruled out. Ain’t nothing dainty about me.

 

[Lmizzler]

Im imagining maybe a very small dainty ladys fist

cmon live a little

https://imgur.com/a/R9PEHbJ

This meme still scares me a little after you sent it to me last time. Haha.

 

[CthuluLives]

The logistics here are a little mind boggling for this pervs brain. Like, I get, that there’s space and shit, theoretically, but wtaf

Involves trust, lot of foreplay and maybe some lube but having fisted 3 different women in my life (and is by no means a regular thing involved when having sex) I can honestly say the reactions and orgasms involved from it make everything else pale in reaction

 

[Lmizzler]

So are women now looking for a man with big feet and small hands?

 

[Lindi37]

Involves trust, lot of foreplay and maybe some lube but having fisted 3 different women in my life (and is by no means a regular thing involved when having sex) I can honestly say the reactions and orgasms involved from it make everything else pale in reaction

Fuck it

‘Attempt fisting’ has been added to the FUCK-IT list along with ‘visit Scotland’ …

 

[CthuluLives]

Fuck it

‘Attempt fisting’ has been added to the FUCK-IT list along with ‘visit Scotland’ …

It would be an honour to help u combine both of them at the same time lassie

 

[positiveflirt]

So are women now looking for a man with big feet and small hands?

I'll ask but I think it's probably still Dwayne Johnson and variations thereof

 

[missswannie]

“ have a good experience and want it again “
Giving or receiving?
If you want to receive. I’ll be right there. Lol

I have never had it from a man. Hands too broad across the knuckles.

 

[Lindi37]

I'll ask but I think it's probably still Dwayne Johnson and variations thereof

I mean, he’s okay, but don’t assume he’s the epitome of sexy cos he’s got nothing on you lit lot

 

[Saltfountain]

cmon live a little

https://imgur.com/a/R9PEHbJ

Ladies first

If you're still walking after I've fisted your holes, you can fist mine

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I have never had it from a man. Hands too broad across the knuckles.

Looking at my hand. I’m thinking… f in OUCH.

 

[positiveflirt]

I mean, he’s okay, but don’t assume he’s the epitome of sexy cos he’s got nothing on you lit lot

Le blush

 

[missswannie]

I knew a girl. She was with a guy years ago. He had the idea to slip a baseball in her vagina. Went in ok. Didn’t come out so good. They had to go to ER to have it removed.

For some reason we did it with 3 jaw breakers. Those fuckers needed to melt down a bit to come out. Maybe it was the panic of them not coming out that caused tightening. The sugar was not good though, it kept Canasten in profit for 2 months.