Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Saltfountain]

Oh it was your eye? I thought it was another black part

Go to sleep. You're delerious....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Go to sleep. You're delerious....

Aww you didnt like that?

 

[Saltfountain]

Aww you didnt like that?

The black eye?

No, it fucking hurt

 

[missswannie]

But just a bit?
Not like waterfall trails where you would likely slip and fall onto the thing that made you so excited?

Ah buts that's a slide-on. The female equivalent of a hard on.

 

[missswannie]

Why are you sorry? Did you slip onto my fist or something?

That actually sounds a bit exciting.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

That actually sounds a bit exciting.

So honoust question from a man with no expirience in the matter... is fisting really a thing or one of those inventions of the porn industry to "one-up" eachother?
Love,
Thom

 

[Lmizzler]

Cause it’s Monday…
And sorry I borrowed your mug @OrdinaryPerson

https://imgur.com/a/yrSxhq1

 

[Lmizzler]

And @Justadesperatewifeandmom welcome back. Sounds like(literally) you’ve had quite the past month. Glad to see you back and hope your batteries are recharged.

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Cause it’s Monday…
And sorry I borrowed your mug @OrdinaryPerson

I see baby Yoda, I like!
(Please don't tell me he has a name... I know he does)

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Woops double posted

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Why are you sorry? Did you slip onto my fist or something?

There’s some that might like that.
Lol

 

[LittleSwitchy]

That actually sounds a bit exciting.

Have ye seen my fist?
Ouch

 

[missswannie]

So honoust question from a man with no expirience in the matter... is fisting really a thing or one of those inventions of the porn industry to "one-up" eachother?
Love,
Thom

One finger, two fingers, three fingers, four. Tuck the thumb, roll the wrist 90 degrees while pushing in. See stars.
Depends on the size of the hand and how flexible your fanny is, and has gotten in the session. Not every hand, not every fanny, not every time. Have a good experience and want it again.

 

[zach20092]

One finger, two fingers, three fingers, four. Tuck the thumb, roll the wrist 90 degrees while pushing in. See stars.
Depends on the size of the hand and how flexible your fanny is, and has gotten in the session. Not every hand, not every fanny, not every time. Have a good experience and want it again.

So have I been told.. carefully and listening to her are super important

 

[Lmizzler]

One finger, two fingers, three fingers, four. Tuck the thumb, roll the wrist 90 degrees while pushing in. See stars.
Depends on the size of the hand and how flexible your fanny is, and has gotten in the session. Not every hand, not every fanny, not every time. Have a good experience and want it again.

Chaos is always an educational thread!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Cause it’s Monday…
And sorry I borrowed your mug @OrdinaryPerson

https://imgur.com/a/yrSxhq1

Morning Mizzy! Bring me some coffee. I have given up on sleep.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Morning Mizzy! Bring me some coffee. I have given up on sleep.

Brings you a large coffee and toasted bagel

 

[Lmizzler]

Morning Mizzy! Bring me some coffee. I have given up on sleep.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

One finger, two fingers, three fingers, four. Tuck the thumb, roll the wrist 90 degrees while pushing in. See stars.
Depends on the size of the hand and how flexible your fanny is, and has gotten in the session. Not every hand, not every fanny, not every time. Have a good experience and want it again.

“ have a good experience and want it again “
Giving or receiving?
If you want to receive. I’ll be right there. Lol

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So honoust question from a man with no expirience in the matter... is fisting really a thing or one of those inventions of the porn industry to "one-up" eachother?
Love,
Thom

Ah yes, one of the great questions of the world. Honestly, still a mystery to me as well. It is still on my "can this work" experimental to try bucket list. Yeah, normal people have an accomplishment bucket list, or travel bucket, I have a pervy bucket list. We all need hobbies.

 

[Lindi37]

Ah yes, one of the great questions of the world. Honestly, still a mystery to me as well. It is still on my "can this work" experimental to try bucket list. Yeah, normal people have an accomplishment bucket list, or travel bucket, I have a pervy bucket list. We all need hobbies.

A … drumroll please…

FUCK-IT list!!!!

Yes, mine is looooooong

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ah yes, one of the great questions of the world. Honestly, still a mystery to me as well. It is still on my "can this work" experimental to try bucket list. Yeah, normal people have an accomplishment bucket list, or travel bucket, I have a pervy bucket list. We all need hobbies.

I saw an old thread of yours mentioning babycenter... youre not the mom that sometimes posted sex toy deals on the bargains thread are you?

 

[SiFi]

Ah yes, one of the great questions of the world. Honestly, still a mystery to me as well. It is still on my "can this work" experimental to try bucket list. Yeah, normal people have an accomplishment bucket list, or travel bucket, I have a pervy bucket list. We all need hobbies.

Perhaps wait until hubby has recovered a bit more .....

 

[CthuluLives]

One finger, two fingers, three fingers, four. Tuck the thumb, roll the wrist 90 degrees while pushing in. See stars.
Depends on the size of the hand and how flexible your fanny is, and has gotten in the session. Not every hand, not every fanny, not every time. Have a good experience and want it again.

I remember the 1st time for a particular girl, was actually in a 3some with another couple, guy was pretty vanilla the girl told me, was anxious about experimenting. After about an hour of us having fun with her, I described the session in other posts, I laid her on her back while her man sat back and I carried out the actions described by Miss'S above and proceded to make the woman squirt for the 1st time in her life and roar the house down. She was a gibbering mess and wouldn't stop hugging me for a good 5 mins afterwards, her man was sitting there wide eyed throughout, never seen her like that before..

Is making me hard typing and remembering this..

But yeah as MissSwannie said, right girl and right time and the stars will come out for her

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I’m thinking fisting a woman’s vagina is very doable. Just have to go slow and work up to a fist.
Hell if a woman can give birth. Ya really think a fist is going to be that big a deal?