Porn written in the style of a famous author

[EmilyMiller]

“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasured in a good novel fisting, must be intolerably stupid.”

Tru dat - as Jane would have said

Em

 

[Euphony]

Tru dat - as Jane would have said

Em

Ah yes, Jane's "blue" period.

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, if there are dicks in the room, I'm taking them. ”

 

[onehitwanda]

Ah yes, Jane's "blue" period.

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, if there are dicks in the room, I'm taking them. ”

not so much "blue" as "sexually-frustrated purple"

 

[Euphony]

not so much "blue" as "sexually-frustrated purple"

so much Woodhouse.

 

[KeithD]

I don't enjoy trying to write in the style of any other author. I'm sure I do sometimes because of the influences of what I read. I do know that some of what I've written comes out in the style of Lawrence Durrell--but that was mostly because I drafted six novels while sitting in the villa where he wrote much of the Alexandria Quartet and socializing with some of the folks he patterned characters on. I've written stories here with my coauthor that did purposely channel him in situ.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I don't enjoy trying to write in the style of any other author. I'm sure I do sometimes because of the influences of what I read. I do know that some of what I've written comes out in the style of Lawrence Durrell--but that was mostly because I drafted six novels while sitting in the villa where he wrote much of the Alexandria Quartet and socializing with some of the folks he patterned characters on. I've written stories here with my coauthor that did purposely channel him in situ.

You should try it. It’s fun. Maybe Chekhov?

Em

 

[KeithD]

You should try it. It’s fun. Maybe Chekhov?

Em

I have tried it. It isn't fun. It isn't spontaneous. It's work.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I have tried it. It isn't fun. It isn't spontaneous. It's work.

I find it fun. YMMV.

Em

 

[Euphony]

You should try it. It’s fun. Maybe Chekhov?

Em

“To go wrong in one's own way is better than to go right in someone else's?" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[djrip]

I have tried it. It isn't fun. It isn't spontaneous. It's work.

I think parody of another author is probably more fun than trying to genuinely emulate them.

 

[Euphony]

I think parody of another author is probably more fun than trying to genuinely emulate them.

Throw in an accordion and Baby, you've got a stew going.

 

[KeithD]

I think parody of another author is probably more fun than trying to genuinely emulate them.

Again, I'd have to spend more time discerning what the style was than in writing myself. I like writing my own stuff.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Again, I'd have to spend more time discerning what the style was than in writing myself. I like writing my own stuff.

Do what I did and parody a poem. Maybe Paradise Lost.

Em

 

[stickygirl]

Duly summoned with apologies. My lamp needs plenty of rubbing for me to come on time.

Having appraised myself of the content thus far I take some offence at these various slurs on JA ( That's Jane Austen, gunnhilltrain thingy ) though I have seen the word "forfend" use a couple of times on other threads recently. I haven't see forfend used since Richard II, by the Bishop of Carlisle if memory serves.

So... indulge me. What's the game?

 

[EmilyMiller]

So... indulge me. What's the game?

It’s afoot.

With apologies to Sir ACD.

 

[onehitwanda]

My lamp needs plenty of rubbing for me to come on time.

Stop taunting me so.

 

[stickygirl]

You should try it. It’s fun. Maybe Chekhov?

Em

Chekhov would be dull - just a bunch of disenchanted middle classes bemoaning their pre-revolution lot and dreaming wishfully of breaking stones by the road side. All this suffering. Perhaps they will come a time when there will be no mysteries and women may enjoy a crisis without criticism. I dream of crisis, when my poor body is released from its miserable servitude and allowed to paint the colours of love.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Chekhov would be dull - just a bunch of disenchanted middle classes bemoaning their pre-revolution lot and dreaming wishfully of breaking stones by the road side. All this suffering. Perhaps they will come a time when there will be no mysteries and women may enjoy a crisis without criticism. I dream of crisis, when my poor body is released from its miserable servitude and allowed to paint the colours of love.

Psst… that’s why I may have picked him. Don’t tell Keith, OK?

Em

 

[gunhilltrain]

I mean, I get it but it has an "Old Man Yells At Cloud" vibe. Certainly out of character for you Hill so I played with it a bit.

NKOTB is a joke for the older sect.

New Kids on the Block was a decidedly boy band that tried to "mature" by re-moniker-ing.

And if society isn't using boy bands for the font of wisdom they are, what are we even doing?

I am if not quite old - certainly well on the way there. Just wait. "Don't worry too much, it'll happen to you [too], as sure as your sorrows are joys." The "kids" now look like the New Men on The Block. I don't think going to NKOTB is going to help them much.

By the way, get off of my lawn. Oh, I don't even have one. I had one guy in a store call me "Pops" recently.

 

[stickygirl]

I dream of a tree. See how it moves with the wind? I dream of time when I may be like that tree and be a part of life. Enough of philosophising. Oh life - it is so hard. If only I could meet a stranger on the road and he would be hard - hard enough for me and all my sisters


pffft king Anton. He deserved a good peasant revolt, though they could forfend at ravaging his daughters, forsooth

 

[stickygirl]

Stop taunting me so.

Do we need to talk?

 

[gunhilltrain]

Duly summoned with apologies. My lamp needs plenty of rubbing for me to come on time.

Having appraised myself of the content thus far I take some offence at these various slurs on JA ( That's Jane Austen, gunnhilltrain thingy ) though I have seen the word "forfend" use a couple of times on other threads recently. I haven't see forfend used since Richard II, by the Bishop of Carlisle if memory serves.

So... indulge me. What's the game?

I did get the Jane Austen one correct, although I did put a question mark on the statement. I even spelled her name correctly. (Not Jane Austin, like the defunct British car brand.)

For the record, this is the gunhilltrain thingy:

https://scontent-lga3-2.xx.fbcdn.ne...EG-hANEJEWgPOkjjaAD7fJI35ZMm7ueoQ&oe=6453D9AD

 

[SamScribble]

I recently killed a spare half an hour penning a noir pastiche.

'Delphinium Hauptman was certainly a looker. Had she been a five-storey building, her legs would have gone all the way up to the sixth floor.'​

I think some Lit readers were a tad confused. You can find the rest of it here: https://www.literotica.com/s/mrs-hauptmans-box

 

[onehitwanda]

Do we need to talk?

*draws in dust with toe*
no

 

[EmilyMiller]

*draws in dust with toe*
no

You two are so adorable .

Em