Rejected story

And they say that threads go off track on AH. I say poppycock (which sounds like a great name for a transsexual pornstar).

Em
 
Help me please.

I wrote an innocent story about a 13 yo Hillary Clinton being anally raped and then trampled to death by a stallion called Deejaytee.
Bitch deserves worse.

I'll read that story, just so I can picture her dying (y) (y) (y)
 
Bitch deserves worse.

I'll read that story, just so I can picture her dying (y) (y) (y)
This was kinda meant to be fun, hun. And satirical. If I misread your tone (I do that at lot), then sorry.

But, if you were to pick the politician I disagreed with most, I’d not ever wish actual harm to them.

Enough death and misery in the world for no good reason. I don’t want to add to it.

Em
 
This was kinda meant to be fun, hun. And satirical. If I misread your tone (I do that at lot), then sorry.

But, if you were to pick the politician I disagreed with most, I’d not ever wish actual harm to them.

Enough death and misery in the world for no good reason. I don’t want to add to it.

Em
We'd all like to see a politician we despise get their comeuppance in a story.
Life is precious. (y)(y)(y)
 
Someone was enquiring after my gender (that hardly ever happens, of course), so I fessed up.

I couldn’t fit “66 year old transsexual orangutang with multiple personality syndrome” into the available space. Couldn’t fit the ending “g” either. Though the spelling seems to vary.

It’s a weight off my shoulders TBH. Happy to just be me for a change. I’m furry, I’m orange and I’m proud. Mind if I search for parasites in your hair?

It will probably revert to normal at some point. My previous one was “Bisexual homophobe” - after two straight guys started lecturing me on my alleged hatred of gay men (based on me questioning the artistic merit of The Last Of Us episode 3). I think it’s called heterosplaining.

Also you should know that the “B” in LGBTQ+ is silent (or rather ought to shut the fuck up when straight guys are talking). At least I’m not bitter, orangutangs are seldom bitter, apart from about deforestation of course.

Em
 
The word is ginger, love - embrace it.

(Also it is 100% like licking a nine volt battery. I still dream about it sometimes... )
I am yet to hear of an example of a Lit guy being asked about his gender. It’s a lopsided world we inhabit, but come the revolution…

Em
 
The word is ginger, love - embrace it.

(Also it is 100% like licking a nine volt battery. I still dream about it sometimes... )
I have problems enough embracing being 👱‍♀️.

I do like red haired girls though. Especially if combined with alabaster skin (and more freckles than me - which is quite a lot of freckles TBH).

Em
 
So I’m not starting a separate thread about this, but as this one has aleady gone off the rails…

I was wondering about changing my avatar. I feel that Anastasiya is showing much more commitment to the finger in this. Of course I like her hairstyle in the other one, but you can’t have everything in life.

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Em

PS I was modest enough to crop the original 🫢
 
So I’m not starting a separate thread about this, but as this one has aleady gone off the rails…

I was wondering about changing my avatar. I feel that Anastasiya is showing much more commitment to the finger in this. Of course I like her hairstyle in the other one, but you can’t have everything in life.

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Em

PS I was modest enough to crop the original 🫢


So, not enough guys are hitting on you in DM already? 😉
 
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