Rejected story

[EmilyMiller]

Help me please.

I wrote an innocent story about a 13 yo Hillary Clinton, dressed as a nun, being anally raped and then trampled to death by a stallion called Deejaytee.

It got sent back. I have re-read it twice and can’t see the problem. I feel my First Amendment rights are being infringed, how do I sue Literotica?

Please also suggest sites with a more enlightened attitude towards underage / snuff / bestiality / rape / blasphemy stories featuring litigious celebrities and with an underlying political message.

Your help is appreciated in advance,

~Emily

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UPDATE:

1. Posting when drunk is bad, m’kay!
2. ~ was meant to be “not” - | could have used various other symbols
3. The word satire was originally spelled satyr
4. It has been pointed out that I omitted religion, now fixed

 

[Emotional]

Make it a centaur and post in sci fi and you will be fine

 

[SamScribble]

No sure how much I can help, Emily. But please accept my deepest sympathy while I go and have a sleep

 

[Djmac1031]

Needed more guns.

 

[Lovecraft_Lore]

Please also suggest sites with a more enlightened attitude towards underage snuff/bestiality stories featuring litigious celebrities and with an underlying political message.

Where is all that stuff from the secret agent known only as Q posted. Maybe post to the same place.

 

[Djmac1031]

Make it a centaur and post in sci fi and you will be fine

Hillary Clintaur. You're welcome.

 

[TheRedChamber]

It sounds like it should be okay. You didn't include a 13 year old bringing a copy of Playboy into class did you?

 

[Zootonius]

Help me please.

I wrote an innocent story about a 13 yo Hillary Clinton being anally raped and then trampled to death by a stallion called Deejaytee.

It got sent back. I have re-read it twice and can’t see the problem. I feel my First Amendment rights are being infringed, how do I sue Literotica?

Please also suggest sites with a more enlightened attitude towards underage snuff/bestiality stories featuring litigious celebrities and with an underlying political message.

Your help is appreciated in advance,

~Emily

Try more alcohol. Works for me.

 

[Djmac1031]

Try more alcohol. Works for me.

 

[Zootonius]

"...and then trampled to death."

 

[BobbyBrandt]

PEDOPHILE!!!

 

[onehitwanda]

Help me please.

I wrote an innocent story about a 13 yo Hillary Clinton being anally raped and then trampled to death by a stallion called Deejaytee.

It got sent back. I have re-read it twice and can’t see the problem. I feel my First Amendment rights are being infringed, how do I sue Literotica?

Please also suggest sites with a more enlightened attitude towards underage snuff/bestiality stories featuring litigious celebrities and with an underlying political message.

Your help is appreciated in advance,

~Emily

Oh, Napdragon, the things we'll do to you.

 

[onehitwanda]

Hillary Clintaur. You're welcome.

Stop horsing around. You're trampling all over this thread, please reign yourself in.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Try more alcohol. Works for me.

No. My head this morning says no. Even after Tylenol.

Em

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Help me please.

I wrote an innocent story about a 13 yo Hillary Clinton being anally raped and then trampled to death by a stallion called Deejaytee.

It got sent back. I have re-read it twice and can’t see the problem. I feel my First Amendment rights are being infringed, how do I sue Literotica?

Please also suggest sites with a more enlightened attitude towards underage snuff/bestiality/rape stories featuring litigious celebrities and with an underlying political message.

Your help is appreciated in advance,

~Emily

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UPDATE:

1. Posting when drunk is bad, m’kay!
2. ~ was meant to be “not” - | could have used various other symbols
3. The word satire was originally spelled satyr

Well, it looks like you might have fallen foul of the underage rules, the political rules, the bestiality rules and the you-do-have-a-brain-rule-right?

It occurs to me you have two options.

The first is to change everything in your story, AKA start from scratch and bear in mind that rules apply to everyone submitting a story.

Or whine like a beach on here and claim victimhood.

Both things tend to occur

Wait-a-minute! Satyr?! Why you little….

 

[EmilyMiller]

Well, it looks like you might have fallen foul of the underage rules, the political rules, the bestiality rules and the you-do-have-a-brain-rule-right?

It occurs to me you have two options.

The first is to change everything in your story, AKA start from scratch and bear in mind that rules apply to everyone submitting a story.

Or whine like a beach on here and claim victimhood.

Both things tend to occur

Wait-a-minute! Satyr?! Why you little….

Minx?

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Minx?

Em

I always preferred Vixen.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I always preferred Vixen.

Way too grown up for me .

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Way too grown up for me .

Em

I'll be the mother, you can be the... ahem... maid. Not maiden, oh no, not you.

So now we need a crone...

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'll be the mother, you can be the... ahem... maid. Not maiden, oh no, not you.

So now we need a crone...

Can I be a French Maid?

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'll be the mother, you can be the... ahem... maid. Not maiden, oh no, not you.

So now we need a crone...

Look what I found…

A little older than in my avatar, but still just as bold.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

oh my.

A touch more jet black lace, brocade, and some exposed cleavage and we're golden.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Look what I found…

A little older than in my avatar, but still just as bold.

Em

Er…sorry, what was the question?

Em.

 

[onehitwanda]

Er…sorry, what was the question?

Em.

Oi, get in line. I was here first.

 

[EmilyMiller]

oh my.

A touch more jet black lace, brocade, and some exposed cleavage and we're golden.

Can only find the gray one.

Then I haven’t googled all of:

1. Vuiska
2. Wika
3. Anastasia G
4. Melody
5. Mila
6. Nastia
7. Nastya C

Or indeed just: Anastasiya Pavlivna Gryshai.

Sounds like a project for someone.

Em