TARDISCapricorn
Literotica Guru
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Hello to one and all of you good, sexy people! New to these boards, but have been a faithful literotica fan for many years.
I’m a Kentucky guy who’s been living in southern Indiana for the past 27 years. My paying gig is as a second-shift Prepress Technician, but my true passions are graphic design, painting, writing, cooking and baking, ceramics and making women happy. I’m also a card-carrying sci-fi, comics and fantasy geek (any other WHOvians here?), a supporter of gun rights (I enjoy going to the range and letting off some steam), a huge fan of pretty much any music from the 60s to the 80s (with some modern music smiths tossed in for good measure) and a genuine, dyed-in-the-wool hopeless romantic.
I’ve been married, but not what I would call happily (it’s a looong story), for almost 28 years, but the experience is NOTHING like what I imagined married life to be like or what it should be. We’ve had good times and bad, but the bad times often outweigh the good and usually by a wide margin.
As a red-blooded male, I’m just as fond of sex as the next person, but I’ve not really had a lot of experience, at least not good experience, in that particular arena, even in my 56 years. I’ve had a whopping two physical partners over the course of my adult life, neither of whom has really done much to peak my sexual interests or show me the kind of mind-blowing sex other folks go on and on about.
Being the romantic that I am, and a writer to boot, I have spent many hours crafting erotic tales that I will eventually share with you guys after some careful identity changing and editing as many of the stories are based on virtual relationships I developed over the span of many years. One of these young ladies not only stole my heart for a spell, but also captivated me with her sexual openness and sense of adventure! I spent many pleasurable hours with her in sexy phone conversations and extremely high-charged sexting, both of which usually ended in wet, sticky happy circumstances.
A little more about me. 56-year old, white, hetero male (just the demographic that Hollywood is having fun vilifying these days). Gravity is catching up with me, so I have a bit of extra padding that I never used to have, but I’d label myself as “husky” rather than “fat” (not that there’s anything wrong with that; just more there to love). I’ve got a lovely astigmatism courtesy of my parents, God rest their souls, so spectacles are a necessity (most of the time). By choice, there are no shingles on the roof, but there is plenty of insulation on the bottom of my noggin, a good portion of that salt instead of pepper.
Guess I’ve told you guys all the pertinent facts about me there are (there are, in fact, more, less pertinent facts, but they’ll come in due time). I look forward to getting to know you all in the future. Al-lonsy!!!
I’m a Kentucky guy who’s been living in southern Indiana for the past 27 years. My paying gig is as a second-shift Prepress Technician, but my true passions are graphic design, painting, writing, cooking and baking, ceramics and making women happy. I’m also a card-carrying sci-fi, comics and fantasy geek (any other WHOvians here?), a supporter of gun rights (I enjoy going to the range and letting off some steam), a huge fan of pretty much any music from the 60s to the 80s (with some modern music smiths tossed in for good measure) and a genuine, dyed-in-the-wool hopeless romantic.
I’ve been married, but not what I would call happily (it’s a looong story), for almost 28 years, but the experience is NOTHING like what I imagined married life to be like or what it should be. We’ve had good times and bad, but the bad times often outweigh the good and usually by a wide margin.
As a red-blooded male, I’m just as fond of sex as the next person, but I’ve not really had a lot of experience, at least not good experience, in that particular arena, even in my 56 years. I’ve had a whopping two physical partners over the course of my adult life, neither of whom has really done much to peak my sexual interests or show me the kind of mind-blowing sex other folks go on and on about.
Being the romantic that I am, and a writer to boot, I have spent many hours crafting erotic tales that I will eventually share with you guys after some careful identity changing and editing as many of the stories are based on virtual relationships I developed over the span of many years. One of these young ladies not only stole my heart for a spell, but also captivated me with her sexual openness and sense of adventure! I spent many pleasurable hours with her in sexy phone conversations and extremely high-charged sexting, both of which usually ended in wet, sticky happy circumstances.
A little more about me. 56-year old, white, hetero male (just the demographic that Hollywood is having fun vilifying these days). Gravity is catching up with me, so I have a bit of extra padding that I never used to have, but I’d label myself as “husky” rather than “fat” (not that there’s anything wrong with that; just more there to love). I’ve got a lovely astigmatism courtesy of my parents, God rest their souls, so spectacles are a necessity (most of the time). By choice, there are no shingles on the roof, but there is plenty of insulation on the bottom of my noggin, a good portion of that salt instead of pepper.
Guess I’ve told you guys all the pertinent facts about me there are (there are, in fact, more, less pertinent facts, but they’ll come in due time). I look forward to getting to know you all in the future. Al-lonsy!!!
I work 3 rotating shifts, all my besties are either coworkers or people 9 hours different than me. Super lonely indeed!!
