Cymru9696
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Only the rings that can be eaten of my Johnson like a kebabYea yea yea...but pineapple now....
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Only the rings that can be eaten of my Johnson like a kebabYea yea yea...but pineapple now....
That's more like it!Other than it not being strong enough...I believe the proper phraseology is:
I fucking hate the Dallas Cowboys! (Just typing the words brightens my day)
Ohhhh, now there's a challenge!Only the rings that can be eaten of my Johnson like a kebab
I’m sure you’d do just fine, BFGOhhhh, now there's a challenge!![]()
^^Next story will be set at a luau^^Ohhhh, now there's a challenge!![]()
We will all get lei’d^^Next story will be set at a luau^^
I’m simultaneously hungry and horny now!Food porn is better than real porn.
Tell me about the juices flying out of your lime as you squeeze it over your two warm tortillas thats encasing your meat with some home made salsa verde oozing over your cilantro and onions.
I thought that was just your natural stateI’m simultaneously hungry and horny now!
Well, the two are not mutually exclusive.I’m simultaneously hungry and horny now!
I fucking hate when people say that. How about when people respond ‘You’re not wrong,’ to something you just said. I kinda want to shank them in the neck. I know I am not wrong. If I thought it was wrong I would not have said it you dumb shit.
People who say, “Must be nice,” to your positive news see themselves as victims of circumstance.
I’m simultaneously hungry and horny now!
You're not wrong.I fucking hate when people say that. How about when people respond ‘You’re not wrong,’ to something you just said. I kinda want to shank them in the neck. I know I am not wrong. If I thought it was wrong I would not have said it you dumb shit.
In my experience, the “you’re not wrong” is usually politeness for the follow up argument that starts with “but” that proposes to you a completely different argumentation.I fucking hate when people say that. How about when people respond ‘You’re not wrong,’ to something you just said. I kinda want to shank them in the neck. I know I am not wrong. If I thought it was wrong I would not have said it you dumb shit.
So, cured marinated and steamed dead flesh turns George on?
I hate it. Also when people say ‘100 percent,’ in agreement. Honestly I am usually secretly sayin fuck you to most people.In my experience, the “you’re not wrong” is usually politeness for the follow up argument that starts with “but” that proposes to you a completely different argumentation.
My favorite comeback is “so, according to you, what part was I not wrong about?”
Just hear them say what they totally disagree with!
I’m a little sadistic that way!![]()
Yea...not quite sure how a team that hasn't won even a Conference Championship in 30 years can be considered something remotely "good".The Dallas Cowboys are not "America's Team".
They were NFL Films' second choice for that moniker: The Steelers said, "Nah, we good"
The US Women's National Soccer Team is more of America's Team!!
Being pushed by the Monopoly and Fox, plus sportscasters across the country.Yea...not quite sure how a team that hasn't won even a Conference Championship in 30 years can be considered something remotely "good".
Must be nice.I hate it. Also when people say ‘100 percent,’ in agreement. Honestly I am usually secretly sayin fuck you to most people.
The Dallas Cowboys are not "America's Team".
They were NFL Films' second choice for that moniker: The Steelers said, "Nah, we good"
The US Women's National Soccer Team is more of America's Team!!
99%Must be nice.
I think sometimes people like me (a socially awkward weirdo) doesn’t know how to respond so you end up with stuff like “you’re not wrong” … or other such random bull because I can’t think of a way to acknowledge someone without comment or WHAT comment is appropriate in what situationI fucking hate when people say that. How about when people respond ‘You’re not wrong,’ to something you just said. I kinda want to shank them in the neck. I know I am not wrong. If I thought it was wrong I would not have said it you dumb shit.
99.9%that our current system of jail is an ineffective method of punishment and rehabilitation.