12oclocktales
dishing dirt
- Joined
- Dec 19, 2022
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Okay, as a public service to the millions of us uncool people out there, I will sacrifice myself, admit my incredible ignorance, and make myself the idiotic laughingstock, in order that they, we, might gain enlightenment, acceptance, and maybe even a little self-respect. I was looking at the tags on the tags portal page, and, honestly, hadn’t the foggiest idea what some of them meant. Cmnf? Enf? What the heck are these things? Now boobs (big ol’ obnoxious bitchy sluts), that’s an easy one, and car sex (a Camaro and Toronado going at it full throttle tailpipe to tailpipe), another piece of cake, but sph? That sounds like me after I’ve had too much to drink. I know there are online sex term dictionaries available, but some of these things aren’t even in there. Don’t get me wrong: I’m not denigrating any of the stories found under these tags; in fact, I read quite a few of them and they can be pretty good, some of them. But I was starting to get nervous, not knowing what the tags meant, that maybe they were Mind Control tags and anyone who read from them would turn into Commie-rats or, even, worse, suddenly like Barry Manilow’s music! So, is there anyway this hopelessly just-ain’t-with-it person, as well as all the others of us out there, can learn to be hip regarding tags (or anything else, for that matter)?