Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Cymru9696]

oh thank Christ

Well, it is Sunday after all

 

[peekingone]

Tell you what Jaap old mate, I'm going to ante up and raise the stakes. Mutton or lamb, doesn't bother me. Leave that up to whoever wants to judge.
Tits on the downward side? Yep, breastfed for 3 years each for the kids.
Mum tum, yep, couple of babies, hormones from this side of 50, tempered a bit by a bit of activity.
So, no nice light, no leaning this way or that, just raw. You don't get the pleasure of my face.

Match it or fuck off.

you are amazing. So damn sexy.....

 

[Awaywego]

Yep. I can understand an actress using one to play a certain era if undressing but I struggle to find a use otherwise other than feeling good after medical hair loss. I suppose you could go out without knickers on and leave an impression if you accidentally flashed. I suppose that's the rainbow coloured one's mission. Dance club, parade float.

I compete in Beard Comps, one time in the woman's realistic category (look it up) a lady used a merkin like Goatee. Only a few knew, lol.

 

[Awaywego]

Muff stuff

I reckon I have enough room to stick a merkin on.

That would be a shock to bloke and funny as heck

 

[missswannie]

That would be a shock to bloke and funny as heck

The bloke is long suffering and would probably roll his eyes.

 

[drobert44]

https://photos.***********xmoqLAGTBfDR9HMr7 l am being strange this morning it is a walnut tree sprouting

Spring will not be denied!

 

[Awaywego]

The bloke is long suffering and would probably roll his eyes.

But a merkin where it was has been smooth would cause a hilarious reaction, I bet.

 

[drobert44]

Now, what is a "Merkin?"

 

[missswannie]

But a merkin where it was has been smooth would cause a hilarious reaction, I bet.

Likely think he was being pranked by an evil friend or the cat was under the covers. A wandering hand finding fur would cause a pause.

 

[wildchild24143]

We're by Tampa. You can join us in our pool, hot tub or go out to the island on one of our boats ANYTIME!

Oh I love going out to eggmont key

 

[draconus_infernus]

Now, what is a "Merkin?"

Think of it as a toupee for pubic hair.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Freshly trimmed.

 

[AmberRocks]

30 min midday quiet time in the aircon, just slacking off from doing more productive things.

That's so smooth and tight! Good for you!

 

[Awaywego]

Likely think he was being pranked by an evil friend or the cat was under the covers. A wandering hand finding fur would cause a pause.

My partner just in the past months shed her muff like you, I will admit to loving the feeling...smooth. She likes it that way more now that we are full time coastal living. Created a word, she calls is smald. Who am I to argue?

 

[drobert44]

Think of it as a toupee for pubic hair.

Well I'll be damned..........

 

[Photog1rl]

https://imgur.com/a/yhHbWtv

Since @Photog1rl asked

It looks lovely It is so smooth and completely shaved! Is that how you normally keep it?

 

[Lindi37]

Since @Photog1rl asked

See, another cutie, I rest my case.
You look younger than I thought tbh

 

[drobert44]

Shave sounds like work!

 

[Lindi37]

So it’s Monday (and also Sunday ), does anyone have a theme. I don’t know how I feel about my mug being on Chaos . I also have a bald picture too dammit

 

[Photog1rl]

I don't keep up on it on a daily basis - I'm too lazy lol - but I try to do it every Sunday as part of my routine.

My face in particular gets a bit rough if I shave too often (very sensitive skin).

Maybe you just need someone to help you moisturize.

 

[Deadbed1968]

I don't keep up on it on a daily basis - I'm too lazy lol - but I try to do it every Sunday as part of my routine.

My face in particular gets a bit rough if I shave too often (very sensitive skin).

Same. I had to switch to electric because the blades always left my skin raw and irritated.

 

[Photog1rl]

I'm guessing you might have something that could help moisturize

Maybe…

 

[Photog1rl]

Maybe…

I’m also really skilled at moisturizing smooth soft skin @lukeleia

 

[Lindi37]

Thank you, people have remarked to me IRL oftentimes that I look younger than I am - which I admit always makes me feel good... especially on the days when my back aches, lol.

I have no idea of your age, I just assume everyone is my age until I learn otherwise. I think it’s cos you’re all my peeps. It’s like I assume everyone’s outside matches their inside so obviously the chaos crew are sexy af

 

[Lindi37]