Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[missswannie]

Looking around me on this beach this morning I'd say 90% of all folks are bare. A few landing strip's, a few #1 blade trims on blokes. Perhaps a few years ago that may have been 95-98% so a bit of hair returns, or maybe the big upswing in people using the clothing optional beach over Covid has just magnified a larger group.

 

[missswannie]

One last Mexico shower
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Damn you know the right angles

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yep. I can understand an actress using one to play a certain era if undressing but I struggle to find a use otherwise other than feeling good after medical hair loss. I suppose you could go out without knickers on and leave an impression if you accidentally flashed. I suppose that's the rainbow coloured one's mission. Dance club, parade float.

I want a rainbow colored merkin.
But just the fact that there is such a thing as a muff wig, and it has a name….
I can’t

 

[missswannie]

I want a rainbow colored merkin.
But just the fact that there is such a thing as a muff wig, and it has a name….
I can’t

Well as it turns out there is a place that makes custom merkins without it costing an arm and a leg. Some investigation to be done on Monday but a Chaos custom muff wig for all has mass pairing potential.
Now. Would it be 70s hip to hip,early 80s three finger width, late 80s Baywatch standard two finger width, 2000s one finger, or the above-the-line Hitler mo?

 

[Deadbed1968]

I want a rainbow colored merkin.
But just the fact that there is such a thing as a muff wig, and it has a name….
I can’t

There is even a Wikipedia page!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merkin

 

[Lindi37]

One last Mexico shower
*poof*

Damn you know the right angles

While I missed this, I who what I missed based on that damn comment

 

[missswannie]

While I missed this, I who what I missed based on that damn comment

Yeah the looking up while praying at the alter angle. Goes straight into my pants every time.

 

[missswannie]

I was very dark when I had fur, maybe I'll be a blonde muff

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I was very dark when I had fur, maybe I'll be a blonde muff

Yes, have fun with it

 

[lanceGibs]

I was very dark when I had fur, maybe I'll be a blonde muff

A delicious blonde

 

[Lindi37]

Yeah the looking up while praying at the alter angle. Goes straight into my pants every time.

I know the one , I’ve got the exact opposite photo angle somewhere… although I’m assuming mine is a little more revealing (and suggestive )

 

[Lindi37]

I want a rainbow colored merkin.
But just the fact that there is such a thing as a muff wig, and it has a name….
I can’t

I can almost predict a particular absent lit friend perking his ears up where he is

 

[Trubbycat]

I’ve gone mostly grey but the curlies are still dark…

 

[Lindi37]

Muff stuff

 

[Trubbycat]

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Muff stuff

That is dark… can’t see a thing

 

[Lindi37]

That is dark… can’t see a thing

It’s kinda the idea

 

[lanceGibs]

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Muff stuff

When you are being nice

 

[SnowboardPeople]

Muff stuff

https://media.tenor.com/W0OQy_RgykcAAAAM/wetdream.gif

 

[Trubbycat]

It’s kinda the idea

But… I like to see what I’m eating…

 

[missswannie]

Muff stuff

I reckon I have enough room to stick a merkin on.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well as it turns out there is a place that makes custom merkins without it costing an arm and a leg. Some investigation to be done on Monday but a Chaos custom muff wig for all has mass pairing potential.
Now. Would it be 70s hip to hip,early 80s three finger width, late 80s Baywatch standard two finger width, 2000s one finger, or the above-the-line Hitler mo?

Personally i would go early 80s three finger width . But the Hitler one sounds like it could be funny

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Muff stuff

I reckon I have enough room to stick a merkin on.

Perfect canvas for various merkin fashions.

 

[draconus_infernus]

Perfect canvas for various merkin fashions.

I can see you getting merkins in various colors and styles, and doing reviews on them.

“The pastel landing strip had potential, but it didn’t work. Now the day glow yellow 80s style bush was a total success!”

 

[Lindi37]

oh thank Christ

 

[Londonguy69]

Feeling brave and getting the actual nips out
Absolutely stunning, that’s made my morning