Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[TANSTAAFL58]

Merkin would be easier to dye in rainbow colours...get a platinum blonde one...

 

[Lindi37]

Every time I get up today I end up resting again. It's accidental, I swear, but I do feel like half man, half blanket

https://imgur.com/a/3ITldK8

Nice
Can I rest too?

 

[positiveflirt]

Nice
Can I rest too?

I recommend resting as part of any daily routine!

 

[missswannie]

https://photos.***********rLbuBuYaEJCmn5Ju8 not at rest . Explicit man stuff. To much starch. Maybe it was the potatoes pondering my life choices

You know, climbing on to a "starchy" about now might scratch the itch

 

[quickshadow]

I think Fridays should so be drink under the desk day. I need to submit that idea to HR.

I would rather just be under your desk…

 

[missswannie]

Post bedroom zooper dooper, and I think a slab of icecream between two butternut snap cookies.

 

[Trubbycat]

So it’s muffs, eh?

 

[Trubbycat]

No muff, just a badly manscaped junk.

Anybody know a service...?

https://imgur.com/a/DwXm4th

 

[draconus_infernus]

It’s Saturday morning. I worked eleven hours yesterday, didn’t get home till almost midnight, and didn’t get to sleep until well after one in the morning. Of course I get woken up by a combination of a headache and one of the cats having a meltdown.

Anyway, it’s several days late, but I finally got in a slacking off pic. At least I don’t have to get my errands run immediately. I can continue being lazy.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

It’s Saturday morning. I worked eleven hours yesterday, didn’t get home till almost midnight, and didn’t get to sleep until well after one in the morning. Of course I get woken up by a combination of a headache and one of the cats having a meltdown.

Anyway, it’s several days late, but I finally got in a slacking off pic. At least I don’t have to get my errands run immediately. I can continue being lazy.

I'm glad that you finally got a chance to slack off for a bit. You look very good doing it.

 

[drobert44]

We all love HR..........

 

[draconus_infernus]

I'm glad that you finally got a chance to slack off for a bit. You look very good doing it.

I did a little too good a job. I only just now did my physical therapy exercises. I should have done those hours ago.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I did a little too good a job. I only just now did my physical therapy exercises. I should have done those hours ago.

But you got them done, and that's what counts.

 

[draconus_infernus]

But you got them done, and that's what counts.

I did. I hate physical therapy, but it has to be done.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

No muff, just a badly manscaped junk.

Anybody know a service...?

https://imgur.com/a/DwXm4th

That is a fat looking sausage

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'm 4 ciders into the evening, reading about lesbian tag team lickathons, and a bathroom rigged for going blind. If we are going to play Beauty School then I volunteer as tribute.
What are those things called? Merkins.

MERKINS!!!!!!
I DIED when I discovered they made muff wigs

 

[Trubbycat]

That is a fat looking sausage

They plump when you cook ‘em…

 

[Trubbycat]

MERKINS!!!!!!
I DIED when I discovered they made muff wigs

Yeah, what the hell?

I’m a modern American male, I like ‘em naked or with a cute little landing strip.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Yeah, what the hell?

I’m a modern American male, I like ‘em naked or with a cute little landing strip.

My favourite type is "in front of me".

I am easy to please.

 

[Trubbycat]

My favourite type is "in front of me".

I am easy to please.

I see the old porn and I can’t help but want a machete to whack my way to the hidden temple…

 

[missswannie]

Yeah, what the hell?

I’m a modern American male, I like ‘em naked or with a cute little landing strip.

My favourite type is "in front of me".

I am easy to please.

I do have to add the customary reminder that I do it for me and not for anyone else. If someone else gets happy seeing it that way and likes interacting with it then that's bonuses all around.

However in fairness, I do have preferences that I have learnt over the years

 

[Trubbycat]

I do have to add the customary reminder that I do it for me and not for anyone else. If someone else gets happy seeing it that way and likes interacting with it then that's bonuses all around.

However in fairness, I do have preferences that I have learnt over the years

I have preferences but I’m not gonna push them on people

 

[missswannie]

MERKINS!!!!!!
I DIED when I discovered they made muff wigs

Yep. I can understand an actress using one to play a certain era if undressing but I struggle to find a use otherwise other than feeling good after medical hair loss. I suppose you could go out without knickers on and leave an impression if you accidentally flashed. I suppose that's the rainbow coloured one's mission. Dance club, parade float.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Whatever she likes is perfect if she’s sharing with me!!

 

[LupineOne]

One last Mexico shower
*poof*