Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[deft]

Not brave enough to put my actual muff up… (you’re welcome)

Oh, so sensual!

 

[Lindi37]

Oh, so sensual!

you’re so sweet x

 

[Toylovr]

Not brave enough to put my actual muff up… (you’re welcome)
Please please please don’t PM telling me you missed it. It’s okay. I’ll post again, as will others

Damn! Missed another great one!

 

[Inbef]

Morning, I need an extra dose of coffee. It will hopefully turn this small and wrinkled leprechaun into a human being.

 

[Lindi37]

I heard it was a nice muff !!

It was less muff hole and more pie hole to be fair . No one needs to see the cave of wonders

 

[Lindi37]

Morning, I need an extra dose of coffee. It will hopefully turn this small and wrinkled leprechaun into a human being.

Coming right up
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[Inbef]

Coming right up
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That's so kind, I feel the coffee entering my body, having the exact opposite effect as Superman's kryptonite.

 

[missswannie]

Belatedly remembered friday night blindness needed to be put away in the guest room bathroom. Or I could just leave it there for Saturday night.

 

[positiveflirt]

Belatedly remembered friday night blindness needed to be put away in the guest room bathroom. Or I could just leave it there for Saturday night.

Hahaha i vote leave!

 

[Inbef]

Belatedly remembered friday night blindness needed to be put away in the guest room bathroom. Or I could just leave it there for Saturday night.

That's some weird shower cleaning material you have there, lady.

 

[deft]

Belatedly remembered friday night blindness needed to be put away in the guest room bathroom. Or I could just leave it there for Saturday night.

This is proof that there can be hottt as fuckkk pics with zero skin showing

 

[missswannie]

That's some weird shower cleaning material you have there, lady.

It's my calf massager, mum. And facial skin pore cleaner. You might have me cold on the other one.

 

[positiveflirt]

It's my calf massager, mum. And facial skin pore cleaner. You might have me cold on the other one.

The other one? Looking after it for a friend, needs to be kept near water

 

[missswannie]

Hahaha i vote leave!

On reflection, I am in the mood for a different combination later so will clean up.

 

[positiveflirt]

Every time I get up today I end up resting again. It's accidental, I swear, but I do feel like half man, half blanket
<byeee>

 

[missswannie]

So the reviews of this book say: "Lesbian necromancer explore a haunted Gothic palace in space. Decadent nobles vie to serve the deathless Emperor! Skeletons!" "Unlike anything I've ever read. Muir's writing is as sharp as a broken tooth, and just as unsettling." "...the author is clearly insane"
"The Emperor needs necromancers. The Ninth Necromancer needs a swordsman. Gideon has a sword, some dirty magazines, and no more time for undead nonsense."

I'll let you know how Gideon the Ninth goes, but so far there is a lesbian tag team muff munch going on.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Anyway muff stuff weekend... what do you call this if you have a muffless muff? A tuftless muff? If a puss is it a Sphinx?

You should know by now that the Good Pervs here love a muffless muff as much as a rainbow muff or a 70s pornstar muff or a topiary muff. We are muff-positive. Bring on the muff stuff.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Neck massagers

Grout cleaner

 

[missswannie]

Grout cleaner

Well done. Ultrasonic grout cleaner, mum, I swear.

Not sure why I am quoting mum.

 

[missswannie]

You should know by now that the Good Pervs here love a muffless muff as much as a rainbow muff or a 70s pornstar muff or a topiary muff. We are muff-positive. Bring on the muff stuff.

It's worldpride in Sydney at the moment so if I had a muff to display on the floats then it could be rainbow. Do you go to your local hairdresser to get a colouring?

 

[Willingtoshare]

Cock stuff…

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[PlanetaryNebula]

Muff stuff is nice Nebs but wouldn't you rather have a stuffed muff?

100%

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Anyway muff stuff weekend... what do you call this if you have a muffless muff? A tuftless muff? If a puss is it a Sphinx?

I honestly don’t know. I just like using the word muff. Tuftless muff has a nice ring to it.
I swear I’m gonna grow one so Justa can dye it rainbow colors

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

It's worldpride in Sydney at the moment so if I had a muff to display on the floats then it could be rainbow. Do you go to your local hairdresser to get a colouring?

All-natural white as snow...so I suppose a rainbow could be possible (its in June here)

 

[missswannie]

I'm 4 ciders into the evening, reading about lesbian tag team lickathons, and a bathroom rigged for going blind. If we are going to play Beauty School then I volunteer as tribute.
What are those things called? Merkins.