Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[Cogan]

Tell you what Jaap old mate, I'm going to ante up and raise the stakes. Mutton or lamb, doesn't bother me. Leave that up to whoever wants to judge.
Tits on the downward side? Yep, breastfed for 3 years each for the kids.
Mum tum, yep, couple of babies, hormones from this side of 50, tempered a bit by a bit of activity.
So, no nice light, no leaning this way or that, just raw. You don't get the pleasure of my face.

Match it or fuck off.

I just love this picture!

 

[Lindi37]

But now it’s muff stuff! And I’m all for keeping up with the status quo

That’s all you get ya pervs (so breathe a collective sigh of relief )

 

[Cogan]

But now it’s muff stuff! And I’m all for keeping up with the status quo

That’s all you get ya pervs (so breathe a collective sigh of relief )

It looks like you're preparing for a great time!

 

[Lmizzler]

But now it’s muff stuff! And I’m all for keeping up with the status quo

That’s all you get ya pervs (so breathe a collective sigh of relief )

Wait, how'd you know I was a perv?
Brave and beautiful!

 

[hotcpu]

Might as well go all in for an exceptionally brief period of time if things are to be chaotic.

https://www.***********/s/1ohfimshfwj1rjb/Selfie81.png?dl=0

Incredible

 

[GabbyDebarres]

I hope this is a link poof gone technically challenged obviously

Glad I caught it.

 

[Artfan2]

Might as well go all in for an exceptionally brief period of time if things are to be chaotic.

Your briefs were very brief. Fortunately I caught it.

 

[Artfan2]

Briefs ...

 

[Inbef]

Might as well go all in for an exceptionally brief period of time if things are to be chaotic.

Ending the chaos

I only see a dustbin. Guess I was poofed.

 

[Joxlrg]

As they say in Northern Florida... Y'all have a good weekend !!!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Up until @TANSTAAFL58 sees

Thank you for being so patient with me...may I say "Splendid knockers madam"...and, I must be getting old, because I really loved the middle finger pic.

I feel like celebrating with an untreated cigar
https://i.imgur.com/0SCQ2Sy.jpg

PS., tell mom its a really small bikini top

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

By the way, my absence (you didn't notice did you?) produced some good news: https://forum.literotica.com/threads/chaotic-coffee-klatch-tea-also-available.1570837/post-96532654

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I only see a dustbin. Guess I was poofed.

You do some work instead of goof
And all you get is another poof
Maybe train a dog to go woof
So you don't want to jump off a roof

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

By the way, my absence (you didn't notice did you?) produced some good news: https://forum.literotica.com/threads/chaotic-coffee-klatch-tea-also-available.1570837/post-96532654

congrats on being cleared to live life again and such.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You do some work instead of goof
And all you get is another poof
Maybe train a dog to go woof
So you don't want to jump off a roof

Fell asleep writing this after showering and waiting to dry off in bed. Drooled on my phone.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Is there more than one asshole here? Swannie has always been able to handle her gorgeous self well in these situations. Maybe masochism is his kink and he enjoys getting shredded by Swannie.

I never doubted she could handle herself. My apologies for offering support.

 

[bullus]

Fell asleep writing this after showering and waiting to dry off in bed. Drooled on my phone. but hey im naked.

Looks like snuggling weather

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Fell asleep writing this after showering and waiting to dry off in bed. Drooled on my phone. but hey im naked.

Love the poem

 

[Awaywego]

Tell you what Jaap old mate, I'm going to ante up and raise the stakes. Mutton or lamb, doesn't bother me. Leave that up to whoever wants to judge.
Tits on the downward side? Yep, breastfed for 3 years each for the kids.
Mum tum, yep, couple of babies, hormones from this side of 50, tempered a bit by a bit of activity.
So, no nice light, no leaning this way or that, just raw. You don't get the pleasure of my face.

Match it or fuck off.

Preach it Wannie, you roll all the old, rude, and dumass folks out if all the chats! Thank you and love that pic

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Just an ordinary soul,
Can't wait to stop snow,
Say hi to chaos,
Clothes are lost,
And nude I do stroll.

 

[Awaywego]

Anyway folks, seeing as its friday night and a long weekend here, what further mischief can everyone get up to?

Trouble this eve is me and the pup! My Miss is off to a Whisky Festival with the GF group. Fun times

 

[robsweet]

Tell you what Jaap old mate, I'm going to ante up and raise the stakes. Mutton or lamb, doesn't bother me. Leave that up to whoever wants to judge.
Tits on the downward side? Yep, breastfed for 3 years each for the kids.
Mum tum, yep, couple of babies, hormones from this side of 50, tempered a bit by a bit of activity.
So, no nice light, no leaning this way or that, just raw. You don't get the pleasure of my face.

Match it or fuck off.

Beautiful!!!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Oof. Seems like there was some bs drama this morning...

Some people just don't know when to keep their opinions to themselves.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Aw thanks, I love you too. but I can't take all the credit for Florida woman's antics, sure I may wind some of them up a little, but it is mostly just the devil vagina magic and the wonder of Florida. Watch out for the flying spicy chicken wings, I hear they sting more than the nuggets.

It wouldn’t matter where you were from- you are a hot shit. I want to get into so much trouble with you

 

[missswannie]

I never doubted she could handle herself. My apologies for offering support.

Your support is always welcome in this house. I've seen you fry a few eggs in here