🏡PLP's Bazaar of the Bizarre: A Study Hall for the Deviant and Delightful

Hold on. If you and I are both Scorpios, which of us goes on top?

Or, astrologically speaking, is my face in conjunction with Uranus, or is yours eclipsing Mars?
The heteronormative chart would indicate woman on top. And I'm thinking that, for these "ideal" positions, both partners are of the same sign. If not, one person isn't in their ideal position. And what the hell about the Libra position makes it "professional"? Or the Scorpio one "cautious"? It's almost like this isn't scientific. So many questions.
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The heteronormative chart would indicate woman on top. And I'm thinking that, for these "ideal" positions, both partners are of the same sign. If not, one person isn't in their ideal position. And what the hell about the Libra position makes it "professional"? Or the Scorpio one "cautious"? It's almost like this isn't scientific. So many questions.
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Taking the image on the chart literally, the figure on the bottom would then have a man bun.

I ask you as a woman of taste and discernment: would you go down on a man with the hair shown that picture? Could you do that??
 
Taking the image on the chart literally, the figure on the bottom would then have a man bun.

I ask you as a woman of taste and discernment: would you go down on a man with the hair shown that picture? Could you do that??
I believe that is her right foot.
 
The heteronormative chart would indicate woman on top. And I'm thinking that, for these "ideal" positions, both partners are of the same sign. If not, one person isn't in their ideal position. And what the hell about the Libra position makes it "professional"? Or the Scorpio one "cautious"? It's almost like this isn't scientific. So many questions.
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I just love how Aquarius is the Humanitarian. Presumably because it looks like she's doing CPR on his balls.
 
The heteronormative chart would indicate woman on top. And I'm thinking that, for these "ideal" positions, both partners are of the same sign. If not, one person isn't in their ideal position. And what the hell about the Libra position makes it "professional"? Or the Scorpio one "cautious"? It's almost like this isn't scientific. So many questions.
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Hey! Do not doubt the professionalism of the driver until you take the ride!!
 
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