Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

I was usually the other side of the bar, although I don’t remember much
If you drink tequila alone in a bar, well, that’s one thing. When you’re talking about shots, it’s a group thing and someone gets stuck with the tab. Shots add up and my experience was that the happiness of getting people f’ed up and paying for it resulted in much larger gratuities.
 
Are you saying I'm a cereal killer? I kill a bowl every morning
"Let's remind ourselves that, you might not be driving on some particular day. Maybe your car is in the shop, huh? Maybe you had an accident? Maybe you ate a whole box of Total and went out and wrecked your car! This is happening more and more all across our great land. It's called, the power of suggestion at breakfast time.

"And, you might be hitchhiking! Yes, you know, there are still some people who hitchhike. Most of them are dead, but there are still about nine of them out there trying to find a serial killer! Which has nothing to do with the box of Total, that's just a coincidence."

 
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"Let's remind ourselves that, you might not be driving on some particular day. Maybe your car is in the shop, huh? Maybe you had an accident? Maybe you ate a whole box of Total and went out and wrecked your car! This is happening more and more all across our great land. It's called, the power of suggestion at breakfast time.

"And, you might be hitchhiking! Yes, you know, there are still some people who hitchhike. Most of them are dead, but there are still about nine of them out there trying to find a serial killer! Which has nothing to do with the box of Total, that's just a coincidence."

I don't have come back for this, except I would take uber before hitchhiking!
 
I ponder...

Am I seen as;

An asshole?
A know-it-all?

A gentleman?
A nice guy?
A beast?
A total perv?
A nerd?
Some strange mix of all of the above?
I haven’t really talked to you enough to know much but I’ve crossed off the ones that definitely don’t apply
 
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