Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[BrendaBear]

Post! I like 4 posters

Pathological Postie!

 

[HeavyBalls]

I ponder...

Am I seen as;

An asshole?
A know-it-all?
A gentleman?
A nice guy?
A beast?
A total perv?
A nerd?
Some strange mix of all of the above?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Good Lawd. Where have you been all my life? You can have Nebs seat...

You little shit

 

[rjr_1954]

Pathological Postie!

Yes, mistress

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I ponder...

Am I seen as;

An asshole?
A know-it-all?
A gentleman?
A nice guy?
A beast?
A total perv?
A nerd?
Some strange mix of all of the above?

86 the asshole and the know it all

 

[Cymru9696]

I was usually the other side of the bar, although I don’t remember much

If you drink tequila alone in a bar, well, that’s one thing. When you’re talking about shots, it’s a group thing and someone gets stuck with the tab. Shots add up and my experience was that the happiness of getting people f’ed up and paying for it resulted in much larger gratuities.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Are you saying I'm a cereal killer? I kill a bowl every morning

"Let's remind ourselves that, you might not be driving on some particular day. Maybe your car is in the shop, huh? Maybe you had an accident? Maybe you ate a whole box of Total and went out and wrecked your car! This is happening more and more all across our great land. It's called, the power of suggestion at breakfast time.

"And, you might be hitchhiking! Yes, you know, there are still some people who hitchhike. Most of them are dead, but there are still about nine of them out there trying to find a serial killer! Which has nothing to do with the box of Total, that's just a coincidence."

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I had 2 margaritas tonight at a bar. And a shot of tequila

 

[Cymru9696]

I had 2 margaritas tonight at a bar. And a shot of tequila

Can I ask about your tip(s)?

 

[BrendaBear]

I ponder...

Am I seen as;

An asshole?
A know-it-all?
A gentleman?
A nice guy?
A beast?
A total perv?
A nerd?
Some strange mix of all of the above?

My 2 cents…

 

[BrendaBear]

I had 2 margaritas tonight at a bar. And a shot of tequila

Happy Nebs!

 

[BrendaBear]

Can I ask about your tip?

Buy low, sell high?

 

[rjr_1954]

"Let's remind ourselves that, you might not be driving on some particular day. Maybe your car is in the shop, huh? Maybe you had an accident? Maybe you ate a whole box of Total and went out and wrecked your car! This is happening more and more all across our great land. It's called, the power of suggestion at breakfast time.

"And, you might be hitchhiking! Yes, you know, there are still some people who hitchhike. Most of them are dead, but there are still about nine of them out there trying to find a serial killer! Which has nothing to do with the box of Total, that's just a coincidence."

I don't have come back for this, except I would take uber before hitchhiking!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Can I ask about your tip(s)?

Well we frequent the place often so I left $20 on a $60 bill

 

[Cymru9696]

Buy low, sell high?

Gordon Gekko ovah heeya

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Happy Nebs!

Sadly no. Nebs was not happy this evening but it was not the fault of the tequila

 

[VoraciousValue]

Can I ask about your tip(s)?

Don't squat with spurs on!

 

[HarryHill]

Can I ask about your tip(s)?

They are nebs, not tips; we named them about a hundred pages back.

 

[Lindi37]

I ponder...

Am I seen as;

An asshole?
A know-it-all?
A gentleman?
A nice guy?
A beast?
A total perv?
A nerd?
Some strange mix of all of the above?

I haven’t really talked to you enough to know much but I’ve crossed off the ones that definitely don’t apply

 

[Lindi37]

Sadly no. Nebs was not happy this evening but it was not the fault of the tequila

Who do I need to have words with?! Cos I will!

 

[BrendaBear]

I haven’t really talked to you enough to know much but I’ve crossed off the ones that definitely don’t apply

I agree with that as well.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Who do I need to have words with?! Cos I will!

Some dick head

 

[LittleSwitchy]

I had 2 margaritas tonight at a bar. And a shot of tequila

So one margarita and one caddilac margarita?

 

[Lindi37]

Some dick head

Let me at him

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

So one margarita and one caddilac margarita?

No 2 Presidente margaritas and a shot of tequila