Actually its an exceptionally good monday morning, things are on a roll.You are a person where the person told to do it would feel like they won the lottery.
I hope the rest of the week goes better.
I didn’t say I was good at flirting. I think most people I talk to get tired of me because I’m like, hey, look at my dog, isn’t he gorgeous etc… I can’t even remember meeting my husband 16 years ago because I was drunk dancing on some table in a nightclub completely minding my own business. He still thinks I came onto him, I argue I was in no state to be coming anywhere. I don’t drink anymore
Like the Blarney Stone in Ireland? Kiss it for luck.
How likely is that to go off randomly if I get me face near it??
Hell, I’d count myself as lucky if given the opportunity.
What an invitation
Did we? I don't have a fanny (British fanny, obvs have a Yank fanny) but never heard of that warning
Man, I thought it was just me who was that clueless when it comes to flirting or being flirted with.
That goes both ways thank you very muchly
Do you?That goes both ways thank you very muchly
Mirror - Don't put ice lollies in your vaginaDid we? I don't have a fanny (British fanny, obvs have a Yank fanny) but never heard of that warning
I chose the Mirror one out of a bunch of them but you get the gist. And yes, mirror reader might need to be told, although it was a govt comm.
Our govt was doing literally everything they could to distract and divert attention last summer, the corrupt, feckless cunts.
No, admittedly adventurism over the years has seen a number of things tried. Most women have a story. But ice encased in plastic? I kind of need things on the more solid side to achieve the result. A hairbrush, a carrot or two, something decent anyway.
Ice is pretty solid tbf...
Is this your tit for Shenglung's tat ?
Nope, you amply fulfil that position
This may be the first time i asked myself if i dare click on something on this thread...
For me, it was relatively tame. A wince rather than a vomit
