Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

my father was primary Polish and Italian, Polish last name. My mother was primarily German and Irish. They did marry for a couple months before I was born so my maiden name was Polish. I think my looks were a bit more after the Italian women, but yeah, total mutt.
Ah my Last name is Polish, and know my family immigrated from there. Though according to DNA tests they originally started in Scandinavia somewhere. Then throw in my mom's side of the family and my ancestry is all over the place so yeah mutt can fit here to lol 🤣
 
my father was primary Polish and Italian, Polish last name. My mother was primarily German and Irish. They did marry for a couple months before I was born so my maiden name was Polish. I think my looks were a bit more after the Italian women, but yeah, total mutt.
My wife is also Polish/Italian, although the family identifies as Italian.
 
Careful. I remember the damage the plastic sleeves from those popsicles can cause to the corners of your mouth.
The late night TV Zooper Dooper ad has variations of two people in bed with a sheet and sucking on the ice stick, a girl in bed with various blurred objects, and the latest one has another girl coming up from under the sheets and she feeds her a suck of the ZD before she disappears again. Never any talking.

So people take ZD pics from bed.
 
Mind you, wasn't it last year in the UK during a summer hotspell that the health authorities issued warnings that it was not a good idea to stick ice lollies in your fanny.

Who knew?
Mandatory health declaration: despite close proximities I have never pushed a Zooper Dooper up me. God knows everything else that has gone up there, but not a frozen ZD. Consult a health care professional for advice on safe cold insertions.
 
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