Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[SassySheDevil]

That is awesome!
Those are awesome!
And YOU are awesome!

Thank you. That is very sweet.

 

[Awaywego]

Should set up a zoom chat from the change rooms and see what the opinions lead to

Time zone difference? You +14 hours from me?

 

[Awaywego]

Ok his majesty is awake and we are off to a midnight Fringe Festival cabaret/circus act. Acrobats and trapeze artists using only bubbles to cover up. Should be a laugh. A bit of 2am dessert would be nice.
My final red entry for tonight is the tie sides to go under my dress. He is allowed to pull the ribbon and let them drop off at the time of his choosing.

Lucky man!

 

[SassySheDevil]

good morning. Starting off the red.

I think this might officially be my favorite picture of you. You look amazing!!!

Red Today

Aawww Daisy!! Always so beautiful!!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Cozy in Red
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Stunning!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Oh boy. I have a ton of red.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Oh boy. I have a ton of red.

WOWSER!!

 

[draconus_infernus]

Okay, new red!

 

[Doublethebubble]

Cozy in Red

I would use other adjectives but Cozy works!

 

[Skwrtluvr]

Jack Hammer was originally the sidekick of Sam Spade (of crime noir fame) but was quickly dropped due to some particularly unsavoury sexual proclivities.
There were a few (very) unfortunate accidents due to his kink of using his shooter (gun, not cock) to pleasure his broad. Also his insistence on keeping a cigarette on the go and wearing his fedora during sex didn't play well with test audiences.
But the biggest problem was the sexual position to which he lent his name. He would pick his dame up by the thighs so they were groin to groin with her head at his feet, then he would repeatedly smash her face off the road surface till the tarmac broke up.
Even in less enlightened times this was viewed as 'a bit beyond the pale' and 'a bad thing'.

So just don't repeatedly smash her head is what your saying ??

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Well now, i am loving all this red. It’s my favorite color.

Here’s something from the archive until I get my lazy ass in gear and take a new pic. Be warned, this is a full frontal shot.

that is a fun shot. Filter or lighting?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I think this might officially be my favorite picture of you. You look amazing!!!

Aawww Daisy!! Always so beautiful!!

thank you. I might have been in a closet at the time lol.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

thank you. I might have been in a closet at the time lol.

So happy you came out of closet

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So happy you came out of closet

lol, yeah eventually

 

[draconus_infernus]

that is a fun shot. Filter or lighting?

Lighting

 

[Saltfountain]

So just don't repeatedly smash her head is what your saying ??

No mate, it was a joke.

I'll try to make them more obvious in future. I apologise

 

[Skwrtluvr]

No mate, it was a joke.

I'll try to make them more obvious in future. I apologise

Oh ha ha ha

 

[Saltfountain]

OK back into my corner I go

 

[Saltfountain]

@Skwrtluvr

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Beijing Jackhammer

 

[Saltfountain]

Could be worse @Daisy_Love at least it wasn't a split penis pic this time

 

[Photog1rl]

Poof
Good morning chaos.
Sleepy in red this morning.
This will poof fast

 

[Daisy_Love]

Could be worse @Daisy_Love at least it wasn't a split penis pic this time

Don’t know what you mean Salty

 

[hotoldrguy]

Good morning chaos.
Sleepy in red this morning.
This will poof fast

Well hello there gorgeous!!! Love seeing the beautiful face that goes with that gorgeous smile....and...boobs

 

[Saltfountain]

Don’t know what you mean Salty

Yeah yeah yeah

 

[Daisy_Love]

Good morning chaos.
Sleepy in red this morning.
This will poof fast

You look absolutely fabulous