Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

Ok guys I'm kinda new to the thread I was looking for some help explaining JACKHAMMER position to a friend of mine .Your expertise would be greatly appreciated
 
Ok guys I'm kinda new to the thread I was looking for some help explaining JACKHAMMER position to a friend of mine .Your expertise would be greatly appreciated
Jack Hammer was originally the sidekick of Sam Spade (of crime noir fame) but was quickly dropped due to some particularly unsavoury sexual proclivities.
There were a few (very) unfortunate accidents due to his kink of using his shooter (gun, not cock) to pleasure his broad. Also his insistence on keeping a cigarette on the go and wearing his fedora during sex didn't play well with test audiences.
But the biggest problem was the sexual position to which he lent his name. He would pick his dame up by the thighs so they were groin to groin with her head at his feet, then he would repeatedly smash her face off the road surface till the tarmac broke up.
Even in less enlightened times this was viewed as 'a bit beyond the pale' and 'a bad thing'.
 
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