Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[PlanetaryNebula]

What's sad? I don't know what you're talking about.

(How's that, @Rapharider ?)

It’s sad for the masses. You know?

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Lord help the man who ever calls my crotch distinguished.

"It received an honorary diploma from a prestigious college in the year of the Lord 1835."

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

"It received an honorary diploma from a prestigious college in the year of the Lord 1835."

Wait... are you saying my vag is 188 years old?!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Wait... are you saying my vag is 188 years old?!

My vag is 2 years older than yours and mine is a perfect peach!

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Wait... are you saying my vag is 188 years old?!

No, that's what "distinguished" reminds me of. I'd agree anyone using that would need a roasting.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

My vag is 2 years older than yours and mine is a perfect peach!

Nobody likes a braggart.

Signed,
A grumpy distinguished crotch

 

[Trubbycat]

Peaches can stay fresh for quite a while

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

No, that's what "distinguished" reminds me of. I'd agree anyone using that would need a roasting.

Oh... haha...I thought you were giving my twat a diploma

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Oh... haha...I thought you were giving my twat a diploma

Your flower has a PhD in excellence.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nobody likes a braggart.

Signed,
A grumpy distinguished crotch

I was saying that if my puss is perfect, yours must be extra perfect

 

[HarryHill]

The chaos is spreading.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I was saying that if my puss is perfect, yours must be extra perfect

Mmm. Wanna compare?

 

[Rapharider]

Mmm. Wanna compare?

Can I nominate myself for the jury?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

sitting here a little grumpy that no one has ever called my cunt distinguished

 

[Trubbycat]

Mmm. Wanna compare?

Lit’s servers start crashing…

 

[shenglung]

I was saying that if my puss is perfect, yours must be extra perfect

Mmm. Wanna compare?

Hmmm I think you need a third party for a proper comparison... I volunteer

 

[Rapharider]

It’s a twat-off

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Mmm. Wanna compare?

Yup

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

sitting here a little grumpy that no one has ever called my cunt distinguished

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I'm afraid it might bite me! Rawr!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yup

You first. I've been tricked like this before.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

sitting here a little grumpy that no one has ever called my cunt distinguished

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I saw it today and esteemed, renowned, and acclaimed are probably better adjectives.

 

[shenglung]

You first. I've been tricked like this before.

Did you go to Florida and have you pants stolen?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I saw it today and esteemed, renowned, and acclaimed are probably better adjectives.

ok, those I pretty awesome too. thank you. I just like when people tell me something I haven't heard before.

 

[Rapharider]

ok, those I pretty awesome too. thank you. I just like when people tell me something I haven't heard before.

Have you had supercalifragilisticexpialidocious before?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Anyone got a red button?