Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[SirConradPeckereye]

Well, I do like to rock n roll all night. And party every day

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[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I was thinking id make a mess all around my eyebrows. Im a klutz. I cant even do my nails.

Vaseline around the area prior. so any slips don't hit skin. nails, paint skin with liquid latex or elmers glue.

 

[Mrtenant]

Well, I do like to rock n roll all night. And party every day

I knew I liked you. That's on my my playlist.

Messes with the college kids at the coffee shop when it's blasting loud in my earbuds.

 

[Rapharider]

Lord help the man who ever calls my crotch distinguished.

It does rather make me think of the Distinguished Conduct Medal. And no one’s pussy wants to be thought of as battle-hardened.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Vaseline around the area prior. so any slips don't hit skin. nails, paint skin with liquid latex or elmers glue.

You need your own how to forum.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Sorry about that. Just wax them.

you first lol.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I knew I liked you. That's on my my playlist.

Messes with the college kids at the coffee shop when it's blasting loud in my earbuds.

That song rocks

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It does rather make me think of the Distinguished Conduct Medal. And no one’s pussy wants to be thought of as battle-hardened.

It makes me think of the Monopoly man.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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Connie!!!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Connie!!!

Nebsie!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It does rather make me think of the Distinguished Conduct Medal. And no one’s pussy wants to be thought of as battle-hardened.

No fucken way!!! I like to think of my pussy as a perfectly ripe peach

 

[Rapharider]

you first lol.

Already have. My cock looks like Postman Pat’s nose.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It makes me think of the Monopoly man.

Or like Einsteins eyebrows

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Already have. My cock looks like Postman Pat’s nose.

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ok, so apparently, you are indeed more brave than I am.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Already have. My cock looks like Postman Pat’s nose.

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Prove it in the other thread.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

No fucken way!!! I like to think of my pussy as a perfectly ripe peach

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[Rapharider]

Prove it in the other thread.

I don’t do dick pics

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Or like Einsteins eyebrows

Well, the fuzzy brows is decidedly more accurate than a top hat and bow tie.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don’t do dick pics

oh so maybe I am more brave after all.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I don’t do dick pics

Never?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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Nailed it!

 

[Rapharider]

Never?

Well, maybe if you ask nicely and promise not to tell anyone else

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Never?

It’s sad isn’t it?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Well, maybe if you ask nicely and promise not to tell anyone else

*whispers*

My lips are sealed.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It’s sad isn’t it?

What's sad? I don't know what you're talking about.

(How's that, @Rapharider ?)