Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[PlanetaryNebula]

That doesn't sound optional

Should it be?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

That must be an ongoing struggle

the struggle is real, bro. Someday, if just for one day, I shall be victorious through.

 

[Trubbycat]

I suppose turtleneck sweaters are not a viable Florida option...?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I suppose turtleneck sweaters are not a viable Florida option...?

well I'd also like to not spill or drop things on my shirts too. This is why I wear heavily printed patterns, so any stains or spills blend. I am awesome like that.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

the struggle is real, bro. Someday, if just for one day, I shall be victorious through.

Have you tried a bib? I’m thinking a queen size sheet might work. Maybe. Might need a California King.

 

[Trubbycat]

Have you tried a bib? I’m thinking a queen size sheet might work. Maybe. Might need a California King.

They're doing a lot of good stuff with vinyl and latex. One wipe and done.

 

[LittleSwitchy]

They're doing a lot of good stuff with vinyl and latex. One wipe and done.

Mmmm latex.
She might have to order 3,5… 10 yards of latex. Then make her own

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

so since apparently it is finger day, X-rated gif. Again, viewer discretion is advised.

Perfect...but be careful. Those nails look like weapons!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

okay. Finger post.

A bird in the hand is worth...aw forget it...boobs...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Perfect...but be careful. Those nails look like weapons!

Thanks. I get by. Guess I have adequate dexterity and control.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

@SassySheDevil @Moochienanu @Justadesperatewifeandmom

For the record, I have PM'd all of you at different times over things serious and goofy. I don't find any of you intimidating...possibly because my admiration for hot chicks who are willing to bare their naughty bits far outweighs any fear of tough chicks who will speak their minds. Oh, right, I like that too. Okay, I got nothing.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

the struggle is real, bro. Someday, if just for one day, I shall be victorious through.

You know the solution. Ignore the narrow-minded people who say things like "Bare boobs are inappropriate at work/school/in a restaurant/at church" Skin cleans easier than cotton, wool polyester or silk.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

that depends how long ago I was eating bacon. same day, probably. Some people try to cure cancer, I try to go a day without dropping food on my boobs.

And here I am every day trying to fulfill my fantasy of rubbing bacon grease all over your knockers.

 

[Joxlrg]

okay. Finger post.

Nice of you to point out where you want me

 

[SassySheDevil]

Nice of you to point out where you want me

I'm helpful that way

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

@SassySheDevil @Moochienanu @Justadesperatewifeandmom

For the record, I have PM'd all of you at different times over things serious and goofy. I don't find any of you intimidating...possibly because my admiration for hot chicks who are willing to bare their naughty bits far outweighs any fear of tough chicks who will speak their minds. Oh, right, I like that too. Okay, I got nothing.

yeah, you like us wordy naughty chicks.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

And here I am every day trying to fulfill my fantasy of rubbing bacon grease all over your knockers.

so what I am hearing is your fantasy is breakfast in bed with my boobs? you're cooking, right.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I have actually been told, multiple times by separate people that I’m intimidating. I get a bunch of blind follows (almost) every time I post a pic.
At this point, I’ll just be over here all intimidating and broody with my feelings and boobs on display.

Odds are you aren't intimidating, but those people are easily intimidated.

In my younger days I found pretty women to be intimidating but it was my bias. I was scared of being rejected so I decided they were too scary to talk to. It was chicken shit nonsense on my part.

I probably missed 100 chances to meet someone really awesome who was an absolute 10 because I assumed I'd be rejected.

Don't worry....I got over that childish wimpiness.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

so what I am hearing is your fantasy is breakfast in bed with my boobs? you're cooking, right.

Just don't ask where the milk came from....

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

yeah, you like us wordy naughty chicks.

Exactly. The wordier and naughtier the better

 

[Mo_Bandy]

so what I am hearing is your fantasy is breakfast in bed with my boobs? you're cooking, right.

Just bring the hot sauce

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Just bring the hot sauce

so now I have to bring my boobs and hot sauce. geesh, is that all. Do I need to make a list?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

so now I have to bring my boobs and hot sauce. geesh, is that all. Do I need to make a list?

Must resist....must not make bad dad joke about carrying thee hot sauce....weakening...ahhhhhh!

 

[Moochienanu]

Odds are you aren't intimidating, but those people are easily intimidated.

In my younger days I found pretty women to be intimidating but it was my bias. I was scared of being rejected so I decided they were too scary to talk to. It was chicken shit nonsense on my part.

I probably missed 100 chances to meet someone really awesome who was an absolute 10 because I assumed I'd be rejected.

Don't worry....I got over that childish wimpiness.

It usually has very little to do with my looks and more to do with my don’t-give-a-fuck attitude, the way I express myself freely, or the vocabulary I use to convey both of those things.

One person told me I don’t seem approachable/am intimidating because I don’t interact enough on my ampic thread - another because I’m not nice to everyone - and yet another because I call people out for their shitty behavior. Oh, and one person actually told me it was because I wrote poetry. *makes an intimidating poet face*

In the end I just laugh it off and do what I want. I really don’t care if I’m intimidating, I just kinda find it funny being a 5’2” little brat.

 

[Moochienanu]

Promised Him I was going to bed, but first I couldn’t pass up a finger pic.