Chaos: Don't Stress, Undress

[shenglung]

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast...

*poof *

When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day.

 

[missswannie]

Now that is a site to be seen. Naked playing the flute... Hope my timing will be good for that LOL

That's not the American Pie reference.

I might need the flute, the bloke has headed off down south to recover a crashed 737 so I am solo for the week.

 

[peekingone]

That's not the American Pie reference.

I might need the flute, the bloke has headed off down south to recover a crashed 737 so I am solo for the week.

Well being alone for sure has its advantages as we all know

 

[missswannie]

Well being alone for sure has its advantages as we all know

Yep, can fart in bed

 

[LittleSwitchy]

Yep, can fart in bed

Butt if you’re alone in bed. Who are you going to Dutch oven?

 

[peekingone]

Yep, can fart in bed

ok that was a good one. kudos. Fart while playing the flute.

 

[missswannie]

ok that was a good one. kudos. Fart while playing the flute.

No, fart and play the flute.

"oh say can you seeeeeeee"

*delete audio*

 

[Saltfountain]

Now as a card carrying member of the Federated Union of Cunt-havers, have you started unauthorised work on a union site?

Absolutely not! I was just carrying out work for the Committee for Unintended and Naive Typos...

Can't believe you don't work for the Federated Union of Cunt Keepers tbh..

 

[Saltfountain]

Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast...

*poof *

Nice H2G2 reference...

And damn time zones and sleep and shit

 

[MedicalMuse]

I don’t have ink, but I do have a farmer’s tan

https://imgur.com/a/PUsLx8n

Always a babe

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Nice Alice in Wonderland reference...

And damn time zones and sleep and shit

Pssttt... fixed your post!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Just coming back with a new name! Disabled my last one! Enjoy

https://imgur.com/a/5c2B2jS

Welcome to the thread. You're going to fit right in. Thanks for sharing.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Good morning all you happy naked people. What is the theme today?

 

[missswannie]

Good morning all you happy naked people. What is the theme today?

Good question.
We got kind of stuck at "That one time at band camp" American Pie reference, but for some reason my brain has now gone to "Breakfast"

 

[awired50]

Good morning everyone!

 

[rjr_1954]

Just coming back with a new name! Disabled my last one! Enjoy

https://imgur.com/a/5c2B2jS

Very nice tits, ooops sorry, boobs!

 

[rjr_1954]

God morning everyone!

Do you deliberately misspell that is it your preference?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Good question.
We got kind of stuck at "That one time at band camp" American Pie reference, but for some reason my brain has now gone to "Breakfast"

Never went to Band Camp. I was a Boy Scout (no, really). How about a g-string G-Chord?

https://i.imgur.com/6JY6Zwi.jpg

 

[awired50]

Do you deliberately misspell that is it your preference?

No, sorry

 

[rjr_1954]

Good morning all you happy naked people. What is the theme today?

Good Morning Tan!
My wife treated my kinks last night
Got tied up and whipped into a frenzy

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Never went to Band Camp. I was a Boy Scout (no, really). How about a g-string G-Chord?

https://i.imgur.com/6JY6Zwi.jpg

Speaking of guitars...I think this is a Fender publicity stunt, but it sounds great. The guy in the LA Dodgers hat who just rips it up at about 5:00 in, is Brad Paisley. Yeah THAT Brad Paisley. Playing with Scott Ian of Anthrax and Tom Morello. For @BrendaD (and my friend @talikat) and anyone else who appreciates shredding first thing in the morning....

 

[MedicalMuse]

Brad can really play Tan. No publicity stunt lol

 

[LupineOne]

Speaking of guitars...I think this is a Fender publicity stunt, but it sounds great. The guy in the LA Dodgers hat who just rips it up at about 5:00 in, is Brad Paisley. Yeah THAT Brad Paisley. Playing with Scott Ian of Anthrax and Tom Morello. For @BrendaD (and my friend @talikat) and anyone else who appreciates shredding first thing in the morning....

I always loved watching this! Incredible talent all around!

 

[Awaywego]

well another nail & rings gif, viewer discretion advised rating increasing.

Those nails!

 

[Sexy_Singer]

Hello. Not sure of the theme. I saw talk about ink yesterday. Sorry. No ink here

*poof*